Welcome to the Lance - a - con 2021 fan meetup, where you get to meet Lance Johnson and Sammy Jones

Lance Greatness

The Men Behind Lance Greatness

Sammy calls up Lance and they try to do a promo for the next episode! They are met by lots of distractions and interruptions.

An LGP Teaser Trailer

Lance and Sammy take a break and relax from serious topics. Today, they host a gameshow and challenge guests to impersonate a celebrity named Tom! Anything goes in this crazy, one of a kind episode. Be sure to check out the new website, http://www.lancegreatness.com

Gameshow: Parkers Becoming Toms

Lance and Sammy do their part by devoting an entire episode to women, goat's milk, and Greatness Flakes.

Celebrating Women the Lance Greatness way

Sammy sure took some thorough notes from his stay at the haunted house! We had Josh prep some scary music for this, so be sure to get that popcorn ready!

Sammy's report on the haunted house

Here you'll hear the best from this year's paid episodes. Sammy discovers his voice, Santa makes an appearance, and guided meditation are just a few things that will make you laugh for years to come.

Clip Show

Sammy buckles down and plans out his first episode -- all on his own! Meanwhile, Lance makes some pretty big decisions.

LG #11: Running For Government

Sammy and I publicly release our confidential interrogation that we conducted for the police. We bleeped out Thomas's name for his privacy. Join us for our tenth episode, the Big One Oh!

Crime

In this episode Lance and Sammy try to prepare for Christmas. Josh is FINALLY back from vacation, so we could upload. We talk about what to get your loved ones for the holidays! Expecting an emergency? You'll know for sure what fire extinguisher to grab so you'll be prepared.

Christmas Special

Finally! A talent show with a real prize. Join Lance and Sammy as they help even more orphans find a good home.

Lance Greatness Special: Orphan Talent Show

Lance and Sammy are at it again! Join them as they help 2 orphans get into homes.

Orphans

Here we delve deep into the underground world of the inner workings of our neighbor country, Canada. Special thanks to Kitty the Kat for the outro music!

Communism vs Capitalism

Here we dig deep into unfamiliar religions and discover how scientists are sometimes wrong.

Flat Earth Theory

Today we discuss financial literacy, ability, and other things that will help you stay out of debt.

Financial Wellness and Management

Today we debunk a bunch of crap meant to seduce you into fatness. Can you only lose weight by changing your diet? Find out!

Debunking Myths and the Deadmill

A parody podcast that covers all sorts of subjects -- Lance Greatness is your master.

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