While Dave is rightly concerned about the historical phenomenon of 'political impeachment', Johnny’s underlying issue is pretty much with any kind of math.

Legends In Their Own Minds

#190 - ImPeach Pits

Johnny's doctor is concerned about his weight - but it's not what you think.  Will he survive?  Or is he officially doomed?

#189 - At A Loss

In Nashville, it turns out the NFL Draft and bachelorette parties are a bad mix. Just ask the bachelorettes who didn't plan ahead.  Don't ask Dave, though.  That'll just get him started again.

#188 - NFL Draft Dodgers

Don't like either candidate from the two major parties and feel you have to vote for the lesser of two evils? Well, it seems you're not alone. Now at least one state is trying to find a clever remedy.

#187 - USA, Party of 3?

Johnny wants to let out a primal scream about all the "feel good" (read politically correct) ordinances his toney suburban city has been enacting lately. But then if he did, they'd probably slap him with a fine.

#186 - Shh... Leaf Blowing In Progress

Some people think Dave is rude... They'd be right. Just asked the lady who unnecessarily held up the airport security line in front of him!

#185 - Wanna Get Away? From Dave?

Someone once said "getting old is not for wimps." As Dave begrudgingly starts to deal with the reality of his inevitable physical decline, Johnny's best guess is that the guy who uttered that line, is probably dead.

#184 - Grumpy Old Men

Well, the New England Patriots are going to the Super Bowl once again and, unlike most of the country, Dave and Johnny couldn't be more pleased. Oh yeah, and NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, he can go pound sand; just not in the Northeast.

#183 - Super LI

Johnny has been trying to get Dave on social media for years. Finally, Dave is connected, but now Johnny has taken himself off the grid...Coincidence?

#182 - LinkedOut

Johnny walked a fine and treacherous line when his beloved, malapropism-prone wife suggested she was interested in teaching English as a second language. He broached the subject of proficiency and still managed to survive.

#181 - Dialect Dilemma

Johnny has sleep apnea, so his doctor prescribed a CPAP machine. Johnny won't use the thing because it's noisy and keeps him awake. Dave, on the other hand, thinks it's probably a good thing for Johnny to breathe when he sleeps. That Dave... he's such a giver!

#180 - CPAP Smear

Have you ever rented a car from a well-known company, had it break down in the middle of nowhere on a 100-degree day and when you call the 800 number, the woman in Mumbai tells you they always have problems with those cars? Dave has, and it was F-airly U-gly.

#179 - The Roadside Address

Johnny's wife enjoys going to weddings. Johnny, not so much. He'll go because he wants to be a good husband. After all, he may not be a romantic, but he's no fool.

#178 - I'm Wedding My Pants

Johnny's feeling extra old these days. And his children can't wait to remind him of it.

#177 - Old and Uncool

We really hate the pathetic game of media and politics. Perhaps we need a Trump card.

#176 - Play The Trump Card

Our 2 "Legends" wax sarcastic about a wide range of topics - 10 minutes at a time. From bad drivers, to binge eating, and everything in between, these 2 "Legends" can make a mountain out of any molehill.

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