Need a reason to get excited about buildings?! What about three-legged horse skeleton mascots fighting whales in the parking lot? The Sounders play a real match this week and announced a bunch of other stuff too like a kit that looks good in pictures but not with your eyeballs. The Big Bad Nouhou Daddy returns to help the need-a-whale-in-the-crest Sounders in a scary airport. Scarves up!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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S5E02 - Excited Orca

Careful where you point that webcam, last thing we want is a Swiss Nouhou doing an Australian Wilson. Your never weekly look into Seattle Sounders FC is back to mourn the loss of Brad Bradsmith and talk about not disturbing the ghost spirits of some dead horses in Tukwila. Let’s hope the ancient glue burial ground gives the Sounders some good juju. S5E01 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

S5E01 - Australian Wilson

Let us cram six weeks of missing episodes into 45 minutes of fun! The first 30 minutes might even be good... We need to know who you think has the best butt on the team #bestbutt. There's a new league for Tacoma, a new stadium for OL Reign and potentially a new home for Raul Ruidiaz. That last part sounds messed up. Anyway, we're back just in time for the season to be 10 days over! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

S4E20 - Big Buns

We’re not in Kansas anymore, but don’t tell Raul Ruidiaz or his mother. The Sounders are playing like #HotGarbage and now Will Bruin is doin his knee surgery. The boys head north to blame Canada and show that turfboni Spencer Richey’s Boni puts it to shame. Take your SSRIs and get in here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

S4E19 - Don Gjeans

You may have thought we were dead, but we were just mildly distracted! Welcome back to the fun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

S4E18 - Thunder... THUNDER... THUNDER

Some things you're born with, other things are a choice - when the two come together sometimes life gets floppy. Which Sounders FC player would we most like to see as his evil Wa-twin - hint: it's not Walodeiro. Also, fun fact,: Waluigi first appeared in the year 2000. Get ready for a whole huge bag of farts you ***********s! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

S4E17 - Zig Zag Mustache

We, too, understand the difficulties of doing hard work, so we feel you, Sounders. This week, Peruvian Batman and the Junior Justice League take on Jan Jose in what definitely is not a trap game where Wondo totally won’t score in extra time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

S4E16 - Peruvian Batman

Zombie-diaz is giving us big Nate Jaqua vibes, and Will Bruin is giving us more than we bargained for. We have more questionable ideas about a new Sounders crest and a new Sounders goal celebration that will leave the opponents picking fish guts out of their hair. Someone buy Stef a beer (or a house). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

S4E15 - Free Willy

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S4E13 - Ramps!

Here’s your chance to name Branden’s baby! Sorry, Helicopter is already taken. The UNDEFEATED Sounders host the British Morlumbia Real Vancouver WhiteSaltlakes FC. Come for the soccer; stay for the pancake recipe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

S4E13 - Lobster Levesque

Suffering from a severe case of Kangaroo Glaucoma, our baby bald big golden bogan boi is coming home. Clint Dempsey is a walking meme (but hasn’t he always been?) and the only way Fredy could get more Seattle is if he smoked weed in beautiful Ballard while watching Fraser. Dempsey Dempsey Dempsey Dempsey Dempsey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

S4E12 - Pouchie Ouchie

The Brian Schmetzer Orchestra takes on the [Extremely Matthew McConaughey voice] “not good not good not good” Austin FC after a Deb-tastic draw against the flying Josefs. The pandemic made us all jerks, but at least the new kit makes us look skinny, but seriously folks, we wish they just put the 5G in us instead of the UEFA Level B Coaching Badges. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

10,000 Duck-sized Keepers

Imagine not supporting the Sounders? The bald gets it done again and daddy Schmetz’s boys take care of old man Bob Sadley. The FC Columbus Crew SC got rid of their Dorito and the padawan trio of Reduce, Reuse, and Recycle have a new master. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

S4E10 - Darth Compost

What. Was. That. Which Roldan is a Sounders legend? Answer: yes. We find out just how many Nouhous Nouhou is actually making, and why all the coffee at Starfire and Lumen might start tasting like Santos... LAFC in town this weekend, but who cares, Sounders are hot fire. Photo by ISIPhoto.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

S4E09 - The Twellman Tattoo

Do you look like you know math? Aaron does. Fredy Montero switched his numbers around and brought out peak 2012 while NewHou looked like OldHou and Yeimar looked thicc. Wash your hooves and hide your pipe because they’re looking for your horse drugs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

S4E08 - Horse Glaucoma

A weekly look into the Seattle Sounders FC, nerdy soccer culture, fan outrage, and an attempt to understand the hottest soccer league not funded by foreign royalty, MLS.

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