The lads wish a special b-day to Mr. P. Breezy over in Warsaw, Poland before diving into the current state of local Sacramento lockdowns, MMA vs. boxing title politics, the explosion in Ontario, California, what to do with our stimulus checks, Floyd Mayweather's next paycheck exhibition match, and who we should root for in the March Basketball Tournament. God Bless.

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ST. PABLO'S DAY

Is this the WORST episode yet? The boys take on the rise of blockchain technology, Blake Griffin's signing with the Nets of the New York / New Jersey metro area, the return of Gamestop and AMC, and the Blachowicz-Adesanya fight. 

FUNGIBLE OR NON-FUNGIBLE?

Jerj and Toke beat you over the head this week with takes on everything from Spot Em Got Em to Gangnam Style and even a little sports news if you can believe it. Did you know James Harden plays on the New Jersey Brooklyn Nets? Well it's news to us! Sampling as an art form, the college basketball Madness March tournament, and a Bitcoin price check. All this and more from El Tomate Grande.

DAFTUS PUNKUS AND THE ZOOMER MOUNT RUSHMORE

Jerj and Toke discuss the latest news including Tiger's crash in PV, the state of meme rappers, how bitcoin is doing, the "Attention Economy", and the local Sacramento Catholic school mom OnlyFans controversy. What an epi wow

TIGER AND THE CATHOLIC MOMS

Who stops a fight in the middle of the round? Toke and Jerj dissect the "No Más" fight between Sugar Ray Leonard and Roberto Duran to answer that exact question. Also, are The Clippers actually 13 time champions and no one is aware? Did the McGwire/Sosa home run race overshadow Ken Griffey II? This and more on the newest from the universe's most cosmic, and we even put a new intro. Worth the listen. Cut your hair.

NO MASS, NO CHAMPIONSHIPS

Despite being a LATE episode, THE OWL is the GREATEST episode yet. NO STINKER! Jerj n' Toke take on Tom Brady's GOAT status, whether the Superb Owl is good or NOT good, what being a "Junior" means, and the multi-tiered hypnosis techniques of advertising. Listen or don't. But listen.

THE OWL

Don't listen this one may scare/excite you. We really actually no joke try to break down the current financial situation of memers on the internet. Also, we lose money on Conor McGregor and discuss 90's TV shows. WE ARE NOT FINANCIAL ADVISORS THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT WE JUST LIKE THE STOCK. hodl

Reddit vs. The Hedge Funds

One year to the day of the helicopter crash that killed Kobe Bryant and others, Jerjus and Tokus discuss the cosmic implications of the entire life, death, and legacy of Mr. Bean B. Did we get it right the first time? What does the wind tell us?

KOBE BEAN BRYANT PART 2

Powers of two, Andrew Bynum building computers, barbell strategy, stainless steel pans, Da Baby and Lil Baby, Total Request Live, vidya games, Emo kids.

FREEBASING DOPAMINE

The tomato is even bigger they say! Toke and Jerj explain what's happened since the last podcast and offer up some words of wisdom in these trying times. Or something.

A NEW POD EXPERIENCE

This episode is SOMETHING ELSE! After a week sabbatical, Jerj and Toke return from the hyperbolic time chamber renewed with intense vigor and highly intellectual banter! On the menu: Jerry Sloan's career is considered, Jerj finally reviews The Last Dance, The NBA's "World Cup Style" playoffs is evaluated, and the 2020 Sacramento Kings future is discussed in detail. MUST WATCH! (WITH YOUR EARS)

KINGSPOD 030 - BEYOND COSMIC / THE RETURN / THE LAST LAST DANCE EPISODE

'02 Kings vs. '96 Bulls?? A truthfully recited deep dark dive into the belly of Mike Tyson's career, the return of the NBA season, GOLFBALL, "The Last Dance", and ACTUAL Sacramento Kings discussion on this magnificent hour of soul-healing with the Tomato Syndicate.

KINGSPOD 029 - TYSON'S BAREKNUCKLE COMEBACK AND THE J MIDDLE NAME

Mr. Jerj and Mr. Toke put it ALL on the line this week discussing Michael Jordan's famous republican sneaker quote, death of his father, gambling problems, theories concerning his first retirement, and a stain on his undefeated record. The boys go over ESPN's insane redraft for 2018, and discuss what the second round Kings vs. Jazz series (yes that's right) would look like in this compelling hour of INTELLECTUAL sports discourse.

KINGSPOD 028 - NOW THE OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL "THE LAST DANCE" PODCAST (T.O.U.T.L.D.P.)

On this episode, the Tomato MEN discuss Rodman's status as an interesting character from the 90's, Coach Pop vs. Coach Phil J., playing the NBA season in the Faroe Islands, and a surprise visit from Jared Fogle of Subway Sandwiches fame. Another dazzling hour of intellectual sports banter from The Pomodorians!

KINGSPOD 027 - DENNIS RODMAN IS THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD

Gronk moves to Florida to be with his GOAT, Holmes stays in Sacramento, and Jordan wins it all in '98 on this incredibly fascinating hour of sports from the tomato boys.

KINGSPOD 026 - EARTH DAY / KINGSPOD DAY / LAST DANCE DAY

Eternal enemies of the losers, suckers, dweebs, and bean-counters, Jerj and Toke break down Sacramento Kings basketball every week, free from the galaxy-brain narratives of "B I G M A R K E T" outsiders. Toke teaches Jerj, a transplant, the tumultuous ins and outs of rooting for the Sacramento basketball franchise.

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