Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers wondering how NO ONE could tell Clark Kent was just Superman with glasses or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we get into some of the strange things some people do in their families and Shane of course shares some of his stories about weird stuff his family did, then Kenny makes fun of him for it. Then we discuss Kenny’s feelings on Catholic priests, so check it out! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Having Words; ProveItChannel and Tiny House, Big Podcast! And we spun promos for: ThatFilmStewPodcast and AfterBurn 739 Podcast! Check out their shows as soon as you're done with ours, or Kenny will sick his cat on you. This week's show is dedicated to everyone who has a dog in an apartment. You basically have to treat this dog like you're it's butler and he or she's the most important invalid in the world. I know, I know your dog is precious and all, but hear me out. You have to feed and water the dog like everyone else does their dogs, but you also have to chase after this little shit monster and pick up it's poop. Then you have to escort it on walks around the city like it's caretaker. I am getting ready to be one of these people and I am kinda freaking out, so this one's for you Shitter Picker Upper! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

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NTIO #219 Family Traditions

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers how dope it used to be to get most of the Happy Meals toys as a little kid and how shitty it was to get the Burger King ones or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week Kenny kind nerds out on one of Shane's Favorite bands of all times, TOOL and how there may be more than meets the eyes to one of their albums. Then we discuss Shane selling his house and the possibility of having to make some changes in is life, after he moves into the city of Atlanta. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily @PodernFamily shows: onthesubject @onthesubject1; What's Under The Sun @WhatsUnderTheS2 and BatteryPowered @BPdoubleA. We also spun promos for: #NoOffense Show @HTNOS and Jake & Tom Conquer The World @thedrunkendork! Check them out when you're done checking out our show! This week's episode goes out to anyone who is actually listening to the show and reading the show notes. Seriously, it feels like I could write my manifesto here and legit...no one is reading it. Tap Tap Tap...is this thing on? Get in touch with me on Twitter to let me know if you are!!! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

NTIO #218 The Fibonacci Rant

Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when Janet Jackson was just Michael's little sister and not the chick who's boob popped out at the Superbowl or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older! This week we have another remix show, because last week, when we were scheduled to record, Kenny was under the weather! So this week, we pulled a few of the clips from the past and put em together in a new remix show. We are planning on recording this weekend, so we should have new material next week! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

NTIO #217.1 Now That’s What I Call a Remix

Hello and Welcome back to a show that remembers when we all saw Cindy Crawford pull up in a Lamborghini in 1992, pop open a Pepsi and none of us little boys (and some little girls lives were forever changed because of that commercial. This week we weren’t able to get together to record so I pulled a couple of older clips. The first one is an outtake of Kenny and I sitting and discussing Joe Rogan and how Kenny just wants Joe Rogan money and that’s why he does the podcast. Then we move on to a clip we recorded after episode 174, where we discuss minimum wage and roommates and we discuss people’s reaction to the show. I figured you guys that are still listening would love new shit as opposed to another remix episode. And that is another thing...tell your friends about the show. We love doing this thing for you guys, but we have been really busy. Me with selling my house and Kenny with opening his own business, but we are not planning on stopping any time soon and it would be awesome if you guys would make sure to tell your mom, your mailman, you masseuse and anyone else you can think of about the show. We wanna spread the word and spread more of Kenny’s nonsense. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Pop! Pour! Review Podcast; Cage's Kiss Podcast and notamommapodcast! We also spun promos for: Media Nerds Podcast and Netflix 'N Swill! So check their shows out, after you finish with ours. This week's show goes out to anyone who has had a birthday recently and the day of was JUST OK. Remember birthdays when you were a kid? You'd get presents and maybe a birthday party? The kids in school would spend all day telling you Happy Birthday and it was basically a big ass deal that you were born on that day, whatever day it was. Then around 33 or so, birthdays just became another day. One more day in your life that just was what it was. Sometimes there's cake and sometimes there's presents, but it's just another day. So this podcast goes out to you Birthday Boy or Girl! We didn't get you a gift, except for the gift of laughter! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

NTIO #217 We Go Old School

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers how shitty it must have been to be one of the Brady kids, when Mike and Carroll got married...I mean 3 new sisters or brothers or as we like to call it Now That I’m Older. This week we talk about a lot of stuff but our main topic is how godawful Aqua Man was. Yes, we know we are late on our review and for that matter we don’t even really ever review movies, but on this day, Kenny was fired up about how bad Aqua Man was and we just dove in. We also talk a little about Endgame with some spoilers and we discuss a controversial topic and Kenny tells us his crazy stance on the subject! This week we shouted out: Mixed Drinks and Mysteries Podcast: Epitaph and A grave for crows podcast ‏and we spun promos for: Gareth’s Random Ramblings and My Worst Date! Check them out, after you finish with this week's NTIO! If you turn our show off and click one of these links, we'll know! This week's show goes out to everyone who watched the end of GoT and thought, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? I mean we spent 7 seasons to build up to THAT? If you gave 7 years of your life to get this disappointed in the end, this week's show is for you! Have a great week, guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

