"Ruff! Yip, yip! Howwwwwwwwl!" That's "gather round for a new episode" in canine, because we're talkin' puppy play! Tyler and Andy invited Mutt-sician Trent Rush (@trentrushmusic) to bark about his alternative rock band, "The Wild Frontiers" (@thewildfrontiers), and things quickly got kinky. While wearing the hood would be too much for Tyler's delicate constitution, HML was happy to be trained. Trent talks about his journey towards finding his pack and what being a part of sex-positive kink communities means to him. We hope this episode reaches anyone struggling to honor their own specificity, either in art or in life. It can take a long time to find yourself, and don't be afraid of animal control. Be sure to download all of Trent's music after you finish the episode, and let your fabulous freak flag fly! We woof you! Hosts: Tyler- @Homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

Homo's Modern Life - The Podcast

Pup Play it Again, Trent Rush!

Andy and Tyler finally touch tips! That's right, on this episode of "Homo's Modern Life," the boys finally compare the sizes of their... noses. HML's talking aesthetics on this one, folks. Nails, do you have 'em? Do you want 'em? DM us with your fiercest colors and designs! In traditional HML style, this episode goes in 69 different directions. Want to know what isn't the best corn dog at the State Fair? Want to hear Andy confuse the "Twilight Zone" theme with the "X-Files" theme? Let's get down to business to defeat the buns! As you know, hot boy Autumn is in full force, so you may get a sneak peak at what Andy and Tyler are wearing for Gay Christmas this year. You're welcome in advance. Send us a tip on Cash App for a hot screen grab of Andy and Tyler's noses (basically) making love. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

HML Gets Nailed: Talking Nails and then Some...

What's up modern queers and friends!? We've missed you and your lovely attention, but trust that in our time apart we've cooked up a fresh batch of HML content. That's right, we have many delicious guests booked for the next few months, with many more sure to follow. Now get that drum roll ready, because none other than the living legend herself, Bob the Drag Queen (@bobthedragqueen), has joined us for our premiere. Speaking of premieres, Bob stars on HBO's "We're Here," and the first episode releases on October 11, 2021. As our quintessentially quality queers discuss on the pod, this special TV gem is about so much more than awe-inspiring drag, and really captures the feeling of togetherness that we think marginalized people are longing for. Getting the inside scoop on what shakes Bob's bacon is just a click away! Subscribe to our show and listen in for tasty tidbits like Bob's hot take on spooky TikTokers, whether or not Mary's a hugger, and so much more. We know you're gonna watch "We're Here" with us, so slide into our DM's or shoot us an email (homosmodernlife@gmail.com) with your "reactionations." It's good to be home and in great company. HML would like to give a special thanks to Bob for being so gracious, courteous, and fabulously fascinating. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

We're Back and "We're Here" with Bob the Drag Queen!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US! We just turned one-hundreeeeed... and now we're gonna rest. Thanks for downloading and listening to our 100th recording where "Homo's Modern Life" looks back on the successes, internet issues (which came back with a vengeance for this one), icepocalypses, exciting special guests, drunken rants, evil cranes, game shows, closet convos, and the epic HML bromance which brings every gay element together under that great big DFW rainbow. Tyler and Andy will always be there for each other, as you know, and we will always be here for you! Seriously, go through our episode list and catch some of those oldie but goodies you might have missed. We're going to take a month off, but don't worry, we'll return in October at some point after things have gotten good and spooky. Email us or hit us up on Instagram about what you'd like to see in season three. We have many an evil plan for making HML even better, but we're always interested in your QUEERies. Stay safe, play hard, and we'll see you soon! *Disclaimer* - this episode was recorded a few weeks ago, so if you're a loyal follower of HML lore, you'll catch the time jumps. It was our 100th recording, even though it's our 101st Dalmatian. Woof you! Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

HAPPY 100TH RECORDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HML history has been made! For the first time in two seasons, a guest appeared on our podcast totally naked! And let me tell you honey bunnies, we're proud that the one to do it was Dakota Payne (@dakotapayneofficial) *wink wink*. Nakedness, after all, doesn't grow any juicier. We apologize for the audio only (for now, *double wink wink*) format of zee show in this particular cirCUMstance, but our conversation is more than tasty enough to whet your appetite. Andy and Tyler talk with this sexual connoisseur about wearing Jessica Simpson pumps while getting fucked, that sweet swirl of vanilla and kink, and muchessssssss to the moressssssss. As sugary as he his spicy, this Dakota Payne sungae is one you won't want to split from. Dig in, Queens! Feel free to eat messy. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

