IN THE SEASON ONE FINALE, THE BIG BURLY BOYS, STILL WORKING THROUGH THEIR DIVORCE WITH LINDA THROUGH SCREAM THERAPY AND SELF CBD MASSAGES, RECEIVE A CARE PACKAGE FROM THEIR GOOD FRIEND AND FELLOW PODCAST TITAN KINGPIN JOE ROGAN. WHILE THEY INITIALLY THOUGHT THE KIND GESTURE WAS INTENDED TO BE A HEALTHY BEVERAGE FILLED WITH SUPPLEMENTS AND ANTIOXIDANTS, IT TURNS OUT THEY SHOULD'VE NEVER TRUSTED OL' JOE ROGAN, AS THE CONCOCTION WAS SPIKED WITH ROGAN'S PATENTED HALLUCINOGENIC PROPERTIES. FOLLOW THE BOYS ON A SPIRITUAL JOURNEY THAT TAKES THE JESSE'S THROUGH DIFFERENT STAGES OF CONSCIOUSNESS AS THEY UNLOCK THE FINAL TRUTH OF THEMSELVES AND THE MEANING OF LIFE. 

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Episode Ten: Damn You Joe Rogan

AFTER MANY YEARS OF COMPASSIONATE COMPANIONSHIP, LINDA, THE LOVE OF JESSE'S LIFE, HAS DECIDED TO CEASE THEIR RELATIONSHIP. THE BURLY BOYS ARE DISTRAUGHT, AS LIFE SEEMS TO HAVE LITTLE MEANING NOWADAYS, AND MAYBE THERE'S MORE TO OUR EXISTENCE THAN POINT OUT GOVERNMENT HYPOCRISY AND SUING PEOPLE. BUT WHEN ONE DOOR CLOSES, ANOTHER IS BODY SLAMMED OPEN, AND THE JESSE'S ARE SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE!!! JOIN THE GANG AS THEY ENTER THE WORLD OF VIRTUAL DATING, MEET WITH AN ACTUAL BREATHING TINDER WOMAN, AND TRY TO GET THEIR GROOVE BACK!!! LISTEN TO SEE IF THE JESSE'S WILL SCORE!!!

Episode Nine: Date Night

IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN!!! SCRIPT SEASON IS UPON US!!! JESSE, JESSE, & JESSE ARE JOINED BY A SPECIAL GUEST, THEIR LONGTIME AGENT AND TALENT MANAGER SYLVESTER "SLY" SILVER, TO GO OVER ALL THE INCREDIBLE SCRIPTS, PROJECTS, AND MAINSTREAM OPPORTUNITIES THAT HAVE BEEN OFFERED TO THE MULTI-TALENTED THESPIAN AND MODERN DAY RENAISSANCE MAN JESSE " THE BODY" VENTURA, WHICH CAN ALLOW HIM THE FINANCIAL FREEDOM TO FUND HIS MORE PRESSING AND CRUCIAL ENTERPRISES SUCH AS FREEING THE GOVERNMENT-SUPPRESSED TRUTH TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!!! LISTEN ON AS THE GANG AUDITIONS THEIR WAY INTO SOME OF THE MOST ENTICING HOLLYWOOD PROJECTS COMING SOON TO THEATERS AND NSA-TRACKING STREAMING DEVICES NEAR YOU!!! 

Episode Eight: Script Season

MINNEAPOLIS IS UNDER ATTACK!!! THE GANG HAS UNCOVERED A SECRET TERRORIST PLOT BASED ON UNDOCUMENTED, SELF SOURCED, INTUITION-BASED INFORMATION THAT PINPOINTS THE CITY OF MINNEAPOLIS AS THE TARGET!!! LUCKILY, JESSE, JESSE, & JESSE HAVE UNCOVERED A SERIES OF CLUES THAT CAN HELP THEM DECIPHER WHERE EXACTLY THE ATTACK IS TAKING PLACE!!! JOIN THE BODIES ON A WILD GOOSE HUNT AS THEY CALL UP VARIOUS BUSINESSES AND INSTITUTIONS IN THE TWIN CITIES TO GAIN MORE INTEL WHETHER THESE ESTABLISHMENTS ARE AWARE OF ANY SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY OR WHETHER THE ORGANIZATIONS THEMSELVES ARE APART OF A LARGER COVER UP CONSPIRACY THAT AIMS TO STRIKE THE GREAT STATE OF MINNESOTA IN A FALSE FLAG ATTEMPT TO INVADE SOME FOREIGN LAND FOR DOMESTIC PROFIT!!! JOIN THE JESSE’S ON THEIR PHONE CALL ESCAPADES TOWARD SAFETY AND FREEDOM!!!!

