Quinn sheds light on a teenager’s name-change, a mid-life gender crisis and the heavy burden of naming one’s own island. Also, rollerblades.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4846197)

Quinn Cummings Gives Bad Advice

Ice-Cream For Breakfast

Quinn considers social un-distancing, free range dental floss, whitewashed history and ghosting and old friend  Also, a racist kiss-off. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4846197)

Our Psychic Guest List

Quinn looks under the hood of an acute mojo breakdown, a gratitude fail, a rotten fiancée conundrum and nostalgia-free photos.  Also, a suicidal cat.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4846197)

The Colossus of Choads

Quinn explores rental anxiety, an expensive gift and a perforated boyfriend  Also, free stuff.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4846197)

Not Everyone's Cup of Gin

Quinn tackles COVID holiday stuff, MAGA holiday stuff and awkward good-byes.  Also, chihuahuas.  (And, once again, merch.) Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4846197)

Gingerbread Drag Queens

Quinn dissects loud in-laws, intrusive thoughts, and fraught feline play dates. Also, Andy Warhol. (And merch!) Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4846197)

Sexuality Is Bespoke

Quinn weighs in on a passive-aggressive workplace, a private school shakedown, Zoom flirting for teens and New Dog v. Old Spouse. Also, MERCH!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4846197)

The Mariana Trench of Gall

Quinn takes a shot at DIY wedding vows, a guilt-tripping mother, a niece in need and cat stuff. Also, vodka. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4846197)

Homeschool Bumfights

Quinn mediates a cat/boyfriend power struggle, a bad dad, and good art from bad people.  Also, bathroom iguana.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4846197)

Zuckerberg Battery Hen

Quinn scrutinizes COVIdiots, open marriage, artistic burnout and cutting non-custodial apron strings. Also, testicles. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4846197)

This Is How People End Up Dating Drummers

Back from her break, Quinn considers a dangerous boss; COVID wedding protocols; empty nest anxiety; and pooping cats.  Also, lettuce. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4846197)

Emotional Bloodbag

Quinn summons bad advice about quarantine boredom, cocktail shaming, a boss/friend betrayal and retirement spouse-dread. Also, meat loaf.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4846197)

A Hill of F-Bombs

Quinn reckons with COVID dating, an abuser’s guilt trip, quarantine hygiene and in-law porn drama. Also, gun.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4846197)

Save The Money, Roast The Garlic

Straight from her closet, Quinn communicates with worried first-responder families, high-interval training for cats, texts from exes and MAGA parents. Also, Naomi Campbell. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4846197)

Blenders With Seatbelts

In a timely COVID update, Quinn considers domestic employment obligations, dog reflux and socially un-distancing neighbors. Also, locusts.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4846197)

Viral Key Party

Quinn Cummings knows nothing. This has never stopped her from giving advice. Each week, Quinn boldly tries to solve problems that really should be handled by far more qualified people.

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Quinn Cummings Gives Bad Advice

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