A 2-man pod for you're listening pleasure! Josh and Producer-Jake fired up the mics before they left for vacation to shoot the stuff and give everyone something to chew on while the gang takes a little hiatus. The brothers talk about their *upcoming* trips (which will be done by the time you hear this), breakdown some Cincinnati news and answer some listener questions from some familiar voices! And with another pair of delicious beers in hand! Cheers and enjoy! ----more---- Beers enjoyed in this episode: Green Zebra, Founders Brewing Co., Grand Rapids, MI S.W.A.G, Black Hog Brewing Co., Oxford, CT ----more----   Follow the show on Twitter: @Smorgasport Email the show: smorgasport@gmail.com Like the show on Facebook: SmorgaSport Podcast Subscribe and share on iTunes and leave a comment or review! Also on Stitcher, Google Play Music, or basically anywhere else you can find a podcast! ----more---- Music by: “I Know Where You’ve Been (Instrumental)” by Forget the Whale “Union Square” by James Beaudreau 

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Episode 17: You're Not Outrunning That Bear

The second edition of the SmorgaSport Podcast Mock Draft Special is here! The guys split up the 1st round picks and each made selections as the GM of the team. Guesses were made, picks were debated, and most importantly: LOTS of beers were drank, but ultimately the guys made the choices that they think will best the "experts" around the sports landscape! Here's to hoping your team picks as good as we did! Cheers and enjoy! ----more---- Beers enjoyed in this episode: "Bright" by Half Full Brewery, Stamford, CT ----more----   Follow the show on Twitter: @Smorgasport Email the show: smorgasport@gmail.com Like the show on Facebook: SmorgaSport Podcast Subscribe and share on iTunes and leave a comment or review! Also on Stitcher, Google Play Music, or basically anywhere else you can find a podcast! ----more---- Music by: “I Know Where You’ve Been (Instrumental)” by Forget the Whale “Union Square” by James Beaudreau 

Mock Draft Special 2 - Replacing Hodd Heap

We are without our fearless leader this week, so Producer Jake takes the reigns and drives the show immediately off a cliff. It's an abbreviated three-man nonsense heavy episode while we gear up for the NFL mock draft special. Ben gives us a draft quiz, we find out about Lammer's radioactive crotchal region, we hear a 4/20 tale from yesteryear, and we get into another round of the newly christened Boris the Tiger Game, the only game show in the world named after one of Mike Tyson's tigers... probably. Cheers!     Beers enjoyed in this episode: "Tart Peach Kölsch" by Ballast Point Brewing Co. "Lip Lock Cherry Stout" by Atwater Brewery       Follow the show on Twitter: @Smorgasport Email the show: smorgasport@gmail.com Like the show on Facebook: SmorgaSport Podcast Subscribe and share on iTunes and leave a comment or review! Also on Stitcher, Google Play Music, or basically anywhere else you can find a podcast! Music by: “I Know Where You’ve Been (Instrumental)” by Forget the Whale “Union Square” by James Beaudreau Special thanks to FoolBoyMedia for the game show theme!

Episode 16: Boris the Tiger

Hey, look! It's a new SmorgaSport Podcast! It's a 3-man-crew, as Jake finally joins social media (sort-of), Ben gets his shit stolen, and Josh pitches an idea to fix golf FOREVER. The nonsense segment lives up to its name, as the guys break down the now infamous "Gooch Push", and more listener questions! Lastly, they touch NHL playoffs so tenderly and, to everyone's surprise, Connor McGregor is a lunatic! All of that with some delicious beers! Cheers and enjoy!   Beers enjoyed in this episode:  "Coal Stokers Blackberry Ale" by Mountain Town Brewing Co.     Follow the show on Twitter: @Smorgasport Email the show: smorgasport@gmail.com Like the show on Facebook: SmorgaSport Podcast Subscribe and share on iTunes and leave a comment or review! Also on Stitcher, Google Play Music, or basically anywhere else you can find a podcast! Music by: “I Know Where You’ve Been (Instrumental)” by Forget the Whale “Union Square” by James Beaudreau 