Episode Seven: Calling For Truth

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT JESSE VENTURA IS THE MOST UNIVERSALLY CELEBRATED AUTHOR OF ALL TIME, SAVE FOR CHARLES DICKENS AND DAVID ICKE. BUT WHAT DOES THE BODY AND MIND THINK ABOUT THE WORKS OF SOME OF LITERATURE'S ALL-TIME GREATEST WRITERS? IN THIS PERSPICACIOUS (SEE? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS? ONLY A TRUE AUTHOR WOULD KNOW THE DEFINITION OF PERSPICACIOUS) EPISODE OF JESSE JESSE & JESSE IN THE MORNINGS, THE GANG SITS DOWN TO DISSECT SOME OF THE MOST ACCLAIMED PIECES OF LITERATURE EVER DOCUMENTED. FROM MOBY DICK TO TWILIGHT, LISTEN AS THE JESSE'S PROVIDE ALLEGORICAL AND SYMBOLISM INSIGHT TO INTERPRET THESE MASTERPIECES, WHILE COMPARING THEM TO OUR OWN WIDELY COMMEMORATED NOVELS. AND BEST OF ALL, THE GANG WELCOMES A PULITZER-CONSIDERED AUTHOR AND ONE OF THE MOST PROGRESSIVE-THINKING MINDS TO EVER GRACE THIS PLANET AS A SPECIAL GUEST... THE ONE, THE ONLY... JESSE VENTURA!!! THIS AIN'T NO OPRAH BOOK CLUB MY FRIENDS!!! 

Episode Six: Book Club

EVERYBODY ASSUMES THAT WHEN IT COMES TO JESSE VENTURA, IT'S ALL ABOUT GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACIES AND SUING ANYBODY WHO DISAGREES WITH HIM. AND WHILE THOSE ENDEARING QUALITIES MAKE UP A SIGNIFICANT PERCENTAGE OF "THE BODY", MOST PEOPLE ARE UNAWARE OF THE SWIRLING CREATIVITY AND INFINITE IMAGINATION CONSTANTLY CHURNING WITHIN JESSE'S BRAIN THAT BRIDGES THE GAP BETWEEN "THE BODY" AND "THE MIND". THE TRUTH IS WHEN JESSE ISN'T EXPOSING AMERICA'S LIES ON A SHORTLY-LIVED CABLE SERIES, HE'S A SONG AND DANCE MAN AT HEART!! IN TODAY'S EPISODE, THE JESSE'S GET THEIR ENTERTAINMENT ON FOR THE PEOPLE, AND SHOW OFF ALL THEIR HIDDEN TALENTS AND CHARMING WIT IN AN EXCLUSIVE VARIETY HOUR FILLED WITH LAUGHS, CRIES, AND MAYBE A SONG OR TWO!!! FROM STAND UP COMEDY TO SPOKEN WORD POETRY TO AN EXCLUSIVE SNEAK PEAK AT JESSE'S UPCOMING FANTASY NOVEL, THE GANG STRUTS THEIR STUFF AND LEAVES IT ALL ON THE MICROPHONE! BEST OF ALL, THE JESSE'S GET A SURPRISE GUEST VISIT FROM ONE OF THE MOST LEGENDARY HOLLYWOOD ICONS AND BELOVED HUMAN BEINGS OF ALL TIME: JESSE VENTURA!!! JOIN US FOR THE ONE AND ONLY JESSE JESSE JESSE & JESSE VARIETY HOUR! NOW THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT!!!!

Episode Five: The Jesse Jesse Jesse & Jesse Variety Hour!!!

ALRIGHT LISTENERS, IF YOU DON'T KNOW ALREADY, THERE'S A WAR GOING ON OUT THERE, AND IT INVOLVES EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US!!! IT'S A WAR ON FREEDOM, IT'S A WAR ON INFORMATION, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, IT'S A WAR ON YOU!!! EVERY DAY, THE GOVERNMENT TRIES TO COVER UP ITS MESSES, AND SOMETIMES IT TAKES A HERO OR THREE TO NOT ONLY UNCOVER THE TRUTH, BUT HOLD THESE WARMONGERS ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEIR ATROCITIES!!!  IN THIS SHOCKING EPISODE, JESSE, JESSE, & JESSE SPILL THE DETAILS ON SOME OF THE MOST SECRET AND SENSITIVE INFORMATION IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, AND THEY COULD VERY WELL BE LOCKED UP FOR IT! BUT IN MOMENTS OF DARKNESS, BRAVERY IS THE ONLY LIGHT THAT CAN SHINE ON EVIL AND BLIND IT WITH COURAGE. THIS IS BY FAR THE JUICIEST EPISODE OF JJ&J IN THE MORNINGS EVER PRODUCED, SO BEWARE!! YOUR LISTENING DEVICE WILL BE FLAGGED AND BUGGED UPON DOWNLOAD THIS EPISODE OF TRUTH!!! 

