This week I talk about my new podcast, my awful Internet connection, 5G, Alex Jones saying he will eat his neighbours, China, killer hornets and man spotted shopping in a KKK hood.

No One's Impressed

Socially responsible racists & bad neighbour etiquette

This week I talk about cutting my own haircut, how weird the world has gotten, Trump's idea on injecting disinfectant, reopening Vegas, mayor of Osaka's reason for why women shouldn't grocery shop, Chrystia Freeland evading questions and leaders overstepping freedoms.

Mullet confidence & Trump science

This week I talk about the collective good of stopping eating bats, the show Tiger King, Metallica and Trudeau speaking moistly

Speaking moistly & angry alcoholics

This week I talk about trying to kill time while quarantined, dumb people not taking the coronavirus seriously, SSSniperWolf, beard videos, signs from God and us needing Florida right now.

Sneeze terrorism & beard lovers

This week I talk about the toilet paper fiasco, largest French smurf gathering, people still clubbing, food eating competitions and Alex Jones' tomfoolery.

Rogue French smurfs & magical toothpaste

This week I talk about my trip to Boston, the torture of taking a greyhound, coronavirus fears and how Eastern-Europeans deal with it, the awfulness of open-mickers, the Pope going digital and inviting people for breakfast.

Boston adventures & Slavic immune system

This week I talk about my undeserved confidence, going to Boston, 'Mad Mike''s homemade rocket launch, Indonesian minister asking the rich to marry the poor, Egypt abolishing imprisonment of businessmen and a school leaflet telling teens to "suck toes"

Flat Earth scientists & idiots with responsibilities

This week I talk about someone trying to get me into a pyramid scheme, job training, bee heists and bee attacks, a Mars bar hostage, Colin O'Obrady's Antarctica mishap and pigeons in MAGA hats.

Pyramid schemes & bee crime

This week I talk about being roasted on Reddit, the movie Parasite, learning new languages, Xiaomanyc, Joaquin Phoenix and the broomstick challenge.

Unimpressed foreigners & stupid Internet challenges

This week I talk about getting into arguments at work, going to a Habs game, 'Gucci priest', John Frusciante leaving the Chili Peppers, Eminem's new album and Cambodia's Prime Minister's refusal to evacuate citizens from China.

Baller priests & coworker aggression

This week I talk about enjoying myself more, Die Hard, applying for JFL, Alabama rapper that freezes on a morning show, Vitas and Harvey Weinstein showing up to court with a walker.

Old-timey crushes & sympathy points

This week me and my good friend Jakub discuss such things as comedy, growing up in Eastern-Europe, having a stroke at 21, benefits of drugs, erectile difficulties and making friends and loved ones uncomfortable.

Eastern-Europe & endless disappointment

This week I talk about New Year's resolutions, cutting on drinking, karaoke, buying humidifiers and the Japanese VR sex suit.

Japanese sex suits & pointless resolutions

This week I talk about getting sick, my work's Christmas party, bad gifts, bad humble brags, Trump's impeachment and Santas getting violent.

Bad gifts & Santa violence

This week I talk about theater plays, Trudeau gossiping, Saudi-Arabia's separate entrance ban, Juice Wrld and the rap state, the banana duct-tape fiasco and Joe Biden's weird hairy leg speech.

Hairy legs & wholesome rappers

Another stand-up comedian with his own podcast? Yup. Join me every week where I discuss things that are important to me. I feel like you, specifically, will really enjoy it.

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No One's Impressed

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