http://cdn.cnbchronicles.com/Jerks/OG/Jerks13.mp3 For a description of this episode please refer to the GIF of the shocked cat from the Puss in Boots movie.

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Jerks #13: With a Hard R

On THIS episode of Jerks, Ryan and Chris do their best to go the full hour without talking about Donald Trump for ONE GOD DAMN EPISODE! http://cdn.cnbchronicles.com/Jerks/OG/Jerks12.mp3

Jerks #12: Pots Leads to Pods

http://cdn.cnbchronicles.com/Jerks/OG/Jerks11.mp3 On this episode of Jerks, Ryan and Chris return from a long hiatus to discuss everything awful in the world in General.  Satan stops by for a moment and Ryan airs his grievances with the audience.

Jerks #11: Elevator Music

You know, we’ve got a lot of things we wanna talk about.  Chris was in an accident.  Ryan can’t stop talking about games and South Park.  Louis C.K. touched himself.  We introduce a new game to the show called Wheel of Perverts.  There’s not much more to say other than that this episode was pretty… Continue reading Jerks #9: Ask First, Witch Hunt Later →

Jerks #9: Ask First, Witch Hunt Later

This week on Jerks we spin for our pumpkin spiced fate and discuss the toxicity of fandoms and who’s misunderstanding who.  Danny joins us and feels attacked when we just wanna know what he’s into.  Also, Ryan takes a dusty load down his throat and almost dies! http://cdn.cnbchronicles.com/Jerks/OG/Jerks8.mp3

Jerks #8: The Pumpkinning II

http://cdn.cnbchronicles.com/Jerks/OG/Jerks7.mp3 R-R-R-R-REMIX!!!! In this episode we take a knee on taking a knee, talk about a bloated orange dick trout and the island of very fine people he’s neglected, ease our frustrations with some sweet sweet tunes and talk a little bit about The Pumpkinning II.  As always, rate, review, and subscribe!

Jerks #7: #TakeaKnee, Leave a Knee

http://cdn.cnbchronicles.com/Jerks/OG/Jerks6.mp3 A discussion about Hurricane Irma, the flat earth/anti-globe community, and Disney World spins out into a game of World Championship of Russian Roulette.  Soon after, aggressions are turned towards the lawn care company who decided 5pm on a Saturday was an optimal time to show up.  The Pumpkinning 2 is coming on Oct. 14th!

Jerks #6: Lawn Care Services

http://cdn.cnbchronicles.com/Jerks/OG/Jerks5.mp3 Our friends Steven and Katie drop in and join us this week as Chris decides that now is a good time to discuss the movie Frozen and we go over the usual time to play a game of Utter Nonsense! Next week; Russian Roulette!  

Jerks #5: Patreonizing The Listeners

http://cdn.cnbchronicles.com/Jerks/OG/Jerks4.mp3 On this episode of Jerks, Ryan and Chris go deep in the paint and get political talkin’ bout nazis and Civil War 2.  Meanwhile, the briefly discuss a variety of other topics and eventually come back around to the business of punchin’ nazis!  And brother, business is a-boomin’.

Jerks #4: Cheese Munchin’, Number Crunchin’, and Nazi Punchin’

http://cdn.cnbchronicles.com/Jerks/OG/Jerks3.mp3 Ryan and Chris welcome Vincent Ve–err Shaun to the studio to help them play Ryan’s game Roast Master.  The game goes a little sideways, Ryan expounds on some other game ideas for Chris, and Shaun explains how a CGI Ryan Macdonald (Voiced by Josh Gad) Ruins Everything.

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