This week we’re asking everyone’s skin to stay on, legs to stay unspread, and butts to get off this train ’cause it’s going to the city! All aboard! Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

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Episode 74: Garden of Peace

We apologize for our extended absence, and Misha has been remiss in his caretaking duties. We discuss weird bridal requests and how to handle your mother canceling Christmas. And, of course, we discuss life’s most important question: What is soup? … Continue reading →

Episode 73: This Is SoupCast

In this episode, we talk about creepy husbands and micromanaging sex. Daft Punk is always there. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

Episode 72: Thar She Blows

Talkin’ bout a very special listener-requested post. That’s right, it’s time to talk about what to do when you pee on your boss’s dick. Accidentally. Also a much more serious post about attempted kidnapping/probably intended sexual assault. So give the … Continue reading →

Episode 71: Winter Survival

It’s a tale as old as time…but in this case, the racist and the mooch are the same person. Misha and Kaitlyn discuss their supernatural alter egos. CW for age-inappropriate attraction in the first post and racism in the second. … Continue reading →

Episode 70: Racist and the Mooch

We talk about a strange texting test and about finding out your girlfriend has been grooming you. So, content warning for that. But also we talk about garlic bread! Yum! Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

Episode 69: Beer, Corn, and Haunted Mansions

We expose the conspiracy against the Michaels of the world. We talk about wedding-stealing sisters and girlfriends whose bathroom skills need some work. Friends: it’s time to try defying gravity. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

Episode 68: Defying Gravity

It is National Novel Writing Month, so we’re doing a post about writing erotica featuring your friend’s girlfriend. Also, stealing your sister’s wedding while she’s in hospital. What the heck. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

Tie-In Contest

It turns out no one knows how to be married. One couple is too conservative! One couple is too liberal! Will the conflict never cease? Is Star Wars worth missing the birth of your child for? CW for joking sacrilege, … Continue reading →

Episode 66: Lent, But Like, Always

In this episode, we discuss the scariest attic in the world and what a reverse Lysistrata looks like. Misha and Kaitlyn consume too much butter and too many eggs. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

Episode 65: I Like My Men How I Like My Eggs

Someone hires a long-distance psychic, someone else decides how much money it should cost to be trans, and Misha and Kaitlyn want optimal Stomping Boots. cw for transphobia (not violent) Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

Episode 64: The Real, Authentic Dog Psychic

In this episode, we talk about a hairy situation and a family holiday nightmare. We also discuss what people did for porn in The Old Days. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

Episode 63: Snickerdoodle 2: Electric Boogaloo

We’re pleased to introduce our new character: Cookies McGee. Also some niche Thrilling Adventure Hour jokes, terrible dinner manners, and a real-life murder conspiracy. Maybe. CW for possible abuse. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

Episode 62: The Thrilling Adventures of Cookies McGee

In this episode, we discuss fragile male egos and premature proposals. We also reveal this podcast’s true purpose: avoiding responsibilities. Site: gonocontactpodcast.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GoNoContactPodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/gonocontactpod

Episode 61: Shania Twain Revenge Fantasies

We propose a new, sure to be successful business plan. But until we make it reach, we’ll be here, talking about an orchestral show-off, a woman who gets a new family by force, and in a special Bonus Post: Facebook … Continue reading →

Episode 60: Rent-A-Dad-Joke

On Go No Contact, your two hosts Misha and Kaitlyn plumb the depths of Reddit's r/relationships for the people most desperately in need of advice. And then we make jokes about it.

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