On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're tellin’ stories to your kids, having fun with mopeds and scooters, hanging dong in the XFL, playing a game called "sex position or yoga pose?", tearing apart a new KFC sammie, explaining why monicals pizza sucks (spoiler alert- its not the pizza), putting donuts on everything, eating lance snacks and chews, getting anal at work from your hairdresser, the weirdness of double date lookalikes, describing the stereotypical goatee guy, remembering Richard Rick Steiner, creating new greeting cards, catching up on some screen time, making employees sad at the lego store, going to breakfast with a baby, raising kids on ipads, laughing at a happy/sad dad, and discussing the Coronavirus! // Music by P0P ZEUS // follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod // listen to us on all your favorite streaming platforms // look up KFC alien chicken on google images and contemplate why anyone would eat there //   

Jerk Mountain

The Reverse Scoop

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, it's getting salty as a muhfugg in here as we sit down again with our buddy Martin Gorham and talk about mixing dipping sauces with dipping sauces, cigg'rets and creativity, going through some shit, the wet spot, Screen Time with Wesley Snipes and Alton Brown, the most famous person we've ever met, runny eggs, old cars, PET talk, go fund yourself, and, of course, FOOD!  // Music By P0P ZEUS and PIZZABEAR // Listen to us on all your favorite streaming platforms, including Apple, Spotify, TuneIn, Stitchr, iHeartRadio, Google, and more! // follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod //  

Inside Norman Reedus

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're getting sprite at ye olde stop ’n Rowe, reaching out to be mutually beneficial, realizing that linkedin is a dating app for businessmen, defining eras by the beverage you get, yet another tale of taco bell messing up an order, working hard enough to win a mustang at a corporate event, meditating alongside breathe with me barbie, taking a baseball bat to violet puppy, balancing the variety of kids toys, poking fun at a wacky yoga master movie and learning about wind relieving poses, applying vaporub on the feet, digging into paul newman’s incredible legacy, bringing back nostalgia with jack's pizza, holding onto an outstanding IOU at splats, visiting old websites and the early internet, and still loving your pets after they destroy your things!  //  Music by P0P ZEUS  //  listen to us on all your favorite streaming platforms, including apple, google, spotify, stitchr  //  follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod  //  use offer code SPLATS to get 15% off your next frozen pizza order!

A Hundred Sweaty Butts

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we ditch our vape in a random alley in Chicago, get the kale city blues, try and return a box of extra-baked cheezits because they're all burnt, win a hundred bucks on some scratchoffs, petition to fix potholes with pot, see a bunch of hair loss billboards, go to the apple store and make new friends, drop our phones in milk and in the toilet, reflect on the bad times sleeping at friend's houses as a kid, make our belly buttons sing, move in with the apple store employee after he loses his job, have fun with electric toothbrushes, and munch on the grammy awards! // Music By P0P ZEUS // listen to us on Apple, Spotify, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, TuneIn, Google, and many more // follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod (Bart Simpson does, you should too) //

There Will Be Mud

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're whistling our words, making the best music with our mouths, debating the best Winslow: Michael vs. Carl, being dense, eating dollar tree's finest candies, witnessing a pair of grannies who love a good deal on wafers, identifying scary elderly drivers, pointing out clever Uber drivers, going straightedge for an episode, discussing Florida man antics and gator sausage, learning how slo-mo pit bull videos are scary and that Alexa can fart, looking at a Post Malone and Crocs collab, pointing out how, radio is dying, taking a trip together, telling the "I saw your b-hole!" story, drawing the line at wearing a nightshirt eating plant based tacos and clowning on the so-fritos guy, listing off some of the best tv shows of the 2010’s, visiting Jesus Ramsey in hell, and making artisanal pizza bagels!  /  Music by P0P Zeus  /  listen to us on your favorite streaming service of choice, now including blubrry!  / follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod 

Ja Will Provide!

