Happy St. Paddy's Day you buncha crazy kids. We eat a couple good chips, talk about the history of ireland, and talk about all the fun stuff you can do to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. We also start prepping for next years Lepra-Con.

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Episode 55 - Utz Hots! Scorpion Pepper Chip & Keogh's Shamrock and Sour Cream

The harrowing conclusion to Pat's tale about the shark man is concluded. Also we unpack the upsetting cryogenic neural-net of frozen old racists, and answer a question about chips. Oh, then we become a Justin Bieber podcast.

Episode 54 - Bugles Hot Buffalo & GGE Ramen Snack

It's OSKIE SEASON. Time to pivot again to become the first movie podcast, and we do a very good job at that. Roger names ten types of food he likes and we eat more expired chips. We talk about "Ah! Real monsters" and also eat trash like them cause expired chips.

Episode 53 - Lays Ruffles Mozzerella and Marinara & Monster Munch Pickled Onion

Hey chipheads! We're back after a content sabbatical with a holiday episode! It is definitely a President's Day episode and not something else.

Episode 52 - Hardbite Parsnips, Zapp's Regular Flavor & Lay's Cappuccino

Sorry we've been gone, Pat's been buried in the newly released JFK files and found a few interesting coincidences that can't be ignored. An INCENDIARY revelation is revealed in this ep. Also we talk about our butts and how much they hurt after that Carolina reaper pepper chip from last month.

Episode 51 - Lay's Kettle Everything Bagel w/ Cream Cheese & Wise Tailgate Classics Buffalo Wing

We did it this week. We finally got our hands on a pair of those Carolina Reaper chips, and it was an experience. Roger has an exchange with a mysterious new host, we dive into Pat's increasingly troubling bathroom issues, and the true mystery of the monster mash is revealed. All this and more, this week, on monkey butt loving, tips for me.

Episode 50 - Deep River Ninja Ginger & Paqui CAROLINA REAPER PEPPER CHIP

Roger went viral with a really important tweet and has been dealing with Rick and Morty fans for the last couple days, so we talk about that weirdness and brainstorm on how to monetize his newfound internet notoriety. We also eat a good wasabi chip we can't identify and a terra chip that Roger, ON RECORD, declares, has ruined fall. Then we answer an important video game question from a listener that eventually leads to us discussing the plumbing situation in the Mushroom Kingdom and Mario's dick. 'Cause we're children. That love dicks. Dick-loving children. #TOOLONGFORDONG #MARIOLETSSEETHATDONG

Episode 49 - Terra Beauregard Sweets & Fairytale Pumpkin & CW Foods Wasabi Corn Chips

This week, Roger went to Canada and renounced his US citizenship. There's a lot of strings attached with becoming a red-blooded Canadian. We talk about kissing hockey players who are handsome, a new contest in which we steal your intellectual property, and we unpack the humpty dumpty myth. There's a listener question too. It's nice to talk again.

Episode 48 - Humpty Dumpty Ketchup Ringolos & Cheecha Puffs Dill Pickle

Hey! Happy fall everybody. There was definitely not a song of the summer this year, so Roger and Pat went and wrote one just in time for next year. It's going to be a real hit. This is a real surly episode in which Roger yells about hipsters and Pat learns about the song "Cake by the Ocean." Very illuminating.

Episode 47 - Stewart and Co Five Cheese Freakout & McClure's Spicy Pickle

The dog days of summer have kept us away from you, but we've returned. We answer a whole bevy of listener questions, discuss cannibal fantasies, slide into a parallel dimension where chips eat people. Also, Roger recounts the Boy Meets World episode that created the seminal BMW/Knightrider/Cars multiverse that we're all so familiar with today. SEO: Cannibals eating wieners, 4:20 is murdertime, So many truck nuts, Everything is a spinoff of die hard, #waronchristmas

Episode 46 - Smartfood Spicy Jalapeno Ranch & Baked in Brooklyn Tandoori Spice

WE. ARE. BACK. We've been gone, watching tons of summer BLOCKBUSTERS. We discuss all the hot properties coming out this summer and Air Bud. We also dive into the problematic nature of Andy Capp's existence and pitch a new film about a Medieval Vampire Hunter. SEO: ASMR, Star Wars Babies, Night Knight, Dads die, Wayne Knight on the casting couch, Uncle Ray's, Lay's, Andy Capp is a bad husband, James Murphy wrote on Seinfeld

Episode 45 - Uncle Ray's Maple Bacon & Lay's BLT w/ Jake Benjamin

Summer has hit! After NICEfriday the whole world has gotten warm and sweaty. We talk about radioactive chips as a superhero origin story, the new GONG SHOW starring not-Mike Myers, and Pat let's his colors shine since he's finally a native New Yorker after living in BK for five years. SEO: Oprah will be the first celebrity superhero, The Gong Show is the only show, What are the best pizza chips in the world?, Boss Baby 3: Governor LePage

Episode 44 - Cape Cod Sweet Mesquite BBQ & Pringles Pizza

God, we talk about too many movies this week, but we also eat some damn fine chips. Roger pitches a sexy new June holiday that's right around the corner, we discuss Woody Allen's version of "Drillbit Taylor," and try to get to the bottom of where souls are created in the world of Oscar-Winning film, "Sausage Party." #NICEfriday #didadoo #drillbittaylor SEO: Eddie griffin, Joe rogan, Sexy minions, NICEfriday, JOHNSVILLE FARMS Sausage Party Podcase, Drillbit Taylor in Paris, Woody Allen is Christopher Lloyd

Episode 43 - Synder's of Hanover Swiss and Black Pepper & Simply Organic Doritios White Cheddar

This week we sit down with ad man, revolutionary war re-enactor, chip fan, and most importantly, friend, Rory Nolan to talk about what really grinds his gears. We touch on the off camera racism of the Star Wars universe, method acting and personal backstories in revolutionary war re-enacting, and we pitch on the next sequel in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. SEO: Yoda is a shitty grandpa, alcoholic founding fathers, Herr's, Jackson's Honest

Episode 42 - Herr's Creamy Dill Pickle & Jackson's Honest Sweet Potato w/ Rory Nolan!

The boys are back, and they're doing damage! Roger and Pat do all the accents they promised for the whole episode and they dish the dirt on Matthew McConaughey that he doesn't want you to know! Also, there's some pretty huge Roseanne spoilers in this ep, so if you haven't watched that TV show from 30 years ago, DO NOT listen to this until you finish.

Episode 41 - Doritos HEAT WAVE Chipotle Cream and HEAT & Uncle Ray's Kosher Dill

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