This week, the boys talk about what makes different sports different and appealing in Europe compared to the US [0:00], figure out who the top 3 NFL teams lost in mediocrity are since 2000 [18:00], and who are the best new QB situations—Philip Rivers? Tom Brady? Cam Newton? Jordan Love? Joe Burrow? [33:00]. Then, Slam Diego was insane and the Rangers went to the World Series that one time, remember? [47:00], and the new Batman looks good! [55:00] If you’d like to lend your support to those fighting for justice and equality, click here. Check out our gambling show, BET THE OVER! Text us your hypotheticals/questions/whatever you want 24/7 at (209)-874-6251. Rate, review, and subscribe! This is a @WTPSports production. Check out www.wtpsports.com.  Follow the show on Twitter and on Instagram, and check out our playlist on Spotify!

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Episode 183: The New York Gothams

This week, the boys talk about the best and worst shows to recommend to friends [0:00], we finally know why the Suns went 8-0 in the bubble, the Spurs miss the playoffs for the first time in 22 years, and there are a lot of good basketball players [13:00], Fernando Tatis Jr. is a young king and should continue to jack homers [22:00], the A-Rod group is the favorite, but they said it’s Cohen’s team! Who’s buying the Mets?! [31:00], hitting a home run is certainly not easy, Eliot Shorr-Parks [38:00], Ben Shapiro reading the lyrics to WAP is all-time funny [44:00], and Superbad turned 13 this week, which means we’re officially old, folks [52:00]. If you’d like to lend your support to those fighting for justice and equality, click here. Check out our gambling show, BET THE OVER! Text us your hypotheticals/questions/whatever you want 24/7 at (209)-874-6251. Rate, review, and subscribe! This is a @WTPSports production. Check out www.wtpsports.com.  Follow the show on Twitter and on Instagram, and check out our playlist on Spotify!

Episode 182: Unwritten Rules

This week, Dom is back(!) to talk about watching sports, especially how much more hockey we should watch, how Giannis could win MVP but LeBron might win an NBA title, and it got out of hand at that point [0:00 – 1:00:00]. If you’d like to lend your support to those fighting for justice and equality, click here. Check out our gambling show, BET THE OVER! Text us your hypotheticals/questions/whatever you want 24/7 at (209)-874-6251. Rate, review, and subscribe! This is a @WTPSports production. Check out www.wtpsports.com.  Follow the show on Twitter and on Instagram, and check out our playlist on Spotify!

Episode 181: Let’s Talk Sports

This week, sports are back! We can smile again for a moment! [0:00], Stratego, Yahtzee, and Scattergories. Monopoly is cold-hearted [8:00], Mookie Betts is going to be a Dodger for 12 years and weird baseball mechanics [13:00], and don’t get us started on how pitching is so unnatural [20:00], imagine if the Wilpons suddenly don’t sell the Mets and they never win a World Series ever again [24:00]. Also, there are so many cursed teams in sports! Who’s got it the worst? [30:00]. Gambling is back in our lives again and it’s been glorious [35:00], but betting is going to be a little weird this year [40:00]. Finally, Will Smith and Paul Rudd [46:00].   If you’d like to lend your support to those fighting for justice and equality, click here.   Check out our gambling show, BET THE OVER! Text us your hypotheticals/questions/whatever you want 24/7 at (209)-874-6251.   Rate, review, and subscribe! This is a @WTPSports production. Check out www.wtpsports.com.    Follow the show on Twitter and on Instagram, and check out our playlist on Spotify!

Episode 180: Phraseology

This week, the Mets sale is actually getting interesting [0:00], Aaron Rodgers is better than he gets credit for if we’re being honest [10:00], Philly has canceled their own fans [15:00], nothing is real, everything is cake [20:00], Cleveland is the most stressed-out city in America—wonder why [29:00], Justin Thomas got jinxed by Jack Nicklaus [36:00], and Derrick Henry has been given the bag [45:00]. If you’d like to lend your support to those fighting for justice and equality, click here. Check out our gambling show, BET THE OVER! Text us your hypotheticals/questions/whatever you want 24/7 at (209)-874-6251. Rate, review, and subscribe! This is a @WTPSports production. Check out www.wtpsports.com.  Follow the show on Twitter and on Instagram, and check out our playlist on Spotify!