Episode 15: Never Go Heavy On The Gooch

Scheduling gods smiled upon us again, as we are ALREADY back with new podcasting goodness! The guys kick it while talking about The Masters and their ridiculous rules, Lammers gets a lifetime ban, and Ben creates a new slogan for the show! Later, it's quiz time in the nonsense segment, as the guys play: "Which athlete blew all their money?" and the show welcomes back one of their (maybe one) die hard fans in Listener Questions! Plus, the MLB tries to target your 40 year old aunt, the Pats do more Pats things, and plenty more! All with some delicious beers in hand! Cheers and enjoy!   Beers enjoyed in this episode:   "Mr. Bluesky" by Griffin Claw Brewing Co., Birmingham, MI   "1929 Prohibition Porter" by Powder Hollow Brewery “Hazardville”, CT   "Rosetta" by Ommegang Brewery, Cooperstown NY "Naughty Nurse Amber" by Citysteam Brewery, Hartford CT     Follow the show on Twitter: @Smorgasport Email the show: smorgasport@gmail.com Like the show on Facebook: SmorgaSport Podcast Subscribe and share on iTunes and leave a comment or review! Also on Stitcher, Google Play Music, or basically anywhere else you can find a podcast! Music by: “I Know Where You’ve Been (Instrumental)” by Forget the Whale “Union Square” by James Beaudreau 

Episode 14: We May Be Unfiltered, But We Aren't Immorale

Like a fine wine, the SmorgaSport Podcast has returned from the cellar, as the guys fired up the mics again to bring back the podcasting goodness! Unlike a fine wine, this one got REAL rough. Plenty of rust to knock off, both technologically AND conversationally, so we all SINCERELY apologize for the poor quality all around. That being said, it's great to be back! It's a full crew, as Josh, Ben, Lammers, and Producer catch up on all the life-happenings that's gone down, Opening Day festivities, and the Red Wings tank job. Also, some NCAA basketball team is mentioned once or twice. The guys also breakdown what feels like literally EVERY offseason move made in the NFL. Please feel free to skip to your team and than move on. Trust me, all of us checked out at least once during the conversation. The famous Nonsense Segment returns with making new sports and Ben's insanely irrational fear! And, of course, some delicious beers are drank! We promise to be better next time, but the important part is: WE ARE BACK!!!!   Beers enjoyed in this episode:   Larry’s Latest by Bell's Brewery   Variety Pack by Von Trapp Brewing Co.     Follow the show on Twitter: @Smorgasport Email the show: smorgasport@gmail.com Like the show on Facebook: SmorgaSport Podcast Subscribe and share on iTunes and leave a comment or review! Also on Stitcher, Google Play Music, or basically anywhere else you can find a podcast! Music by: “I Know Where You’ve Been (Instrumental)” by Forget the Whale “Union Square” by James Beaudreau 

Episode 13: THE RETURN!!

SmorgaSport podcast coming atcha! The three-man pod of Josh, Lammers and Producer Jake tackle the latest news in the sports world. In segment one, the guys rant (well two of them rant) about the frustrations with the NFL preseason and all the damn injuries that plague and Josh, forcefully and unapologetic, shoves soccer down everyone's throat by breaking down the new Premier League season. The famous nonsense segment two features a DEEP dive into the "magical" world of professional Quidditch, jumps into a psychological test that Lammers continues to fail, and judges people based on what their drink of choice is. Lastly, the guys do more force feeding by getting into the slopshow that was the Rockwood Fantasy League draft, which was it's own special kind of ridiculous. All of that and more, so Cheers and Enjoy! Beers enjoyed in this episode: "Melonfest" by Roak Brewing Co. Follow the show on Twitter: @Smorgasport Email the show: smorgasport@gmail.com Like the show on Facebook: SmorgaSport Podcast Subscribe and share on iTunes and leave a comment or review! Also on Stitcher, Google Play Music, or basically anywhere else you can find a podcast! Music by: “I Know Where You’ve Been (Instrumental)” by Forget the Whale “Union Square” by James Beaudreau  

Episode 12: Quidditch is a professional sport. Like in real life. For. Real.