NTIO #216 Atlantis Blues

Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when there were no dedicated channels for Saturday morning cartoons and you had to be up at the asscrack of dawn or you were gonna miss them or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week, Shane’s dad hears about the podcast and decides to rewrite history about how poor we were. Then we discuss a bunch of other stuff, like being poor overall, Kenny’s weight loss journey, Shane’ big head and how Kenny got scared off by a sexually aggressive woman. This week we shouted out: Snakebite Horrorcast; comPOSERS Podcast and Top 5 For Fighting Podcast and spun promos for: The IMDB Journey Podcast and More Gooder Than Podcast. Check them out after you're done with Now That I'm Older! If you turn off the show, we'll know. This week's show goes out to all the people who are grabbing their remote to tell Netflix, that yes...you are in fact still there. And yes, you are still watching. Who is Netflix to question your life choices? Just because you're six episodes into the third season of The Office for the third time is not a reason for Netflix to question you! Here's to you BingeWatcher and here's hoping you have a great week! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

NTIO #215 Medieval Torture Hat

Hello and welcome back to a show that remembers when Inspector Gadget got consistently bailed out of trouble by a dog named Brain or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we tell a harrowing tale of loss and hurt that could affect us all. Actually we tell a stupid story about Shane falling off of a scooter, where he got a concussion, so check it out! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: The Swimcast; Bible Questions Podcast and Capes Off Podcast and we spun promo for: Epic Film Guys and Jock & Nerd Podcast. Check them out AFTER you finish with NTIO! This week's show goes out to anyone who just needs a laugh. We know life is hard to bear sometimes and every now and then, all you want to do is take a break from it all and just sit back and have a good chuckle...hopefully this week we could be that laugh for you! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

NTIO #214 It’s a Bird…no, it’s a Scooter!

Hey guys, welcome back to a show that remembers when Donald Trump was just that jackass on Lifestyles of the Rich and famous or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older. This week we discuss a lot of things, including incels and how pathetic that whole section of the population is. Then we discuss Shane teaching his dad how to use an iPhone and Kenny deals with a sexually aggressive girl and finds out the hard way how Snapchat works. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Classactpodcast; My Perfect Failure and spystoriespod and spun promos for: 365Flicks Podcast and Ghosts of the Stratosphere. Check their show out, as soon as ours is done! This week's shows goes out to anyone who is having a hard time in life right now. If you feel like the walls are closing in and you have no idea what is going to happen next...listen to our show and we know that we can't fix everything but we may be able to make you laugh for a minute or two. Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

NTIO #213 Old Dog, New Tricks

Hey guys welcome back to a show that remembers when there was no mercy in the Cora Kai dojo or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we start out with a topic inspired by CoupleThingsPodcast that Kenny quickly hijacks as only Kenny can. Pretty much the entire show, we get to find out new and interesting ways that Kenny would kill a mythical guy that is following him. I would love to explain it better than that, but you’re going to have to listen to the show. We also talk about dental hygiene and how strange it feels when you have your mouth numbed, at the dentist, so it's not all dark! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily podcasts: The Prestige Podcast; Coruscant Radio Underground and CritterCastPodcast. We also spun promos for: Grave Girls Podcast and Jake & Tom Conquer The World! Check their shows out...after you finish NTIO this week! This week's show goes out to all of you guys who are still here four years later. Things have gotten a little hectic and we haven't been able to adhere to a great schedule recently and we have fallen way behind on taking care of our patrons. Thanks guys. We're both a little stressed and doing our best, so we appreciate your patience! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

NTIO #212 Happy Killhog Day!