Episode 179: Everything is Cake

This week, there are 32 alcoholic drinks and a March-Madness-style bracket between you, us, and greatness. Here we go. [0:00]. If you’d like to lend your support to those fighting for justice and equality, click here. Check out our gambling show, BET THE OVER! Text us your hypotheticals/questions/whatever you want 24/7 at (209)-874-6251. Rate, review, and subscribe! This is a @WTPSports production. Check out www.wtpsports.com.  Follow the show on Twitter and on Instagram, and check out our playlist on Spotify!

Episode 178: Give Me The Cup

This week, apparently Rhode Island is changing its name and baseball is back! The sports are back! Hopefully, nobody gets sick and this goes well [4:00]. Also, Will Ferrell has confirmed Wedding Crashers 2 is being written [16:00], and Jamal Adams is very much trying to leave the Jets [22:00]. And now, the tournament of sandwiches ends [32:00]. If you’d like to lend your support to those fighting for justice and equality, click here. Check out our gambling show, BET THE OVER! Text us your hypotheticals/questions/whatever you want 24/7 at (209)-874-6251. Rate, review, and subscribe! This is a @WTPSports production. Check out www.wtpsports.com.  Follow the show on Twitter and on Instagram, and check out our playlist on Spotify!

Episode 177: Sandwiches Tournament Finale

This week, the sports are kind of sort of are coming back but also maybe not [0:00], how did the cavemen discover anything at all [4:00], the world has changed dramatically and it’s wild to see just what we’ve seen [8:00], let’s think about cell phones for a second [15:00]. And now, the tournament of sandwiches begins [28:00]. If you’d like to lend your support to those fighting for justice and equality, click here. Check out our gambling show, BET THE OVER! Text us your hypotheticals/questions/whatever you want 24/7 at (209)-874-6251. Rate, review, and subscribe! This is a @WTPSports production. Check out www.wtpsports.com.  Follow the show on Twitter and on Instagram, and check out our playlist on Spotify!

Episode 176: Sandwiches Tournament Rounds 1 & 2

This week, the NBA is coming back [0:00] and it seems like MLB is not [8:00]. Also, Google is being sued for watching us, duh [15:00], Joe Exotic—remember him?—has lost his zoo to Carole Baskin [19:00], Lenny Dykstra is setting a legal precedent and A-Rod and J-Lo are still trying to buy the Mets [25:00]. Plus, the NFL is not going to change ever for any reason [34:00], but Be Water and Long Gone Summer are coming next week [41:00], and Space Force is actually good! and you can see the international space station, it turns out [52:00]. If you’d like to lend your support to those fighting for justice and equality, click here. Check out our gambling show, BET THE OVER! Text us your hypotheticals/questions/whatever you want 24/7 at (209)-874-6251.

Episode 175: Into The Void

This week, we talk about MDW and the Match II featuring Tom Brady and Peyton Manning and now is the time for novelty sports shit [0:00], the MLB being so far from starting the season and the owners and players hate each other [10:00], if they would count a ring for a team you barely played for or are you Matt Barnes [30:00], the audio of MJ of saying a thing he claims to not have said that leaked [35:00], how Jadaveon Clowney told the Browns “nah” [39:00], and how NFL is proposing a new onside kick rule [41:00]. Check out our gambling show, BET THE OVER! Bored ‘cause of self-isolation? Text us your hypotheticals/questions/whatever you want 24/7 at (209)-874-6251. Rate, review, and subscribe! This is a @WTPSports production. Check out www.wtpsports.com.  Follow the show on Twitter and on Instagram, and check out our playlist on Spotify!

