Hi the show's not canceled I just got really busy with other shit. We're back and you guys are all still very sad. I drank 4 high life tall boys during this and I was gonna do whip its but it turns out they're expensive. @feraljokes @dannyfelts @mrcleopod

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Suicide is Aimless

I still only know the one song. Also we are approached by a Russian hacker!!!!! spooky!!!!

I still have an accordian

I got an accordion app and learned to play exactly one song on it. @feraljokes @dannyfelts @mrcleopod

Game of Phones

I'm too busy to write D&D so we're going back to Mr Cleo Classic. Also we haven't updated in a while because I fucked up and deleted the last episode like a psychic fucking idiot. I am so tired. Why do you have to do so much in this life, and get to choogle so little? It's a cruel, cruel, joke.

We're Back and I'm Tired as Hell About it

The adventure continues as all hell breaks out at The Garden of Eatin' Ass. Featuring Danny Felts and a bug.

CHAPTER 003 - THE MAGICIAN'S YARD SALE

I am mega hungover and I tell some stories about dumb shit I've done that's almost gotten me killed. Then Blake calls in and kills The Fool and Hank from Iowa City, Iowa adventures to The Garden of Eatin' Ass

Chapter 002 - The Garden of Eatin' Ass

It's a new year and Mr Cleo, the psychic hotline podcast has emerged from the cocoon of winter in a new form. We bought a bunch of FX pedals and tabletop gaming equipment and liquor and shit and now the show is an interactive phone adventure game about wizards and the internet. HOO BOY 2018 is going to be fucking crazy. Mr Cleo is hosted by comedians Jake Flores and Danny Felts. @feraljokes @dannyfelts @mrcleopod

Chapter 001 - The Fool

It was the night before Halloween and I thought everyone would be hungover like me from going hard on the weekend but I was only kind of right. Then the killer from Scream called in and I yelled at him. It turns out the real Halloween lesson was inside of us all along. Also Raghav was there being problematic. @mrcleopod @feraljokes @dannyfelts @ACLUOfficial

Halloween ass Mr Cleo w/ Raghav Mehta

Nissan Motor Company Ltd, usually shortened to Nissan, is a Japanese multinational automobile manufacturer headquartered in Nishi-ku, Yokohama @feraljokes @dannyfelts @rachelmillman @jamiemanelis @cevichepapi

Angry Combative Tarot Readings pt 2 with a bunch of ppl

Look we're already drunk from recording my smart guy educational podcast so we had way too much fun with this one and it went long so I split it into a cliffhanger like on The Dukes of Hazard or The Bachelor or something. The psychic hotline is bombarded with Rachel's legions of sweet sensitive boy twitter followers and one or two of my also sensitive boy twitter followers. Part 2 will be out in a week or so. @feraljokes @dannyfelts @rachelmillman @cevichepapi @jamiemanelis

Angry Combative Tarot Readings pt 1 w/ Carlos Delgado, Rachel Millman, and Jamie Manelis

Alex Ptak @ptakjokes joins us to solve a mystery. @feraljokes @dannyfelts @mrcleopod

My Dark Passenger w/ Alex Ptak

David Spector ( @AndDavidIsHere ) joins us to drink Danny's shitty expired beer and talk about wizards and opening your third (brown) eye. Then we piss off David's roommate. @mrcleopod @feraljokes @dannyfelts @anddavidishere https://www.patreon.com/mrcleo

Head Diarrhea with David Spector

Devin Person (Brooklyn Wizard) and Viviana Rosales Olen (curator of the Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan 1994 Museum) join myself and Danny Felts to talk about Brody Stevens, Kim Cattrall, wizard shit, and we take phone calls from people with problems ranging from being very high to having diabetes and needing a cool new name. Devin Person https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/person-is-awake-brooklyn-wizard/ Vivana Rosales Olen @VivanaHHHH http://www.thnk1994.com/ Jake Flores @feraljokes http://feraljokes.com Danny Felts @dannyfelts Mr Cleo https://www.patreon.com/mrcleo https://soundcloud.com/mrcleo

Colorado Jackson w/ Devin Person and Viviana Rosales Olen

Jono Zalay joins me and Danny as we discuss my recent twitter fight with Brody Stevens. This one is really political, but there's also an otter that can sucks it's own dick in there too. You can follow me @feraljokes Danny Felts @Dannyfelts Jono Zalay @JonoZalay and the otter here: https://twitter.com/JonoZalay/status/879137176306503681 rate review and subscribe on iTunes and most importantly GIVE US SOME MONEY ON PATREON BABY https://www.patreon.com/mrcleo

Violent Unwashed Antifa Sympathizers w/ Jono Zalay

This week we are joined by recent ATX to NYC transplant Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro to talk about con artists and bathrooms. Then Blake Midgette barges into my podcast to shit all over it and I talk to a guy about pest control. As always Danny plays them keys. Rate review subscribe and give us money https://www.patreon.com/mrcleo

Stolen Velour w/ Kath Barbadoro and Blake Midgette

Mr Cleo is the world's foremost drunk scumbag psychic hotline comedy podcast. It is hosted by Jake Flores (@feraljokes) and features Danny Felts (@dannyfelts) and a revolving door of other comedians/fake psychics. It's really dumb but you already knew that.

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