The final episode of 2019! Tony and Mark break down the long two weeks that is winter break, dumb elf on the shelf and everything holidays. See you in 2020! All we want for Christmas is for you to leave a rating on iTunes, subscribe to the podcast and go to kidsstuffsucks.com to sign up for the email list. 

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Episode 19 - Winter Break Sucks

Tony and Mark finally return after a month off to discuss Thanksgiving in all its terribleness. Did you have a bad holiday? They did!    Please like and subscribe, rate the podcast 5 stars, and go to www.kidsstuffsucks.com to sign up for the email list. 

Episode 18 - Thanksgiving Sucks

Handing out candy. Getting your kids costume together. Parties. Carving Pumpkins. Everything about Halloween sucks. Please like/subscribe and head to kidsstuffsucks.com to sign up for the email list. Thanks for listening!

Episode 17 - Halloween Sucks

Mark and Tony will be recording these short minisodes as much as they can, and will upload on weeks between full episodes. There will be updates and debates about their kids. This week, Tony's son got an iPhone.    Please like and subscribe to the podcast, and go to kidsstuffsucks.com to sign up for the email list. 

Minisode 1 - Tony's son got a phone!

Weren't we much smarter back in middle/high school than we are now? Mark and Tony discuss helping with homework, and how schools have just straight up changed facts. WTF is the Southern Ocean?    Please like and subscribe to the podcast, and go to kidsstuffsucks.com to get on the mailing list. 

Episode 16 - Homework Sucks

Seriously, why do kids play this game? Mark and Tony *try* to figure out WHY they play this shit game, WHAT this shit game is exactly, and again WHY kids play this graphics disaster. At least there's no "V-Bucks". Please like, and SUBSCRIBE. Then sign up for our email list at kidsstuffsucks.com   Thanks for listening!

Episode 15 - Minecraft Sucks

We're back from our two week hiatus AKA shit got busy and had to delay it a week. This week Mark and Tony discuss the annual back to school rituals, and all the dumb supplies you have to buy for your kid. Do public schools provide anything at all? Where the fuck do we find an art smock? Summer is over folks, and it's time to send those kids back to school. And it sucks. Don't forget to subscribe, rate the podcast 5 stars and leave a review. Sign up for the email list at kidsstuffsucks.com

Episode 14 - Back to School Sucks

Would you swim in a crowded waterpark? What did we do on long car trips before electronics? Why do our kids destroy the backseat with crumbs? You seriously have to pee again?  Mark and Tony describe their recent road trips with their families, where Tony drove to PA and Mark had to cross an international border with kids that don't look like him. Please subscribe and give the podcast a 5 star rating. Sign up for the email list at kidsstuffsucks.com   Thanks for listening parents and appreciate the great feedback!

Episode 13 - Road trips suck

Why do people referee kids games? Is it worth the $25? MArk and Tony break down house teams vs. travel, discuss if some plays are bush league, and break down the little league brawl in Colorado. Also, Tony's dad punched an umpire once! True story! Subscribe and leave a 5 star rating. Sign up for the email list @ kidsstuffsucks.com   Thanks for listening!

Episode 12 - Little League Baseball Sucks

This week, Mark and Tony break down the shitshow that is celebrating Independence Day with the family. Why do adults like fireworks? Also, tune in to find out which one of these idiots almost served liquor to a neighborhood kid. This episode is recorded while both of them are hungover, and they discuss the worst parts about drinking with kids. Please rate the podcast, leave a review and get on the mailing list @ kidsstuffsucks.com

Episode 11 - July 4th Sucks/ Being Hungover

What the hell do we do with these kids when they're off from school? Tony and Mark talk about the end of the school year, break down good teacher gifts vs bad ones, and try to come up with all the activities we have to do to entertain them before camp starts. Don't forget to subscribe and drop a 5 star rating. Sign up for the email list at kidsstuffsucks.com

Episode 10 - Summer Vacation Sucks

Well, the day has come. Both their oldest kids asked for phones. Tony and Mark discuss what they think their kids are going to do with a phone, and how they plan to violate their kid's privacy and spy on them. Don't forget to sign up for the email list at www.kidsstuffsucks.com and give the podcast a 5 star rating whydontcha. 

Episode 9 - My kid wants a phone

Dance class is too many days a week and the competitions are way too long and boring. Mark and Tony dissect everything from the ridiculous cost, to the ridiculous costumes. Please subscribe to the email list at kidsstuffsucks.com and leave an 'ol 5 star review while you're here. Cheers!

Episode 8 - Dance Sucks

School plays are the hardest thing to sit through and Mark and Tony don't hold back. Why are some of them longer than 45 minutes (with an intermission!)? Why do we spend so much money on their costumes? Plus, they recount their childhood memories of (failing) at acting. Please sign up for the email list at www.kidsstuffsucks.com and rate/subscribe to the podcast. Cheers!

Episode 7 - School Plays Suck

Why are kids so addicted to Fortnite? What is a V-Buck? Mark and Tony discuss the behemoth of Fortnite, plus a hilarious interview with Tony's 11 year old son takes them inside the mind of a Fortnite addict. Sign up for the email list at www.kidsstuffsucks.com and please subscribe and rate the podcast (5 stars obviously). Thanks!

Episode 6 - Fortnite Sucks

Ever been to a school play? It's terrible. Comedians and dads Tony Pusateri (Sirius XM) and Mark Saldanha (Netflix) discuss the parts of raising children that, well....suck. New shows drop every other Monday.

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