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Friendship Goals: A Fandom Podcast

Episode 184: Yarn

This week, we get very real about an issue that hits very close to both of us: mental illness (with some lovely shoutouts to chronic physical conditions, too!). We laugh because we have to, but please be warned that topics discussed in this episode include suicidal ideation, unreality, and disordered eating. Strangely enough, we actually really loved recording this one, so come on and dive right at just the tip of the iceberg with us.

Episode 183: Problems

This episode is late. It is very, very late. We know, and we are very sorry. Time isn't real, but debilitating executive dysfunction and (at time of recording) a mild head injury totally are. We still love yinz, we promise.

Episode 182: Spoons?????

Updates on the Juggalo redemption arc, news in sportsball, where politics and nerd shit collide, and accidental further Cowboy Bebop fancasting.

Episode 181: Woop

We have many moods and next to no spoons, BUT—we are super excited to talk about Judaism!

Episode 180: Introduction

This week, nostalgia sucks sometimes. As does painfully tone deaf and insensitive pop music. Bad fics and porgs help, though.

Episode 179: Old

This week we return with what might be our longest episode yet (and definitely one of our favorites tbh). Massive amounts of feels include the upcoming possible Juggalo redemption arc, good old BioWare salt, so many emotions about the Game of Thrones season finale, PLUS bonus points for some odd Yinzer pride and why Tumblr user imperialgrunt needs to write a fucking book.

Episode 178: Longest

This week, America is as on fire as ever, and we are afraid but refuse to burn out. This is, however, why we also have to take a breather for television. Because resistance requires self-care.

Episode 177: Fire

This week's episode is dedicated entirely to Game of Thrones and, more specifically, the absolute perfection that was "The Queen's Justice" and Olenna Motherfucking Tyrell.

Episode 176: Olenna

For this episode, Keerstan and Julianna explore how we would handle the events of Origins if we, as our actual irl selves, were to become Grey Wardens. The results are fairly canon divergent, occasionally controversial, pretty sexy, and way more fun.   @ BioWare: HERE is our official résumé. We await and preemptively accept any and all job offers coming our way from you.

Black Emporium News Episode 22: Join Us As We Carry the Duty That Cannot Be Forsworn

Amidst love for Stuart Semple, feelings about Game of Thrones, and the psychological advantages of being fandom trash, we remember Chester Bennington and all of the amazing experiences that man brought into our lives.

Episode 175: Emotional

Official petition for Kesha's "Woman" to play over Thirteen's regeneration.

Episode 174: Doctor

This week we're bitter old millennials freaking out about MOTHERFUCKING SPACE MARINES and the very early stages of the Interplanetary Combatives Training program????? But also, of course, among many other topics, GOD BLESS KESHA.

Episode 173: Space-pit

Late night leading into the Fourth of July and we're over here drinking because for some reason we're still paying bills instead of buying gold and inevitably meeting space in the pit (bless you, Buzz Aldrin), but on the plus side we now know what we want done with our remains after this country kills us! P.S. BioWare, please hire us.

Episode 172: Ashes

This month, Keerstan and Julianna are back! And while our lives are still burning like a Chantry, this episode we get into neurodivergence in our companions throughout the series!

Black Emporium News Episode 21: What Is a Little Pain, Am I Right?

Scenario Store News is a podcast resurrected from YouTube and now brought on a weekly basis straight to your ears through an audio device near you! Wherein you shall find Julianna and Keerstan, two cat-loving nerd girls with passionate opinions they're looking to share with the world!

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Friendship Goals: A Fandom Podcast

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