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when the Muppets had their own variety show, complete with A-List celebrities and it was hosted by freaking puppets and it was STILL more entertaining than any episode of Big Bang Theory or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. And I would love to say that this week we break into some awesome story or some news article that blows your mind, but no. Due to tragically unseen terms, Shane was not able to podcast this past weekend. This directly stemmed from him riding a scooter! But Kenny made Shane promise to hold off on telling this story, until they were together to record. So this week, we bring back some of our favorite clips from the past couple of years and we promise to have new material soon (hopefully next week) and the story of Shane's Scooter Extravaganza! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

NTIO #211.1 NTIO gets Rewound

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when MC Hammer was 2 Legit to Quit or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older! This week we talk Science Facts and Kenny designates himself a science ninja. Then in true NTIO form, we pivot to discussing Incels and how weird that whole swath of the population is, Kenny dipping his nuts in hot sauce and when we get to peak behind the curtain into Kenny’s dating habits and what all i involved with that! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: The Kick Ass Thunder Dudes; WouldYouBlatherPodcast and ConversationX. And we spun promos for: AfterBurn 739 Podcast and The IMDB Journey Podcast! Check out all of their shows, AFTER you finish listening to ours! And yes, I am talking to you Amanda...don't touch that dial! This week's show goes out to everyone who has had to travel for work and all the nonsense that goes along with that, from having to get a rental car, to having to remember your business cards to making sure you got on the right plane and all that jazz. We know how stressful this time may be in your life but we are here to give you a little laugh! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

NTIO 211 Science Ninja

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers a dark time before there were remotes and you as the oldest child got designated as your dad’s remote or as we like to call it Now That I'm Older! This week we start out updating you guys on why we had the little bit of a hiatus we had. We discuss things like Shane moving and doing home repairs. We talk about Kenny opening his own business and before you know it, we transition into talking about Saddam Hussein and how much respect Kenny has for the dictators of the world, with him telling everyone that he would not be opposed to taking a job with Putin if it were ever offered! This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Light The Fright Podcast; The Struggling Actor's Podcast and NFL Picks Are In Podcast and we spun promos for: InSession Film and DecompositionPodcast! Check out their shows, when you're done with Now That I'm Older! This week's show goes out to anyone who is opening their own business. All the long nights of filling orders and the struggle of finding customers and making a name for yourself. It is not fun in the beginning, so if you need a little pick me up Mr. Everyday I'm Hustling Guy, then NTIO is the show for you! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

NTIO 210 Putin & His Lil Buddy

Hi guys and welcome back to a show that remembers when our favorite shows would go on re-runs for a few weeks and it sucked out loud...or as we like to call it, Now That I’m Older! This week we are back with all new material and the first thing we talk about is a slapping contest in Russia, where one guy looks like he may have received a traumatic brain injury from being slapped. Then we discuss Kenny trying to get a homeless person to stand in for him, during the slapping contest. Later on we discuss an event at a brewery, from back in the days when Shane was in bands and how Kenny used homeless labor then, as well. This week we shouted out these #PodernFamily shows: Not Playing Stupid Podcast; Payne in the Pod and Sodium Exposure Podcast and we spun promos for: Ghosts of the Stratosphere and SoiledRestCinema. This week's show goes out to anyone who has ever went through the agony of selling your house. It seems like this is a fresh hell that I never want to experience again and if you are going through it now, then bless you. I hope this show can give you a little solace from the constant nonsense of selling and packing and staging and all the bullshit that you have to go through to get your house in shape to sell. So here's to you, pulling your hair out guy! Have a great week! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

NTIO #209 Slap Jazz

Hello and wt welcome to a show that remembers when the crappiest thing about your favorite TV shows in the 80's was re-runs! You'd sit and wait through countless episodes of Knight Rider, A-Team or C.H.i.Ps that you'd already seen, just waiting for the new season and hating it but still loving your favorite show, so you waited! Which is exactly what we're asking you guys to do! Shane is still selling and buying a house so we haven't been able to record for a while! But this weekend the guys are gonna be sitting down to record brand new episodes for you guys! So check out some of our favorite clips o the show and we'll be back next week with a brand new episode. So stick around and check out some of our favorite clips and we'll see you guy next week! Have a great week! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

NTIO #208.3 Not Another Re-Run Show!?

Hello and welcome to a show that remembers when they tried to replace Optimus Prime with Rodimus Prime and we collectively, as kid, called Bullshit, or as we like to call it, Now That I'm Older. This week we have another lookback show, because Shane is still selling his house. So this means you guys get another look back at some of our favorite clips. The first one is a look back at a clip with Nick from Epic Film Guy where we talk Power Rangers and of course about how Shane hates Power Rangers. Then we move into a clip with the guys discussing toys from their childhood that could have made them rich! This week's show goes out to anyone that is moving. No further explanation needed. If you are trying to get your house ready to go on the market and you are doing a predominance of the work yourself, you're gonna need something to make you smile, while you're working, and NTIO could be it. So here's to you, Do It Yourself Guy! Have a great week guys! BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THAT I'M OLDER HERE: FACEBOOK ITUNES GOOGLE PLAY STITCHER TWITTER INSTAGRAM SIGN UP TO BE A PATRON TODAY

NTIO 280.2 Turning Back Time

Getting old sucks but can be awesome at the same time!

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Now That I'm Older

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