Welcome the f*&k back everyone, we missed you guys! This week we are returning to how we started on this show, we've got a good old fashioned drunk story. We have a very special guest on this week's episode, his name is Cody Vann and he's amazing and he's hilarious. He's going to tell you guys the funniest story you've ever heard, so stick around, take a listen, enjoy.

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Episode 5 - You Can Call Me Tater, Like The Tots

Hi everyone, welcome back to another week of Food For Thots, you know what the f*&k is going on. This week is story time!!! Aren't you guys so excited? It's just a funny story about one of those LA influencer friendships that turned f*&king bad, not for us, but for her, and us learning about it and then revisiting it years later so, do enjoy! Let us know what you think and yeah, it's super fun and cute. Ok, love you, bye!

Episode 4 - Genuinely A F*&king Psycho

What the f*&k is up you guys? Welcome back to Food For Thots, this week we are discussing the election. Yes, it is the Sunday before election day (when we recorded this) so what else could we talk about? It's all that's on our minds, probably the only thing on anyone's mind this week. You're going to be hearing this after the election so fingers crossed that sh*&t turned out ok but dunno 'bout that so... Anyway, thank you so much for listening.

Episode 3 - We'll See You On The Island

Hey guys, welcome back. This week is all about Ashley to be honest, we're pretty much talking about her epic failures in her dating life again so...hope you enjoy it, it's kind of funny but also a little sad. We also talk about states and which ones are real and which ones are fake so stay tuned! Thank you, bye!

Episode 2 - I Don't See The Point of Delaware

This week on Food For Thots, we're talking about 45 having COVID, we give an update on our neighbor and there's a pretty crazy ending to the story, Ashley gives an update on her ex and a certain tooth that Bayley is going to turn into some jewelry. Other than that it's just little updates here and there. Enjoy!

Episode 1 - I Deserve Better, Even Though I Don't

This week on Food For Thots, it's a doozy to say the least. We're just going to be talking about our neighbor and the s*&t we've been dealing with. It's been rough but that's about as much as we can give without telling you the entire story in a few words so y'know, stay tuned. Love you guys...

Episode 15 - We Literally Just Want Her To Shut The F*&k Up

This week on Food For Thots, we're talking all about religion. No trigger warning here because we're probably going to offend you and you don't deserve a trigger warning quite honestly, so just stay tuned, you probably want to hear what we have to say. Bye, god isn't real...

Episode 14 - We're Literally Unmarketable

This week on Food For Thots, we go on a little rollercoaster. We had a plan of what we were going to talk about and then asked if anybody had any updates or funny stuff and then that's all we talked about. Ashley talks about her game a little because it's important and then we also talk about the s*&tstain that sits in the oval office looking at picture books all day and then we s*&t on religion for a little bit. Plenty more where all of that came from so yeah, have a listen...

Episode 13 - All My Homies Are Going To Hell

This week on Food For Thots, it's a little bit of a smorgasbord, a little bit of everything because we're all over the place right now. You're going to hear us talk a little bit about the Hampstead kids again so just a little trigger warning there, we also have some tea in creeps in the local music scene here in southern California, a big trigger warning on that too, so if you don't want to hear any of that, you may want to skip through that segment and also we just kind of talked about hating men a little bit and it was super therapeutic so, hope you enjoy...

Episode 12 - Kill All Men Because Facts

This week on Food For Thots, we have a really fun, lighthearted episode, we're back to our f*&cking roots! It's a little bit of a drunkcast, not gonna lie to you guys. We talk a little bit about sex, the Hitachi Magic Wand, Ashley gives a little Tinder tea, and so much more. Love you guys, thanks for being here!

Episode 11 - Bad Oral Is Fake Feminism

This week on Food For Thots, we talk about a pretty serious topic so we're going to give quite a bit of a trigger warning. We're going to be discussing not only child trafficking but child abuse, sexual assault and child sexual abuse so if you don't want to hear anything about that, please don't listen to this episode but if you want to educate yourself on anything like that this is a pretty interesting one. Love you guys...

Episode 10 - Wayfair and Satanic Panic

This week on Food For Thots, we are continuing our conversation from last week. We were a little unorganized but it was still an important conversation and things went a little long but we thought it was important that this had it's very own episode, so welcome back to part 2 of the wokecast. Enjoy.

Episode 9 - She's Very Republican, Meaning Racist

This week on Food For Thots, we welcome you back from some time off and we're happy to be back. This episode is really just touching on what's going on, maybe a few little updates on our lives in the beginning but it's really, mainly going to be about the racial injustices seen in our country and really talking about it, how we feel about it and how we can do better. Hope you weren't looking for something to distract you from all this because you shouldn't be distracted. So welcome, we're going to talk about some real s*&t, not comedy s*&t. You feel me doggy?

Episode 8 - We Are Club Antifa

This week on Food For Thots, we're talking about our favorite conspiracy theories. We talk a little bit about how we got into conspiracy theories, what they mean to us, and the different levels of conspiracy theories, so stay tuned if you want to know some secrets that maybe you didn't know before. Ok, love you...

Episode 7 - Jeffrey Epstein Didn't Kill Himself And You Got A Gorilla Grip Cooter

This week on Food For Thots, we catch up on a few things and talk about some new s*&t in our lives and then we discuss unpopular opinions submitted by listeners as well as some of our own. Ily bitches...

Episode 6 - The Biggest F*&king Lie: Helen Keller

Join Bayley and Ashley, two twenty somethings living in Los Angeles, as they discuss everything from dating and crazy encounters to bad decisions and regret.

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