Payne is our Pleasure: Dakota Payne

Where u goin'? Where we goin'? As our team approaches the end of our season two, HML is looking forward to what's on the horizon. Stay tuned for lots of exciting announcements about upcoming game shows, panels, live events, collaborations, and more! On this classic Tyler on Andy episode of "Homo's Modern Life," the bois talk about moving. We all do it, and we've all be "friended" into helping others do it, but what makes some moving ventures more taxing than others? Get inside the podcast truck, box yourself into this episode, and let us move you. We appreciate all you special listeners who regularly ride the vehicle of our voices. After all, a road trip is only as good as its passengers. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

The Ghost Energy Rule: "Moving"

In the immortal words of Mrs. Kasha Davis: "there's always time for a cocktail." HML's philosophy is take it off the apps and into the restaurant as soon as possible. Grindr and Tinder and all the other r's are great facilitators, but that long term connection is up to us. Tyler and Andy tell you what they think makes for a great or mediocre first date, and don't worry potential lover, Tyler may still kiss you even if things were slightly on the boring side. For all their hot tips and tricks, you'll have to download the episode, but here are a few teasers: 1. Don't drop online conversations that are clearly leading up to a meet up (if you like the person that is), 2. Have courage and tell the person you don't want to continue seeing them when you feel like you no longer want to see them, and 3. space out showing them the exotic sights in your emotional menagerie. The path towards a shared truth may not be paved in a day! Hosts: Tyler: @homosmodernlife Andy: @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin: @squidlegs Support this podcast

Buy Us a Drink First: "First Dates"

The HML Channel was wild today, dear friends! As you know, things are f****** hot in Texas right now, and the temperature doesn't drop for today's podcast. Tyler and Andy were visited by the man, the myth, the legend, and the perkiest nipples on YouTube. Do we even have to say the name of this hunk with all da spunk? For most queers, he's a household name. For the tragically uninitiated, it's Davey f****** Wavey season on "Homo's Modern Life." That's right, Davey Wavey (@officialdaveywavey) gave HML an exclusive on robot BJ's, playing with toes, what it takes to get him into bed (or into your heart), and so much more. Let it be known that this gay icon is everything you want him to be when you meet him. We hope you enjoy our conversation with this sweet, responsible, honest, and hardworking homo hero as much as we did. Make sure you subscribe to his YouTube channel and Himeros.TV, because, along with many of the sex gods in his videos, integrity always comes. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

HML catches a Wavey: Davey Wavey!

Not all gays are all about wild dancing, drugs, and sex. Like, duh. However, THIS episode of "Homo's Modern Life" is all about all of those things, because while we are about so much more, sometimes it's our duty to raise that booty. No matter your choice speed, and we're talking vibes here, this is an episode you can roll with. Are you curious about that unicorn horn, glowing short shorts, and rainbow harness life? Tyler and Andy have the inside scoop on our community's ultimate EDM fantasy world: the Circuit Party. We hope our innocent little convo inspires you to get messy, make mistakes, and coordinate a safety plan for when you are making said mistakes. You can always call us for a ride home on our magic school bus, just don't blame us for your hickeys or hangovers. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

We Like Ours Fried: "Circuit Parties"

One hot, hard dose of reality isn't enough. We've speculated about what happens behind the camera before, but on this extra special episode of "Homo's Modern Life," we finally cross over! Tune in to hear the production wizard himself, Paul Alley (@thepaulalley), invite Tyler and Andy into the wonderfully wacky world of reality TV casting. You might be surprised by what goes into the process, and if that reality check doesn't gag you, then one of Paul's anecdotes will. We're not saying pigeons are at one point involved... but at one one point freaking pigeons are involved. Look forward to hot goss on "Drag Race," the upcoming update to "Legends of the Hidden Temple," and so much mas! Are you silver snakes and green monkeys ready? Don't sashay away! The tribe has spoken, and this episode definitely receives a rose. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

