Fuck it y'all we're back. Truly sorry for the extended hiatus. We address why we've been gone for so long in this hour long conglomeration of fuckery. A special bit made a comeback and we're trying to find tom a wife. Big ups for chillin 

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62 - Tom's Birthday Episode

Jesus Christ almighty. This one is a doozy. We started off with review time and basically spend the entire first half doing that. The second half consists of blunders around the household A.K.A. us breaking shit. Lance breaks out power tools live on the air and you really don't wanna miss this one. Cheers

61 - Fuck HyVee's 5 For $20 Deal

wtf is up. Lance is back, Tom is excited, and Lane is here. Episode 60 is a doozy. Both Lane and Lance have black eyes. We address that right away. We also do a Lance & Tom Show Billboard top 15 so obviously we overachieved in this one. Thanks for being here, send it.

60 - Black Eyes w/Lane Lozos

We're back! Jk, Tom is back with Griffen and Lane. We explain why Lance isn't here and it's a pretty solid reason. Join us for a mental vacation of general nonsense and tomfoolery though, we got you.

59 - You Are My Sunshine

Okay...this one is ridiculous. Lance doesn't make and appearance at all. We start off with 3 guys, Lane, Griffen, and Tom, and we move on in a spectacular fashion by bringing in Wade and Jordan. Big stories, lots of yelling, primetime comedy at its peak. The second half consists of mainly Lane and Tom and the fellas locked that shit in considerably as well. Thanks for being here, y'all are dope af.

58 - 5 guys, 2 mics, 0 regrets

Yo wtf is up. We fired back with some random shenanigans for a hot minute here. Lance's brother Liam came in hot with a lot of random conversation for all of y'alls ears. We took a break and came back with review time and a new billboard top 10. Thanks for comin, y'all are lit.

57 - Lean On Us with Liam Barcel

Wtf is up. The entire first half is just a random ass conversation between your boys and we think you'll enjoy that. Lance tells the midget hair lip joke that he teased last week. The second half is absolute fire, "Review Time" featured chicken breast stuffed with spinach and ricotta and y'all need to find out how heavily we fucked with that. We finished this episode by telling the story of how we both probably should've died in Lincoln last year. Thanks so much, bye now.

56 - The Big Unit Episode

HERE WE GO. Area 51 is being discussed by everybody so we had to put our 2 cents in. It's electric. We moved on to some general banter that lead up to a tantalizing conversation about our most ridiculous drunk snack experiences. We then share our current top 10 favorite songs with y'all and call it a week. Thanks for comin, guy be a dude fella.

55 - Area 51, Drunk Snacks, Music

What it do baaaabbyy? We're back and rockin. First up, Review Time, second up, the return of the fan favorite "Kevin Bacon Update". Some general banter takes us into the break and we come firing back with some sports talk. Shoutout Nate Lashley. We moved it into another installment of our current top 10 songs and then Lance takes us home with a joke. Thanks so much for checking us out, have a safe 4th!

54 - The Return Of Kevin Bacon

My only friend upon this Earth, is my old pal Jim Beam.

Drunk At Your Funeral

53! We both did a weekend recap since we didn't see each other very much and our weekend apart was down right goofy. The stories are interesting. We also did a "Lance & Tom Billboard Top 10" and then carried the conversation into trying to figure out why Poland fucks with the podcast so heavily. Thanks for stopping by, theres a special treat at the end...

53 - Poland Loves Us

This is what happens when we have more free time than anticipated. Listen to our podcast or just listen to this song. Or dont. Either way you're a nice person.

Chainsmoke These Nuts

Tom here, wtf is up. Lance and I didnt see each other for 8 days and we both about lost our ways. The reunion is electric, and we're happy yall are here. The first half is generally all fucking around and then we come back in the second half with a fresh "Billboard Top 10". Tell your friends, we want to make money

52 - Have It Your Way

We are back and in a new studio! We discuss the new digs for awhile, and basically just do our usual shit for the first half. To start off the second half, we did a death match draft where we each picked 3 dudes that we would want to have battle until their hearts stop beating. It's an enjoyable time, and we're happy you're here.

51 - 3 on 3 Death Match Draft

MILESTONE EPISODE. We celebrated in an incredible fashion, by eating an ice cream cake on the air, and then having the cake be the featured product of this week's installment of "Review Time". We then covered a few random ass topics, and then moved on into a special double feature of the "Lance & Tom Show Billboard Top 10". It's an electric episode, and we're happy y'all are a part of it. Cheers.

50 - Big Juice Guys

We know that we should probably give you a reason to listen to us right here but god dammit please just click play

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