Episode Four: Shocking Conspiracy Theories

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT "THE BODY" IS AN IMPENETRABLE FORCE THAT CAN ONLY BE BROUGHT TO ITS KNEES BY EITHER NUCLEAR COMBAT OR A POWERFUL TICKLE UNDER THE RIBS. BUT UNDER OUR MASSIVE AND CHISELED PHYSIQUES ARE LAYERS OF SENSITIVITY THAT RIPPLE THROUGHOUT OUR VEINS AND ALLOW US TO INHABIT THE PERCEPTION OF EMPATHY AND OTHER TECHNICAL WORDS USED TO DESCRIBE EMOTIONAL VULNERABILITY. GET READY TO BUST OUT YOUR TISSUE BOX FOR THIS ONE FRIENDS, AS JESSE, JESSE, & JESSE REVEAL THEIR MORE HUMAN SIDES AND SHARE EACH OF THEIR BIGGEST FEARS AND DEEPEST REGRETS. BECAUSE AFTER YEARS OF INFLICTING PHYSICAL PAIN ON INFINITE FOES, "THE MIND" TEACHES "THE BODY" THAT IT'S OK TO AIR OUT YOUR EMOTIONAL WOUNDS TO FINALLY LET THEM HEAL. 

Episode 3: Biggest Fears & Deepest Regrets

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT JESSE, JESSE, AND JESSE ARE HUGE MOVIE BUFFS AND HOST THEIR OWN OSCAR PARTY EVERY YEAR WHERE THEY SNACK ON DELICIOUS CUB FOODS DIP AND GAWK AT ALL THE BEAUTIFUL CELEBRITIES! FOR THE SECOND EPISODE OF JESSE, JESSE, & JESSE IN THE MORNINGS, THE GANG WANTS TO SHARE THEIR OSCAR PREDICTIONS WITH YOU!! WAIT... WHAT? YOU'RE... YOU'RE SAYING THE OSCARS CEREMONY ALREADY TOOK PLACE?? ..... MORE GOVERNMENT LIES!!! LISTEN HERE FOR THE ONLY PODCAST SOURCE FOR EXCLUSIVE OSCAR PREDICTIONS AND INSIGHTFUL CINEMA KNOWLEDGE!!! FREE YOUR BODY AND MIND!!!

Episode Two: Oscar Predictions

FROM WRESTLING MINNESOTAN PARROTS TO FAMILY VACATIONS AT DILLYTOWN AMUSEMENT PARK, JESSE, JESSE, AND JESSE REFLECT UPON THEIR FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORIES IN THE SERIES DEBUT. 

Episode One: Childhood Memories

HELLO. ARE YOU TIRED OF BELIEVING A CORRUPT GOVERNMENT THAT PRIORITIZES FOREIGN OIL INTEREST AND FAILED TWO-PARTY SYSTEM POLICIES OVER THE HEALTH CARE OF ITS CITIZENS? DO YOU WEAR TIE-DYED SHIRTS, REGULARLY LISTEN TO JIMI HENDRIX ALBUMS, AND ARE CONVINCED IN THE EXISTENCE IN EXTRATERRESTRIALS? THEN WE HAVE A PODCAST FOR YOU! JESSE, JESSE, AND JESSE IN THE MORNINGS IS A PODCAST DEVOTED TO EXPOSING THE TRUTH ABOUT OUR WORLD WHILE HAVING A FEW LAUGHS ALONG THE WAY. HOSTED BY JESSE VENTURA, JESSE VENTURA, AND JESSE VENTURA, THIS IS THE PREMIERE PODCAST FOR THE ENLIGHTENED AND EDUCATED. SO JOIN US, AND GET READY TO FREE YOUR BODY AND YOUR MIND, WITH JESSE... JESSE... AND JESSE... IN THE MORNINGS!!!

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Jesse Jesse & Jesse In The Mornings

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