HML Goes Deeper: MORE "Reality TV" with Paul Alley

A homo's modern life wouldn't be complete without movies, honey. I mean let's face it, many drag queens would never have reached their peak fierceness without the influence of silver screen slayers like Veronica Lake, Kim Novak, and of course... Marilyn... Tyler and Andy talk cinema from the classics to the cults with Dave White and Alonso Duralde, the beary charming hosts of "Linoleum Knife" (@linoleumcast). With a healthy balance of class and sass, HML's guests take an intimate look at Tyler's top ten favorite films of all time. Will these married movie buffs brand Ty's taste with their highly coveted "Knife" of approval? You'll have to listen to find out. That's right, we're serving you Master of Suspense realness! Thanks for checking out our rear end window. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

Cutely Calling "Cut!" with Linoleum Knife: Tyler's Favorite Movies

Sometimes reality bites... That's why the goddesses (examples of these celestial creatures being: Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, and RuPaul herself) gave us reality TV. Tyler and Andy sit back with their poppers and popcorn for a good old fashioned look back, reminiscing on some of the most iconic (and largely female led) reality shows of all time. This was a full bowl to digest, so the HML boys invited over a deep friend of the pod (yes, I borrowed that from "Race Chaser"), Wayne Holtz (@wayneholtz_), an electrifying expert on pop-culture and the sensationally sensual host of "The Wayne Holtz Podcast." This one's a banger for the ears! The cuckoo cock has struck twelve inches, so download this episode before it turns back into an episode of "Laguna Beach" where someone has a First World problem. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

HML visits Wayne's World: "Reality TV" with Wayne Holtz

Get it out of your pretty little head that the toughest sports are only for the heteronormative crowd. This week on "Homo's Modern Life," Tyler and Andy sit down with Devin Ibañez (@thatgayrugger), the out and proud pro rugby player with a heart of gold. And speaking of golden boys, his super supportive partner, Fergus Wade (@ferguswade), a musical theatre and fashion aficionado, is on the field for this podcast. Just because he's hot doesn't mean he's a benchwarmer. In fact, Fergus played a big role in connecting Devin's social media with struggling members of the LGBTQ community. Devin himself fights for legal advocacy and community programs for trans people, and it's clear to HML that these two powerhouses are strongest together. HML chats long-distance relationships, which region of "Drag Race" is best, and so much more. Don't drop the ball by not listening! Look, the sooner you click play, the sooner my sports puns will stop... Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

In the Scrum with Pro Rugby player Devin Ibañez and his partner, Fergus Wade

Today is a very special day. Not only is it our 40th episode in season two (we've come so far and we couldn't have done it without you! *cue tears*), but we finally complete the epic "Bottom" trilogy. This week, we're looking at what we can eat to better prepare our holy selves for what comes after that romantic dinner. You wanna be a better bottom? Listen to this episode and then eat with Brad (@bradkgardner) on www.eatwithbrad.com. He's basically the plant-based food whisperer, and he spices up this HML recipe with his warm heart and hot takes. Add a pinch of Tyler and a dash of Andy and "VOILA!" you've made your ears a delicious treat. Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

Being a Better Bottom: Episode III - Revenge of the Fiber ("diet edition" starring Brad K. Gardner)

Hey there HML fans! We apologize if anyone had a problem downloading our May 25, 2021 episode that depicted our pre-election conversation with District 2 Dallas City Councilman Jesse Moreno. I've re-uploaded our chat with him here, because trying to update the original episode wasn't working. Thanks for your patience and for sticking with us. If you're in the DFW area, join us at JR's on Saturday, June 26, 2021 @ 2pm for a congrats party in Jesse's honor. "Homo's Modern Life" is very excited for all he'll bring to the table. Happy Pride Month everyone! Hosts: Tyler- @homosmodernlife Andy- @Andyfromboystory Producer: Collin- @squidlegs Support this podcast

Re-run: Our pre-election convo with Jesse Moreno

The official podcast of Homo's Modern Life It's here, It's queer, go listen to it! Where Tyler & Andy discuss all things LGBTQI+ in this modern life. Follow us on Instagram to see the memes that started it all IG: @homosmodernlife xoxo, HML

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Homo's Modern Life - The Podcast

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