In this episode, the Fesses discuss why they should have an impractical jokers-style tv show. They answer all of Steve's burning questions, including which iconic love triangles in fiction would be improved with polyamory. They come up with sister saw traps, re-cast a famous fantasy trilogy with muppets characters, and discuss what two Ted Lasso characters they are. And they do it all for Steve!

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Fess Up! #27: This One's for Steve

The Fess Girls are up to their usual antics! On this episode they delve into the bizarre songs that turn them on, enter a deep philosophical discussion about whether the Kool-aid Man is the juice or the jar, and the referee causes the ultimate scandal in a dramatic Trial by Combat!

Fess Up! #26 Where's the Ref?

What episode is funnier than 24? 25! Join the Fess Girls for their twenty-fifth episode in which they make an anxiety ass pact to get dummy thicc because their brains are sicc. They talk misleading superhero costumes and the shows that fill them with the most rage. They talk makeovers for elusive beasts. And Amy obsesses over Norm Scully's face for a little while because how could you not?!

Fess Up! #25: Anxiety Ass

Ena throws off Amy's groove in this episode of Fess Up! Marissa and Ena both complain about dating apps. Amy makes a realization about a movie that we all know and love and how it is actually a PG Saw movie. The Fess Girls try to find the strangest connection between Grandmother Willow and Pillows, and they also try to figure out what two RomComs they are! Is there something sinister binding Ariel and Flounder's friendship in The Little Mermaid? Find out in this episode!

Fess Up! #24: Ebisneezer Boobs

In this episode, the Fess Girls remind Ena what 3 Billy Goats Gruff is and realize that Kindergarten failed them. They talk about what celebrity is speaking to them telepathically and Ena admits that despite being an egg-obsessed fool, she doesn't know what an omelette is. Marissa issues a PSA Call-to-Action: Find this specific childhood educational video game. Topical things such as Twilight and The Olympics are discussed alongside not-topical things such as the superior British insultist.

Fess Up! #23: Its Not NOT Lizzie McGuire

In this episode, Marissa tells a story of purple vomit, Amy rants about wood carving, New hot slang terms for toenails are invented, and Ena introduces the concept of Sea Furries. Who is the villain of The Little Mermaid? Ursula, Ariel, or Scuttle? You gotta listen to find out. XOXO, Gossip Girl. SQUAWK.

Fess Up! #22: The Brink of War

In this episode, Amy talks about her craziest NYC experience that may or may not have been a time traveler's inspiration for the movie Twister. The Fesses discuss one specific Disney Princess' vampirism and how to incorporate Mambo #5 into your dating profile. They talk about what two Disney Cats they are and have a peek into the marital issues of three Disney hunks. And, of course, they discuss the power and majesty of The Fart™.

Fess Up! #21: Stink Me Up, Scotty

In what is absolutely the most chaotic episode of Fess Up! Yet, a Fess Up! Fan inspires a new segment called "Judge my Taste". Amy also creates a new segment called "Craigslist Craziness" And introduces the world to "The Potato Saga". Ena makes a life-altering joke while several of Amy's jokes do not receive the attention they crave. Marissa owns up to a dog treat-infused past. The Fesses collectively realize they have never actually eaten stromboli. To view the visuals discussed in this episode, follow the link here: https://bit.ly/FessUp20

Fess Up! #20: Let Chaos Reign

In this episode The Fess Girls create a new animated hit movie about porcupines! Amy fears Elon Musk will “Batman the shit out of her” and Marissa discovers that she is the villain in one Full House lead’s story. Marissa ruins pugs for Ena and Ena ruins jokes for Amy. They talk about porta-potties and presidential hookup protocol. And last but not least, there is a healthy dose of speak of the polyamorous community of Gay santas, just in time for Pride! 

Fess Up! #19: Quill of the Law

In this episode, the Fess Girls discuss movies that are particularly stinkerous. They discuss what Disney Park Ride they would be, how they would win an elephant war, and Ena's clicky-pen eyeballs. They wish for things and then ruin those wishes, and they even create new, false identities! You're going to be using their new slang term for self-gratification after this episode. We guarantee it.

Fess Up! #18: Let's Be Frank!

In this episode, the Fess Girls discuss the age-old "sandwich or salad?" debate. They also discuss how werewolves are allergic to cheese, and how boujee beavers are. Amy challenges Marissa and Ena to a duel of compliments and things do not go as planned! The Fesses also determine what two Spongebob Characters they are and you won't want to miss it!

Fess Up! #17: Situationally Slaps

A special Happy Birthday Amy episode brings up a lot of talking points. These include: Talking about the Titanic’s cuisine offerings, coming up with a new Birthday Song, Discovering there are some rules in jazz, Colin Mochrie's Improv Secret, and Jason Momoa's Mighty P3N1$. The Fess Girls won't stop talking about DJ Blue, and also make a plea to Jeff Bezos: If you're gonna have all that f*cking money anyway, please just become Batman or Iron Man. And also let your workers unionize.

Fess Up! #16: Hanks-a-palooza

Things get heated with the Fess Girls when they attempt to rank the most datable Rick and Morty characters. The Fesses share their racehorse names with the world for the first time, and they discuss Sonic the Hedgehog's marriage-ruining capabilities. Also, animal butts. Lots of animal butts.  Also in this landmark episode, the moment you've all been waiting for: The Fess Girls finally decide what two Shrek Characters they are! Shrek is love, Shrek is life. 

Fess Up! #15: Cloaca

In this episode, Ena makes a startling admission to the rest of her sisters about what she believes to be the correct lyrics to a very popular song. This leads to the Fess Girls taking an entirely different popular song and giving it a whole new context. The Fesses craft "Hannah Montana"-style alter egos for themselves and decide what two Harry Potter Characters they are. Don't forget: If it's green, it's clean!

Fess Up! #14: Orange Purple

The Fess Girls discuss Ena's outrageous new outfit, why Amy is the most "mature" of the sisters, and whether or not Satan is actually pink. The girls play The Newlywed Game and Ena discovers that accents are hard. The Fesses ruminate on the origins of clapping and explain why it is important to put 'Not a dentist' on your dating profiles.

Fess Up! #13: Circus Tent

The Fess Sisters take ice breakers to a whole new level in this comedy podcast. Listen as they create and answer the wackiest get-to-know-you questions and funniest conversation starters known to man, and get the whole room laughing in the process!

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