The only part of this podcast that is truly important is 34:01 - 34:03. The rest is still enjoyable though. Good hair. 600%. Hyperbole. Love for the commish. Trades will never happen. The least moral league of all moral leagues.  

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The Most Movember in the History of Movembers

Park East Synagogue is imploding so we did a pod. We talk gush, falafel, kosher chinese, beatboxing, Poland, and shul drama. Plus a quick week 7 review. Important required reading below. The Battle at Kruger

A Surprise Trip to Poland

Who is an uncle? Where can you NOT get potatoes? NFL newlyweds spinoff. Bad lighting. He of the G**** D*** himself! Plus, maybe Jason isn’t listening… I lost the wrong sound effect, I’ll have to re-download when I’m back in the country. Postscript: I think Gabe thinks I’m poor bc he suggested that his wife take me to get lunch. We got burgers and fries.

Bye-IR Beware

Pitts!

This is a podcast. About football soup and other things. Mech Mech was there. 

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The high holiday season might be over, but we are still inspired to bring the intensity of the season to you, the listeners. Catch a beefy goss/gut shabbos/shtuss/LCQ half ep, an ad inspired by KMFFL's most downloaded single-episode guest of all time, tons of actual KMFFL discussion, and a finale of trade shiduchim. Special thanks to Mitch for helping with the ad on a Friday. That dude is a legend. 

Spotless Records Only

Tani team bad. Joey and Ezra team good. Kevin have Aaron Jones. 

Undefeated Teams Only

Torah U'Maddah has peaked in this discussion between the last 5 KMFFL winners. We put it all out there for y'all, internet warts and all. We also used some of the before ep for a short intro/outro because @LF is committed to 'tent. 

6 + 9

Shana Tova. Draft recap, team name rankings, stroot waffles, and draft waffle too. The Magic Trick story is very good. See you all in the book of life. 

Magic Tricks and Gonzo Dicks

We are pumped for the draft. Keepers, zoom names, and a quality anagram. See you soon <3

We are pumped for the draft. Keepers, zoom names, and a quality anagram. See you soon 

Lamb Race

We're back in the big time. Producer Ben joins the show to talk keepers, high-octane home leagues, 2021 drafting strategy, and a seed of the grass species Oryza sativa or less commonly Oryza glaberrima. He's got takes, and @adin, you might want to catch his section on keepers. Reminder that the keeper deadline is Saturday night. Donate to St. Jude if you want. I'm giving Chai. There's a fantasy component to this maybe. A twitter thread about the value of monogamous relationships, RIP Sonya and Dell's marriage. 

Kermit the Schrog

Before we get into the notes, I'm setting the O/U at 1.5 for listeners who get the reference in the episode title. Here's a link to the ref.  Friend of the league Aryeh just finished the third round interview for Jeopardy so we had to have him on the pod. We talk babies, MJBHA class of 2011, video cams, catch rules, and, of course, trivia. He wouldn't comment on what makes his father tick, but we had a real good time all the same. There's a lot going on so we have lots of links for you to follow along with us: Cameraman's Revenge King Arthur and the Knights of Justice Double Dragon The Animated Series: S01 E01 The Shadow Falls The Doug Rodgers game of Jeopardy 

My Game'a Jeop!

It's good to be back. No new music just yet, but the 'tent is already a'flowin. Ezra has an implied warranty of habitability to himself, Noam has a ***** ****, we have a draft date, and, as always, we have a smattering of LCQs throughout the season opener. Also, it seems #sidequests is still a thing? @commish, @adin, let us know what's up with that. 

The Quest for ?

You asked, we delivered. The KMFFL Podcast gives the community the things they desire. Following up on the first adscast, we are back with the ads from seasons 1 and 2. THAT'S RIGHT!! All the OG ads from the fabled Google Drive season with no filters. I'm too lazy to list all the ads with timestamps, but they're there. Special thanks to the sponsors, KMFFL wouldn't be possible without you. If you would like to sponsor KMFFL, hit us up in the Slack. #adscast

The Adcast: Seasons 1 and 2

You asked, we delivered. The KMFFL Podcast gives the community the things they desire.  0:46 - Jew Apron (S3E1)  1:50 - Tiki Torch University (S2.5E1)  2:21 - A French Montana Song? (S2.5E3)  3:22 - It Takes Tu B'Av (S3E2)  4:11 - The Mishpacha Magazine (S3E5)  5:18 - KMFFL the RPG (S3E7)  6:09 - The Number 19 (S2.5E4)  7:09 - Ambassador Adin (S3E1)  8:11 - Snip Recruiter (S3E4)  9:14 - Snip Recruiter Redux (S3E23)  10:16 - The Jew Crime Podcast (Not sure which episode tbh. I could look but I've already done all this work.)  11:36 - Dvash (S3E10)  12:30 - Shofar Away (S3E6)  13:25 - Trade Mania (S3E9)  15:01 - Games (S3E7)  16:30 - Fro Shave Frovember (S3E14)  16:59 - Yaacov Adler, KMFFL Insider (S3E15)  17:58 - KMFFL Finals Preview (S3E19 ad #1)  24:17 - The Letter J (S3E19 ad #2)  25:02 - The Kevin Bar (S3E16)  25:31 - A Very KMFFL Chanuka (S3E18)  27:05 - Fascist Minyan (S3E11)  28:14 - Nasty Ezra (S3E13)  29:19 - KMFFL THE PODCAST THE MOVIE (S3E12, Trailer)  Special shouts to Hot Nomes, Papa Fred, TSchul, The CEO of Goss Advisors, and Commissioner J for helping DFish and Haircut bring this vision into reality. Additional thanks to the sponsors, KMFFL wouldn't be possible without you. If you would like to sponsor KMFFL, hit us up in the Slack.

The Ads Cast: Season 3

The official podcast of the Kemp Mill Fantasy Football League. We sort of talk about fantasy football, but mostly we gossip and crap on each other.

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