To keep up with the theme of Returning to Glory, the SmorgaSport Podcast is back with a full 4-man pod! Ben joins Josh, Lammers, and Producer Jake for good ol' fashion SmorgaSport mediocrity. The guys kick things off with a break down all of the action they've been watching of the Summer Olympic games, debate Jesus Tim Tebow's latest career move, and discuss the legacies of baseball's latest retirees. The nonsense takes hold from there as the crew pulls the golden nuggets out of the 2 Chainz AMA and they give their thoughts on what to do with 10,000 kilos of Colombian BamBam. The pod wraps up in a way you should all just get used to: us forcing our Fantasy Football league down your gullets. We tell you all about our illustrious Rockwood Fantasy League and help your prepare for your upcoming draft by discussing this season's trends and top strategies. All of that, and more, so Cheers and Enjoy! Beers enjoyed in this episode: "Heavy Melon" by New Belgium "Summer Explorer Pack" by Leinenkugel "Stranger" by Left Hand Brewing Co. Follow the show on Twitter: @Smorgasport Email the show: smorgasport@gmail.com Like the show on Facebook: SmorgaSport Podcast Subscribe and share on iTunes and leave a comment or review! Also on Stitcher, Google Play Music, or basically anywhere else you can find a podcast! Music by: “I Know Where You’ve Been (Instrumental)” by Forget the Whale “Union Square” by James Beaudreau 

Episode 11: Porn Peaked in 2001

After a long hiatus, the SmorgaSport podcast is back!!! The 3-man pod of Josh, Lammers and Producer Jake get caught up on everything that happened in the world of sports and life during our (self imposed) time off, starting with the NBA and NHL Finals, rolling through into the chaotic offseason (Dolla Dolla Bills Y'all!!). Of course the nonsense is back, as the guys debate their chances at earning a gold medal and different ways to "improve" the Olympics. The guys wrap things up with some quick hit topics like the future of UFC, The Open Championship, and a little MLB trade deadline action, before diving into the first news of the 2016 NFL season! All of that, plus more of Josh and Ryan yelling at each other! Because WE. ARE. BACK!! So Cheers and Enjoy! Beers enjoyed in this episode: "Reunion Ale '15" by Shmaltz Brewing Company & Terrapin Brewing Co. "American Beauty" by Dogfish Head Follow the show on Twitter: @Smorgasport Email the show: smorgasport@gmail.com Like the show on Facebook: SmorgaSport Podcast Subscribe and share on iTunes and leave a comment or review! Also on Stitcher, Google Play Music, or basically anywhere else you can find a podcast! Music by: “I Know Where You’ve Been (Instrumental)” by Forget the Whale “Union Square” by James Beaudreau

Episode 10: WE ARE BACK!!!

A three-man crew kicks your Memorial Day weekend of right with some podcasting goodness! The guys come out swinging (boom), talking all of the highly entertaining violence happening in sports (10:00), breakdown the current playoff landscape happening in the NBA and NHL (18:26), and make fun of Le'Veon Bell for being naive beyond rational belief (24:45). From there, things go poorly, at least for Lammers and his image of being a decent human being. The nonsense hits hard with some lively debates: what you would pay for your child's success, (42:21), how much punishment you would inflict on your rivals (47:25), and what length would you go to protect your teams' prized member.(51:09). The pod wraps with some quick hit items, like an update on the Pavel Datsuk situation (56:20) and ads being put on NBA jerseys. (1:02:48). All the while enjoying some delicious beverages! Cheers and enjoy! Beers enjoyed in this episode: "JK's Northern Neighbour" by JK's Farmhouse Ciders "Hoegaarden White" by Hoegaarden Follow the show on Twitter: @Smorgasport Email the show: smorgasport@gmail.com Like the show on Facebook: SmorgaSport Podcast Subscribe and share on iTunes and leave a comment or review! Also on Stitcher, Google Play Music, or basically anywhere else you can find a podcast! Music by: “I Know Where You’ve Been (Instrumental)” by Forget the Whale “Union Square” by James Beaudreau

Episode 9: Just a weekend case of Dwarfism

After a string of vacations and busy weekends, the SmorgaSport band is back together for a nonsense heavy pod! There is some sporting news to talk about first though, as the guys get into "the most exciting two minutes in sports"(7:00), talk about the oxymoron that is "exciting baseball" (12:10), and debate the popularity of NFL on a global scale (24:20). But the nonsense takes over from there and the gang dives head first, covering all the important topics, including playing the hit game "Is it Gambling or Prostitution?" (33:56). The pod wraps up with relegation in American sports (36:47), betting money the guys don't have (53:27), and making picks that will probably be wrong (1:04:45). All of that with 3 more delicious beverages! Cheers and enjoy! Beers enjoyed in this episode: “Grapefruit Sculpin” by Ballast Point “Pulsar Semi-Dry Cider” by Starcut Ciders “Whitsun Ale” by Arcadia Ales Follow the show on Twitter: @Smorgasport Email the show: smorgasport@gmail.com Like the show on Facebook: SmorgaSport Podcast Subscribe and share on iTunes and leave a comment or review! Also on Stitcher, Google Play Music, or basically anywhere else you can find a podcast! Music by: “I Know Where You’ve Been (Instrumental)” by Forget the Whale “Union Square” by James Beaudreau 

