Jodie and Celia have reached that inevitable point where they are having to go back into society and engage with other moms. And, by engage, we obviously mean offend. Well, at least that’s what happened to Celia who WILDLY overstepped while trying to connect with one of Harper’s friend’s mom! Let’s just say that there’s no tone in text and, this b*%ch kinda forgot that. Together they talk about how tough it can be to find your mom tribe and the insanity that’s their friendship. Plus, in a special twist, they get a little grateful. But don’t worry, that #grateful comes with a heathy spoonful of sarcasm, of course. Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com https://parenteducate.com 

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88: Momsaulting

Introducing... Who, When, Wow! A new Tinkercast original podcast from the creators of the #1 kids & family podcast, Wow in the World. Join host Rebecca Sheir on auditory journeys into the lives of history's unsung heroes and amazing humans who make us say "WOW!" This is just a preview of Who, When, Wow! But you can listen to the full episode at https://wondery.com/shows/who-when-wow/ 

87: Wondery's Who When Wow!

Hope you’re ready to celebrate… another epic birthday fail. That’s right, Jodie and Celia are once again talking about craptastic birthday parties, but this time neither of them is responsible for one of the biggest, baddest, and most uncut birthday fails of all time! In fact, the word Big is built right into the fail, as well as the theme of the party, since it involves Big Foot. Because, of course it does. Then, Jodie casually admits to having one of the dorkiest birthday themes of all time! Meanwhile, Celia’s story takes the (vomit) cake. Throw in a little pizza, pickles, and vampires and you’ve got the latest from the weirdos at NTIST! Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com 

86: Pickle Twilight Crossover

Jodie and Celia welcome actress Diana Maria Riva to the show this week! And what a show it is – Diana is also a single mom of two kids and her “Never Thought I’d” moment basically secured her spot in the hearts of the ladies forever. They discuss everything from what type of peers your kid DOESN’T need to hang out with, to hanging out in a hammock. And, they dig into Diana’s phenomenal career where she’s constantly breaking barriers and taking on new challenges! Basically they talk about everything and a bag of ?! Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com 

85: Boundaries & A Bag Of ? with Diana Maria Riva

This weeks episode starts off a little panicked (even more so than usual). Toilets are overflowing, cars are on fire (no cats, luckily), the hosts are running late AND Producer Sabrina had to leave the ladies unsupervised this week. Celia has a "confessions of neurosis" moment where she tells on herself for losing it at a theme park. Something we're sure NO parent out there can relate to. At ALL. Plus, the ladies air their grievances about homework. Cause, homework. Hope you've stocked up on your "Mental Sticky Notes", because you're gonna need 'em!  IG/FB: @neverthoughtidsaythis YouTube: NeverThoughtIdSayThis TikTok: @neverthoughtidsaythis Show Merch: UnSweetined.com 

84: Mental Sticky Notes

This week, Jodie and Celia are joined by the fantastic Elisa Donovan! They discuss everything from magicians to metaphysical dreams and how it all fits into a psychic suitcase. If you just listen, it'll TOTALLY make sense. Plus, Elisa shares the story of how the death of her father inspired her new book, "Wake Me When You Leave: Love and Encouragement via Dreams from the Other Side". 

83: Psychic Suitcase with Elisa Donovan

What do the Olympics, Cardi B, Jodie and Celia have in common? Not much… at all, BUT the ladies do discuss Cardi B, and how she shows that pregnant people, and moms in particular, can do ANYTHING!  Especially, in a leotard. Celia, however, found that putting on boots while extremely pregnant CAN be difficult.  She's definitely no Track & Field star, Allyson Felix (you’ll just have to listen). Today's show is a big "F*&% YEAH" to the ladies out there running (sometimes literally) the world. *We know that this power can apply to Dads, and ALL parents, but today we’re talking about some of the badass moms of the world, especially, in this Olympics! But we love ALL of our #nevernation family!

82: Naked Olympics!