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're putting Ed McMahon on the table to start, giving our thanks to Willard Scott so we're not afraid of clowns, congratulating Barbara Walters for being the first meme of 2020, admitting how painful it is to watch Dick Clarke’s NYC new years feature (and any NYE party for that matter), recapping our Christmas escapades, including Old people doing old people stuff and The problem with white elephant, getting a bout of food poisoning, reviewing the 14 biggest fast food menu flops of the 2010's, Hustlin’ fast food joints when they make mistakes, wondering 'Am I A Girl Now?', starting up a dangle business, Going to Ikea and coming home pissed off, listening to Richard Greco drunk at LAX, and talking about shitters! --------- Music by P0P ZEUS -------- Listen to us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google, and most other streaming services -------- follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod -------- email us at jerkmountainpod at gmail dot com (they won't let us put email links in anymore, why??)  

Grandpa's Sunday Buffet

You're tuned to WJMP "Your ONLY Choice" 'Cause it's the only station that comes in clear! We've got Mikey the Madman with you on the ones and twos playing all the tracks we've created in the last year of Jerk Mountain Podcast, Rick Coates with his eye on the weather and traffic, and a guest host who sneaks into the studio while Mikey takes a poop. We'll do a special giveaway to one lucky listener for a great big bag of French Fries, pump out all the hot jams, and keep you vibin' through your day with spicy hot radio banter- so keep that dial on WJMP and RIP THE KNOB OFF- 'cause we're the only station that supplies the fries! TRACK LISTING: 01:06-Grocery,    03:51-Can I Get A McChicken,    10:18-I Love Cod, 13:17-Crinkly Boys,    17:34-Who Says (I'm Not Jon Snow),    22:47-Thank You For Calling,    27:15-Evenfart,    28:48-The Snacker,    33:36-Shoes,    35:41-Can We Take A Selfie?,    36:19-I'm A Dude,    40:22-Carbz, 44:10-Chili Dawgz,    47:44-Good Little Car,    51:30-Auto Warranty,    54:06-President Of Pizza                         Follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod     listen to us on your favorite streaming service of choice           Happy New Year, Jerks!

The WJMP Radio Program

Happy New Year, Jerks! We took some time off to drink oat milk, Malort, and hazy IPA's with our friends and family, so enjoy this episode from the archives where we talk about superglue, organic bullshit, eating mattresses, huffing stuff, Jordan's old car, earbuds, and animal bands. We'll come up with aliases and play a hot track from Lil' YungNug, tell stories about catching people in the act, chime in with Indiana Man, and discuss unique smells!               Music by P0P ZEUS          Listen to us on all your favorite streaming platforms, email us at  and follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod

There's Only So Much Time For Salmon

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're making a chili cornbread casserole, going to a concert and pissing off multiple fans, running into people you know in public that you’d rather not know, reflecting on how Home Alone is way more brutal than we remember as kids, wondering if we can add anything else to the Christmas cannon- or is Elf the last & most recent thing, celebrating Mariah Carey's #1 appearance on the charts… again… with a Mariah and Marylin Manson mashup, chewing on Jazzy Christmas music and regional snacks, learning how character voices can win your kids over, playing a game we like to call 'Dirty Christmas movie titles', figuring out if Santa and Frosty are homies, discovering that Trump got impeached while we’re taping this episode, avoiding getting a particular Christmas gift for your mom, discussing Taco bell's mini chicken quesadilla: new name, same shit, Going to restaurants where families are mucking up your good time, wrapping presents in unsuspecting packaging, and wishing you and yours a Merry Christmas!

A Real Christmas Banger

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we're ramping up to Christmas with a Dangle update, totally killing the surprise for our siblings, rooting around in a sea of shit for a gem, gaining a strong fangirl with a husband who went to Europe, stretching shirts and looking like a tangerine, joining the Cult-o-Chick-Fil-A and driving home with a few gallons of BBQ sauce, Being too happy at Starbucks, figuring out what gifts to get each other this year, having fun with mattresses, finding crumbs in the bedroom, figuring out how to relay hyperspecific Christmas present requests to our families, finding out if rollercoasters are awesome again, lamenting on freaks and creeps at the amusement park, looking into vagina speakers, showcasing a dentist lookin’ sick on their instagram, and reading some headlines!         Follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod          email us at           listen to us on your favorite streaming platform of choice!                