Episode 174: Now…Is The Time

This week, we talk about ringback tones [0:00], the Zack Snyder cut of Justice League that’s coming out on HBO in 2021 [4:00], the Last Dance is over and everyone is very upset with their portrayal [14:00], and everyone is getting their own documentary now [30:00], an NFL player got his wang grabbed on a plane [40:00], imagine finding $1M on the side of the road [48:00], and NASA discovered a parallel universe [54:00]. Check out our gambling show, BET THE OVER! Bored ‘cause of self-isolation? Text us your hypotheticals/questions/whatever you want 24/7 at (209)-874-6251. Rate, review, and subscribe! This is a @WTPSports production. Check out www.wtpsports.com.  Follow the show on Twitter and on Instagram, and check out our playlist on Spotify!

Episode 173: Paralleloverse

This week, we talk about getting back into video games and video chatting with your friends being tough [0:00]. Also, Earl Thomas got held up by his wife [10:30] and the Rams' new jerseys are strange [16:00]. Imagine getting a $200K donation denied? Anyway, listening to new music requires time we don’t have [24:00]. Hobbies will save your life in quarantine [29:00], and so will mowing your lawn [34:00]. Also, we’re pretty sure that Michael Jordan is the most competitive person in the history of humanity [38:00], and man oh man soccer players make a lot of money [1:01:00]. Check out our gambling show, BET THE OVER! Bored ‘cause of self-isolation? Text us your hypotheticals/questions/whatever you want 24/7 at (209)-874-6251. Rate, review, and subscribe! This is a @WTPSports production. Check out www.wtpsports.com.  Follow the show on Twitter and on Instagram, and check out our playlist on Spotify!

Episode 172: What’s Up, Ya Fruit Loop?

This week, we talk about feet and shoes [0:00], week 8 of quarantine life [11:00], murder hornets have entered our domain [19:00], Elon Musk and Grimes named X Æ A-12 [25:00], 2K is actually making a PGA game, ESPN is releasing Long Gone Summer in June, and people forget Sammy Sosa bleached himself [32:00], who had the better comeback, Kim-Jong Un or Mike Tyson? [39:00], and the Last Dance episodes 5 and 6 were fantastic as usual because MJ has a competition problem [45:00]. Check out our gambling show, BET THE OVER! Bored ‘cause of self-isolation? Text us your hypotheticals/questions/whatever you want 24/7 at (209)-874-6251. Rate, review, and subscribe! This is a @WTPSports production. Check out www.wtpsports.com.  Follow the show on Twitter and on Instagram, and check out our playlist on Spotify!

Episode 171: Yoga Toes

This week, we talk about getting the red ring of death and the Pentagon confirming aliens are real because we’re all stuck at home [0:00], the Packers drafted a quarterback and there is tension in the frozen tundra [8:30], the Giants kind of look like they know what they’re doing??? and Jameis Winston can see now, “see” meaning he could not see before, “before” meaning the last 5 years he’s played in the NFL [20:00], Dennis Rodman had SEVEN career games with no points and 20(!) rebounds [31:00], and Phil Jackson is a zen master and possibly insane person [36:00], it turns out Isiah Thomas is not a fan of shaking hands [43:00], and it feels good to have everyone watching a show together again [55:00]. Check out our gambling show, BET THE OVER! (When sports come back.) Bored ‘cause of self-isolation? Text us your hypotheticals/questions/whatever you want 24/7 at (209)-874-6251. Rate, review, and subscribe! This is a @WTPSports production. Check out www.wtpsports.com.  Follow the show on Twitter and on Instagram, and check out our playlist on Spotify!

Episode 170: That Dude’s A Looney Toon

This week, we talk about the Gronk getting traded to Tampa Bay to play with Tom Brady [0:00], the state of the NFL right now and Brady’s long-term luck [12:00], and the NFL draft going virtual, Miami can not screw this pick up [20:00], and holy crap, remember Nick Foles is on the Bears? He’s definitely better than Trent Dilfer, that dude stunk [20:00]. Also, Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all time that has ever lived in the history of mankind [45:00]. Check out our gambling show, BET THE OVER! Bored ‘cause of self-isolation? Text us your hypotheticals/questions/whatever you want 24/7 at (209)-874-6251. Rate, review, and subscribe! This is a @WTPSports production. Check out www.wtpsports.com.  Follow the show on Twitter and on Instagram, and check out our playlist on Spotify!

Episode 169: Michael Jeffrey “MJ” Jordan

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