Rachel talks about her birthday! carrying balloons into restaurants, sex robots, talking to a new guy, vegan candies, food, and birthday phone calls.

My So Called Mess

34: Carrying Balloons into a Restaurant

Rachel talks about her sexting workshop, hanging a metal sheet, her ability to ignore children, sports, dating competition, Tinder people listening to her podcast, and some other stuff.

33: Dueling for Dick

Rachel talks about January, 2020, sext conversation length, ex-drama, kids, tinder, video chats, etc.

32: Sextiquette

Rachel talks about the Holidays, calendars, tattoos, phone sex operators, doms, sugar babies, branding, kwanzaa, and some more.

31: Rachels Taz Tat

Rachel talks about blowjobs, death, if she can drive, Thanksgiving, sexy resume, funerals, Miami, going to a Secret Keepers Club show.

30: A Dry Quiet Blowjob

Rachel talks about National Toilet day and bidets, her dad going on dates, pizzaversary, seven-year itch, data plans, phones.

29: A Little Bit Of Time Left

Rachel talks about gas stations, Thanksgiving, too much Christmas, toupees, candy, post-Halloween, and much much more.

28: The Getting In The Wrong Car Club

Rachel talks about vampires, starting cults, yoga, halloween costumes, Vampirina, trick-or-treating, therapy, haggling, flea markets, butcher shops, pig skulls, and some other stuff.

27: Do Pigs Have Skulls?

Rachel talks about kinky apps, Disney movies, anxiety, texting, frenzies, and sugar cereal.

26: Best Frenzies

Rachel talks about going to Sexy Suz, kinks, rearranging work for sex, going back to work after sex, sexy clothing, the weather, saying I love you, dating app regulars.

25: I Love Your Penis

Rachel talks about watching Aaron Carter for more than 24-hours, face tats, the ethics of catfishing on grindr, Stumptown, sexy text phrases, hulu and some other stuff...

24: Fuck Your Brains Out

Rachel talks about anxiety, dreams, a trip to the sex shop, vibrators, poop, returning to the scene of the crime, dick energy and some other stuff.

23: Murder Chase Sex Dream

Rachel talks about going to cross fit at a different time, running with a plate, the Bulldawgs, football craziness, roaches, making amends and hooking up in a parking lot.

22: Car Sex

Rachel talks about Eddies Birthday, A-list actors and movies, Tom Hanks, more datings apps, burglars, McDonalds, night time, light in the bedroom, and reconciliation.

21: Forrest Gump On A Loop

Rachel talks about soup can telephones and putting a glass on the door to hear what is going on inside another room. She reveals the next chapter in her Tulane-Scrubs saga. She gets back on dating apps and talks about why they are so stupid.

20: Solo Cup Telephones

Follow Rachel as she overshares a funny glimpse into her messy life. Topics like dating, CrossFit, Bravo TV, and all things pop culture will work their way into each episode. She will also bring on some very special guests.

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My So Called Mess

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