Dangle Bells

On this episode of JERK MOUNTAIN, we’re in full-on Thanksgiving recovery mode, catching up on some cockrings and Mitt Romney shenanigans with the family at dinner, reasons not to use the turkey bag, joining the flannel gang, pointing out how construction guys are always eating stuff, running through the leaner’s checklist, looking at the downsides of Mexican restaurants including heavy spoons of guac, farting around a hot mic and some of your fans, and we dig into yelp reviews!   Follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod Email us at jerkmountainpod@gmail.com Listen to us on all your favorite streaming platforms! Be different!

All Star Farts

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, the three of us fell ill from a combination of Thanksgiving overeating and head colds, so enjoy this classic from the archives where we're creating a better version of a classic rock song, scronkin' on the oscars, browsing instagram on a PC, shopping for new shirts while playing with our pool noodles, we ask "what's the verdict?", dad makes OJ via fresh-squeezed oranges, we make fun of famous dudes with giant vape rigs, A cast member of Making a Murderer gives us a list of his favorite bands, buying fifteen dollars worth of candy on Hamazon (not a sponsor), we spotlight an NPR interview on American Consumerism, list things better than hitting an even number at the gas pump, play OSHA Kitchen Challenge on NES, discuss hangover cures, and give floam to cats!             Music By P0P ZEUS / Bruce Cougar Mellenstien                          Listen to us on all your favorite streaming Services, including Apple, Spotify, Google, Stitcher, TuneIn, and right here on our Libsyn Page!                          follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod                          email us at jerkmountainpod@gmail.com    

Apple Cinnamon Muffin Dick

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we’re giving nicknames to the ‘ol dirt button, busting nuts over Disney plus, hitting up fast food Mexican joints, saying ‘ope’ after a mistake, receiving odd calls from strange customers, celebrating our seven billionth episode, making giant grocery trips, planning our future surgeries, and playing a rousing round of games including “who said it?”, “real or fake: soundcloud rappers”, and a psychology test. After we take a deep dive into our personalities, we revisit Tamantha, read some listener comments, and then forcibly solicit you to send us a message!    Music by P0P ZEUS and Thank You Scientist Email us at Or we'll email YOU   Follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod  

Leather Cheerio

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we’re getting called out in public for wearing sweet band t-shirts, combining holiday decorations, drinking loosey beers, infusing drinks with other bullshit, fighting our dad for candy, getting likes on instagram, covering the death of deadspin, getting overwhelmed by different streaming services, replacing the wonky garbage disposal, selling a rouge costco warranty, inconveniencing  people over ketchup, we play real or fake sex positions, run through some headlines, and give our listeners a dangle update, complete with a jewelry box!                        Music by P0P ZEUS                      Follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod                      Email us at                   Listen to us on all your favorite streaming services!                     

Thank You Scientist!

On this episode of Jerk Mountain, we’re pulling party tricks on the acoustic guitar, hanging up hot babe posters in our bedrooms, wondering why Rachel Ray makes SO MUCH FOOD, cooking with Rube Goldberg, chewing on Ron Popiel’s legacy of dehydrating your wallet, complaining about the burdens of cleaning your kitchen equipment, giving a shoutout to our listeners in France, over-pronouncing words, staging a pizza cookoff, reflecting on the cold snap on halloween, coming up with reasons why owners of Land Rovers don’t actually rove any Land, realizing how every bite of halloween candy is negating any and all vigorous working out and exercise regime, America’s top 10 candies, going down the rabbit hole of people play arcade games, we play real or fake: nascar drivers, arguing while stuff burns, and we thank you for taking the path least traveled! // Music by P0P ZEUS and PIZZABEAR // Listen to us on your favorite streaming outlets // follow us on IG @jerkmountainpod // email us at  

Good Gravy, Goldberg!

A dad and a dick... A cook and a prick... A husband and a... not-husband? You're invited to join our weekly word-salad which serves to document and share conversations that have happened in private for years amongst two life-long friends. A grand creative endeavor that's similar to hanging out with your best buds who never let you talk. That's the jist of the Jerk Mountain philosophy: "an easy, breezy, beautiful radio show"

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