Every comedian, actor, writer, singer has to do shit they don't like from time to time. I just did a terrible short film where a girl acting liked she was punching me in the face. I walked off, not before calling her a C***. Look, I'm nice but I'm not that nice. Love ya! Rate me five stars please and subscribe!

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Smack My Bitch Up

So the other week I tweeted about reading current events stoned? Well, here it is. I did it on a whim and it's raw and unedited. I'm still working it out, or maybe not. I will try to post one every week but don't hold your breath because I can be unreliable. Just ask my family. Cheers! side note: I think Wreck My Ass Ralph was a porno, could be wrong (if it isn't it SHOULD be)

Episode 32: Let's try this again

My horrible ex boyfriend is getting married to the woman he met less then a month after we broke up. He's making his friends pay for his honeymoon...cheap...pretentious and horribly tacky. RANT!

Episode 30 Married?! MARRIED

Internet dating is for assholes and sluts. A reformed whore to the core.....shit's not working for me. I'm ready for substantial but i keep meeting losers. This is how it goes in LA....doomed to be alone.

Episode 29 Tinder

I have done some crazy things in my day. I slept with my brothers friend and it didn't go as well as I would have hoped....fml. I can't win!

Episode 28 The f#ck it list

Someone is pregnant! Tune in to hear about pregnancy! Ugh...ugh..oh...

Episode 27 Ohhh...Pregnant

I know a ton of hot guys but these two stood out. They were both hot and had everything you could want. Money. Good looks. An awesome sense of style. Too bad one was a rapist and one almost killed a man. I bet I'll get in trouble for this. Wait, no I won't! Nobody listens to me!

Episode 26 Good looking dudes that do bad shit

I went to the gym in my hometown and almost broke my nose. I don't know what was worse, only ugly people working out, or nice people or almost breaking my nose. You decide.

Episode 25 I really hate the gym

Working out is the worst. I hate is so much but it's a necessary evil especially since I eat so much. This is about the gym I go to. Ugh... people and aesthetics piss me off almost as much as those Westboro Baptist Church wackos. You should celebrate yourselves! Just don't be an asshole in the process of being what you consider perfect.

Episode 24 I hate the gym

I hate flying. I don't pray. The only time I pray kind of is when I'm flying. I did this podcast at my parents house when I was high on painkillers that I found in my moms cabinet. It's good to be home. I didn't pre listen to this long ass rant. You're welcome.

Episode 23 The scary skies

When I went home for the holidays I think my parents were happier then a pig in shit that I barely drank, smoke and I'm still single. They were happier that I'm curbing my vices more then they were to see me. Single? YAY! No really, they don't think I'm the marrying kind. Why would they?

Episode 22 Smoking and parents

So I talked about how I love nerds on my last podcast. This one is about men in Hollywood that I have come into contact with. I wanted to breakdown a list of who you will find in this fucking town. You can't sling a dead rat without hitting one of these....ahem...gents...

Episode 24 A breakdown of Hollywood dudes

Something I like is nerdy guys and I'm breaking down cute nerds in Hollywood. I love the Budy Holly type. Too bad he died....good ol' boys drinkin' whiskey and rye....

Episode 23 Hey nerds! I like you!

Happy new year or as I like to call it amateur night. If you partied like a rock star and ended up in a police car here are some tip from me to you on how to survive jail

Episode 22 How to survive jail

I went to a house party and I fucked shit up to the max. Now everyone hates me. I want to put a disclaimer that this post is EXTRA BITCHY...it almost makes me feel guilty. Well, almost....

Episode 21 So what I ruined your party

I'm a comedian. I'm also a grown woman who has made a ton of mistakes. Follow me into the undertow that is Los Angeles. Twitter: allhailmswantz and email me at nikkiwantzisright@gmail.com

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