We're back, baby! Its the holiday season, so hoop-de-doo and dickery dock.  Saddle up and come watch this schlock.  Our good friends at UpTV sent us a screener for A Christmas Switch.  We are 1) Shocked we are on a PR list and 2) not ready for this christmas movie that even Michelle had to as "WTF?".  

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Episode 81 - A Christmas Switch

Hi! Miss us? We missed you.  Did you have a good first day of school? We hope so because our rewatch of ABC After School specials is back for the next two episodes.  We learned all about divorce and Leif Garrett in this week's episode, "Me and My Dad's New Wife"

Episode 80 - Me and My Dad's New Wife

When mustaches and the Dutch and exploding boats combine, you get Night Watch, the sequel to a previous film we watched, Detonator (aka Death Train).  And not only did we watch the sequel in honor of our 2nd anniversary, we brought back the guest who introduced this film series to us in the first place, Ollie Brady!

Episode 79 - Night Watch (aka Detonator 2)

Our series of sequels for our 2 year anniversary continues with this Christmas movie from Hallmark.    You know, for anniversaries, you should get gifts.  Whoever gifted us this should have attached a receipt so we could return it to the cinematic equivalent of a Tuesday Morning that this film came from. Good news is we find out about Steph's new hero who apparently works for TxDOT.

Episode 78 - Murder She Baked : A Plum Pudding Mystery

Remember back in 2016 when we discovered the most Lifetime Movie to Ever Lifetime aka Stalked By My Doctor starring Eric Roberts?  Well hold on to your butts because they made a sequel. In honor of our 2nd anniversary, we are revisiting some of our favorite films that have had sequels made so we HAD to watch Stalked By My Doctor 2 : The Return.  Spoiler alert : Eric Roberts is still AMAZING.  Also Steph gets to say the phrase "shit tea" and actually have it mean something in relation to this movie.

Episode 77 - Stalked By My Doctor : The Return

THIS. MOVIE. HAS. EVERYTHING! It has a wedding planner and private planes and a dog.  And is still the wackadoo fare you love from Lifetime.  We watched The Husband She Met Online  

Episode 76 - The Husband She Met Online

Have you missed campy, scenery chewing, Lifetime movies?  So have we.  So this week, we watched Psycho Wedding Crasher starring Joan Van Ark from Knots Landing.  Steph also had to explain to Michelle what Knots Landing was.  Also there is an actress named Fiona Vroom and we get an update on what Steve Guttenberg is doing these days

Episode 75 - Psycho Wedding Crasher

What happens when two Royal obsessed friends have no sleep and some mimoas and a BBC news feed to keep them company?  Well, its this.  ITS 2 HOURS!  Watch the royal wedding again and try and sync this up.  Its impossible but try.  We talk about hats and bell sleeves and why Prince Phillip looks the way he does and the impact of representation and why little Charlotte is our favorite member of the Royal Family.

I'd Watch Idris Elba Eat Toast - A Royal Wedding Viewing Party

Lifetime movies are back, baby! We watched Sleeper or My Husband's Secret Life, depending on who you ask.  We wonder what spies in New Zealand are like and learn you can buy KGB shit on ebay.

Episode 74 - My Husband's Secret Life (aka "Sleeper")

While Stephanie is off soaking in Royal Watch 2018 IRL, Michelle is joined by Dawn from Hunting Houses and Beckett to the Future to talk about My Summer Prince.  We find out what happens when Michelle actually takes notes about a movie and what it takes to make it in the world of fictional Royal PR

Episode 73 - My Summer Prince

Royal Wedding Watch 2018 continues with something comparable to really bad deja vu. As a follow-up to watching Hallmark's William and Catherine, we decided to watch Lifetime's William and Kate. Basically, we took one for the team and watched the same movie twice. As a bonus, Michelle recaps two additional royal-themed Hallmark movies, Royal Hearts and Royal Matchmaker. 

Episode 72 - William & Kate: The Movie

We are just under 2 months away from the Royal Wedding, 2018 edition so Michelle and Stephanie watched the made for TV movie about Wills and Kate.  No, not the popular one.  The crappy one Hallmark made in 2011.  Also, witness the worst casting for Princess Diana ever caught on film.  Also, Jean Smart from Designing Women plays Camilla Parker Bowles and Victor Garber plays prince Charles.  We can't make this shit up.  It's William and Cate : A Royal Romance.

Episode 71 - William and Catherine : A Royal Romance

You asked.  We Answered.  We watched the 2016 remake of Mother May I Sleep With Danger, starring James Franco, Tori Spelling and a bunch of emo teens.  This movie had like 97% more blood and 100% more My Chemical Romance knock off tunes.  We didn't hate it.  And sometimes thats the best review we can give.

Episode 70 - Mother May I Sleep With Danger (2016)

This movie is about as far as you can get from our normal fare.  We were joined by Ollie Brady from the Best Acquaintances podcast to talk about the movie Detonator.  Or Death Train.  The movie so nice, they named it twice.  This film stars Patrick Stewart, Pierce Brosnan, Christopher Lee and the dude who played Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs.  It also stars a death train.  Ya'll, this movie has like, 200% more explosions than we've ever seen on Lifemark You can find Best Acquaintances at @ollieandemily on twitter and at 

Episode 69 - Death Train (Aka Detonator)

Welcome to the first of what feels like an endless installment of Meghan Markle movies.  Kicking of Markle season is Dater's Handbook from Hallmark.  This movie has just enough mini-golf to keep us interested for a good 20 or 30 minutes. Also a middle aged woman who loves REO Speedwagon so we get a glimpse of what Steph will be like in about 15 years.  We also get to hear Michelle swoon over Ted Bundy.  As if this movie wasn't weird enough.

Episode 68 - Dater's Handbook

Two friends (plus occasional guest) watch the best and worst that Lifetime Network and Hallmark Channel have to offer.

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