BOOOOOOOOOO babies!  It’s October and you know what that means!  It’s time for another spooktacular!  Does the 2007 found footage film Paranormal Activity hold up?  You know what’s not scary? The dope ass profit margins of this movie.  If we play our cards right we’re gonna be rich!* *Home and garden podcast, Late To The Table declare bankruptcy later that day

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Ep. 315 Paranormal Activity: Batman Adoption Criteria

We’re looking to put together a crew with a very particular set of skills.  Skills to steal the jokes from 3 other movie podcasts owned by Andy Garcia.  Are you in or out?  Right now.  I need to know.  You’re out?  You’re wearing a wire? SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT…also does Oceans 11 hold up?  Find out babies!

Ep. 314: Oceans 11: A Battalion of Stripper Cops

The greatest trick the devil ever played on mankind was giving them nostalgic feelings about Jim Carey’s The Mask.  Does it hold up?  Will Rich’s suggestion of watching The Mask strain their friendship past the breaking point?  Are there wholly inappropriate Rodney King jokes in this movie? FIND OUT YOU BABY COWARDS.

Ep. 313: The Mask: That Donkey Kong Liquor License

The guys check out the first three episodes of the seminal anime, Cowboy Bebop.  Does it hold up to two handsome nerds in 2021?  Why erry’budy so hungry?  Is your dog and NFT?  Find out now!

Ep. 312 Cowboy Bebop: May Cause Severe Anal Leakage

Come original to episode 311 of Late To The Table!  Mike and Rich are super sleepy and lose their goddamn minds.  Topics include, deer, deer, and getting your balls ripped off.  Uh oh!

Ep. 311 Stand By Me: Maine Cinematic Universe

The gang watches a Tom Cruise movie that doesn’t seem like it should be 20 fucking years old.  Holy shit.  Man.  Where did the time go?  We’re all just dust in the wind brought to you by nokia and aquafina.

Ep. 310 Minority Report: Bayou Bond And The Precogators

I don’t think anyone reads these descriptions.  Sure.  I could talk about if the 1978 The Wiz holds up...ORRRR I could let you in on my dark secret.  For the past 5 years I’ve hidden clues in all of these episode descriptions as to the true identity of the golden state killer!  What?  He was caught?  Well.  Shit.  What have I been doing with my time then?

Ep. 309 The Wiz: The John Wickzard Of Oz

The guys watch the highly decorated, prestige film The French Connection to see if it holds up.  Tempers flare and nothing is as it seems when Mike forever ruins Rich’s favorite fast food haven.  Who will survive the coming purge?  FIND OUT BABIES.

Ep. 308 The French Connection: A Bob Hoskins Wolverine At Popeyes

Well, well, well.  Look who showed back up.  You have a lot of nerve coming to this podcast feed.  Acting like you know something about nothing when you really know nothing about something!  You disgust me.  I bet you don't even know if the 2014 movie Kingsmen holds up!  Wait.  You do?  You're director Matthew Vaughn?  SHIT. Scatter!

Ep. 307 Kingsmen, The Secret Service: People Be Horny

The guys are uncharacteristically on track while watching the 1985 movie Clue.  Does it hold up or is it a mercenary cash grab?  Is it a piece of anti-capitalist film?  Is anyone going to help Tim Curry carry the weight of this dang thing?  FIND OUT YOU INFANTS. 

Ep.306 Clue: Male Gaze Powers, ACTIVATE

The gang continues “MAY I Watch Jack Black Movies? Month” with the 2008 animated film Kung Fu Panda.  Does this Dreamworks film reach for the stars or crash to earth among the slovenly lives of pathetic mortals?  FIND OUT NOW.

305: Kung Fu Panda: Don Bluth, Smut Consultant

The Late to the Table crew check in on Richard Linklater’s School of Rock and finally invent a new drinking game that will kill you.  Topics include the agility of Jack Black, dick rating services, and Andy Serkis being everywhere, even right behind you...RIGHT NOW!

304: School of Rock: Andy Serkis’ CGI Tears, “I Can’t Mo-Cap My Pain Away…”

The guys check out Denzel’s electric performance in the 2001 classic, Training Day.  They discuss R2-D2, VR Fantasies, and Mike almost poops himself. You know, standard Late To The Table.

303: Training Day: R2-What He Has 2

Hey sorry for the late upload but you know how life be.   On the heels of watching one the greatest films of all time, the Late To The Table crew watch one of the most fast and most furious movies in cinematic history.  Does it hold up?  Find out babies!

302: Fate of the Furious: Genre Chameleon

The boys give it all they’ve got and learn lessons about life, love, and becoming aroused by the prospect of plane crashes.  Does the 1954 film Seven Samurai hold up in 2021?  FIND OUT NOW. 

Ep. 301 Seven Samurai (Part Two): Grandma War Crime

Can you believe I've never seen Die Hard? Me neither. Late To The Table revisits classic works of entertainment that you might have missed and sees how they hold up. WE MISSED IT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO!

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