Episode 8: The Chandler Bing of this Bitch

The SS gang is back and rocking a 3-man pod this week! Josh Ryan and Producer Jake shake things up a bit and get all the news and notes out of the way, talking MLS to Detroit (8:00), the rapid fall of Johnny Football (17:10), and quick hit some topics including the newly christened LCA (21:17), the newly overturned "Harbaugh Rule" (25:40), and the newly completed greatest story in sports (28:50). In a lighter Segment 2, the great debate over records in sports continues (37:50) and the nonsense flows heavy, as the guys chat about bananas in sports (41:10). Finally, the guys spend a heinous amount of time recapping the NFL Draft, (46:28) all the while enjoying our weekly dose of delicious bews! Cheers and enjoy! Email the show: smorgasport@gmail.com Like the show on Facebook: SmorgaSport Podcast Follow the show on Twitter: @Smorgasport Subscribe and share on iTunes and leave a comment or review! Also on Stitcher, Google Play Music, or basically anywhere else you can find a podcast! Beers enjoyed in this episode: "Strawberry Blonde Ale" by Arbor Brewing Company "Mint Julip Ale" by Flying Dog Brewing Music by: “I Know Where You’ve Been (Instrumental)” by Forget the Whale “Union Square” by James Beaudreau 

Episode 7: Suck it Mel Diaper

Josh, Jake, and Steph are back for another trip into the Nerd Dungeon! In Level 1 (1:37 mark), the gang is talking about what games they are currently playing including Dark Souls 3 (2:18 mark), Rachet and Clank (4:45 mark) and Grow Home (8:50 mark). Level 2 (18:35 mark) is the beginning of a spoil laden segement all about what TV and movies we are watching, highlighted by the season 6 premiere of Game of Thrones! They talk all about the episode and make picks for their GoT Death Pool (32:56 mark). After the plethora of Thrones talk, Jake and Josh nerd out on some Flash (41:58 mark) and Josh gives his Super-Late-Movie Recommendation of the Week! (48:50 mark). The show wraps up in Level 3 (52:25) with some listener comments (52:43 mark) and Stephanie shares her newest Reddit obsession! (55:46 mark) Cheers and enjoy! Follow the show on Twitter: @Smorgasport Like the show on Facebook: SmorgaSport Podcast Email the show: smorgasport@gmail.com Subscribe and share on iTunes and leave a comment or review! Also on Stitcher, Google Play Music, or basically anywhere else you can find a podcast! Music By: RoccoW "FamiFunk Over Breakfast" Ray Rude "Transform" MetroGnome "Game of Thrones Cover - Remix" 

Jake's Nerd Dungeon Episode 2

With the NFL Draft going down this weekend, the SmorgaSport crew got together and recorded a special SmorgaSport Mock Draft! The teams were divided up amongst the guys, the beers were drank and the nonsense (and lots of cursing) ensued! Cheers and enjoy! Follow the show on Twitter: @Smorgasport Email the show: smorgasport@gmail.com Subscribe and share on iTunes and leave a comment or review! Also on Stitcher, Google Play Music, or basically anywhere else you can find a podcast! 

SmorgaSport Mock Draft Special!

The SmorgaSport gang is back for some more podcasting goodness! The boys talk the abysmal end to Red Wings season, the rapid growth of the United Soccer League, and the Secret Life of Tiger Woods. Plus, they squad up with athletes for bar fights, talk about the biggest bro golf outing of all-time and Ben proves why children are disgusting. All that while ingesting some delicious brews! Cheers and enjoy! Follow the show on Twitter: @Smorgasport Email the show: smorgasport@gmail.com Subscribe and share on iTunes and leave a comment or review! Also on Stitcher, Google Play Music, or basically anywhere else you can find a podcast! Beers in the episode: "Mango Magnifico con Calor" by Founders Brewing Co. "Blood Orange Honey" by Cheyboygan Brewing Co. "Rasberry Ale" by Dark Horse Brewing Co. Music by: “I Know Where You’ve Been (Instrumental)” by Forget the Whale “Union Square” by James Beaudreau 

Episode 6: Don't Lick The Ice Wall!

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