Jodie and Celia delve into the hell that is making school lunches and are in AWE of a TikTok mom that makes a gazillion sandwiches a day! They discuss just why it would be impossible for either of them to manage such a feat of super-human "mom-ness". Celia has some school lunch stories of her own, courtesy of none other than... her mother. Plus, things take one hell of a weird turn in a gondola down a VERY different type of canal. Oh boy.  FB, IG, TikTok: @NeverThoughtIdSayThis YouTube: Never Thought I'd Say This Merch: www.Unsweetined.com 

82: We Finish Each Other's... Sandwiches

Welcome to another week of NTIST! Jodie and Celia discuss some hot and, not so hot, toys that are out right now. Toys for kids, that is. Mostly. Plus, Jodie learns brand new information about John Stamos and how he's connected to Celia's favorite 'toy' of all! We promise, it's NOT what you think! Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ IG: @neverthoughtidsaythis FB: @neverthoughtidsaythis email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

81: From Stavros to Stamos

This week’s pod is out and we’re re-capping summer with a little talk about good ol’ camp! Not just ANY camp, but the ‘Fyre Festival’ of kids’ camps. Because they refuse to be outdone, the ladies talk about their own camp experiences and, let's just say, Celia’s camp story sounds like something from the mind of the writer of ‘Porky’s’. So much so, that even Jodie was shocked. That says a LOT.  Don’t make us “John Cougar Melloncamp” you, just listen!! Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com 

80: John Cougar Mellencamped

This week on Never Thought I'd Say This, Jodie recaps her family vacation where she was able to unplug, reboot, and realize it is, in fact, possible for everyone to enjoy each other's company! Celia, on the other hand, shares that her uterus is on its way toward a permanent vacation and introduces a new royal title that both moms embrace and run with in the exact way you suspect they would. Plus, an airing of grievances from them both to a certain boyfriend that managed to put both of his feet directly down his throat.  Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com 

79: Vacations and Vagesties

On this week’s episode things kick off with Celia REEEALLY making an “ass” of herself, as Jodie tries to introduce their new producer Sabrina, who’s sole job is steering the crazy NTIST ship. You know, as much as anyone can steer a ship filled with cursing pirates! More importantly, the ladies pull back the layers on the "Queen MILF" and her "MILF Mobile,” which has caused quite the stir in the state of Maine. By the way, Maine’s got some WILD laws for the ladies to tell you about too! Get the full story as the ladies talk about how they feel about the "MILF Mobile." They also share their MILF encounters and debate what exactly qualifies one as MILF material. It’s obviously a very "heated" discussion, and some official definitions are debated. Where do YOU stand?  Find out more on this week's episode of "Never Thought I'd Say This." Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com 

78: GesTITulating

This week the ladies of Never Thought I'd Say This make it through technical difficulties to be joined by America's TV Dad, Bob Saget! He comes to share some laughter and wisdom and even some insight as to how Little Richard may have had a "hand" in Jodie being constantly forgetful.  Things get deep when they talk life, love, boundaries and how all of the above spares no one from heartache. But of course, things end with a "hug" (as best as one can over Zoom) and a family, feel good vibe. IG: @neverthoughtidsaythis FB: @neverthoughtidsaythis Merch: Unsweetined.com 

77: "Head On A Stick" with Bob Saget

Jodie and Celia talk about peer pressure on this week’s episode of Never Thought I’d Say This after Celia’s kids (and Dustin) tried to use their powers of pressure on her to no avail. They then examine the different types of peer pressure and reminisce about some peer pressure-y situations they were involved in once upon a ‘forking’ time. But, the tour de force comes when they reveal the latest creation from Celia’s parents… Elegant Geezer. What IS an Elegant Geezer, you ask? Oh, don't worry, you'll find out on this week's episode. Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com 

76: "Elegant Geezer"

Celia and Jodie read "Never Nation" emails from fans in this weeks' episode of Never Thought I'd Say This! Resulting in a “Fan Funk Phenomenon" if you will (Jodie deeply apologizes for that one). As you can imagine, the subject lines of these emails are WILD. But more importantly, they provided great (amazingly terrible) inspiration for future band names!  BTW... did you know that 'leftist nudist colonies' are a thing?! Well, you will after you listen to this episode.  Finally, Celia and Jodie try to figure out exactly how much information is TOO much for the kids.  Especially since, chances are… they already know too much. Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com 

75: Last Saturday Night's Testicles

Fuller House star and mother of two Jodie Sweetin and her best friend, life coach Celia Behar, hilariously tackle parenting taboos by sharing war stories from the frontlines of single motherhood, talking to special guests about the issues all parents face in 2019, and giving unfiltered advice to listeners.

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