So much happened in Riverdale season 5 episode 10, "Chapter Eighty-Six: The Pincushion Man." Did they skip an episode? How did we get here? Prison breaks, palladium, hallucinogens, divorces, forest fires, the slow burn relationship of Nana Rose and Reggie finally coming to the forefront, incest weddings - well, not incest, but...closer to incest than the average wedding, maybe... Follow us on Twitter and TikTok @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdont@gmail.com!

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#42 Cheryl's New Grandfather (Riverdale 5x10)

This week, we talk about Riverdale season 5 episode 9 "Chapter Eighty-Five: Destroyer." We play a quick game of Would You Rather before diving into our recap. A lot of this one is just us talking about the character Lerman Logan. And how much money does Veronica have to justify her spending habits? There&apos;s also some more epic highs and lows of high school football than usual. Follow us on Twitter and TikTok @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdont@gmail.com!

#41 How the Grinch Stole Riverdale (Riverdale 5x09)

In this podcast, we talk about Riverdale season 5 episode 8 "Chapter Eighty-Four: Lock and Key." We plan a BETTER Key Party, question why Nana Rose wasn&apos;t invited, wonder about the mechanics of kicking a door open in Riverdale (and call out the sound editors for the first time), and bring up a lot of dropped plot points. 

#40 The Grumpies (Riverdale 5x08)

We are BACK and we&apos;re talking about season 5 episode 7 of Riverdale, "Chapter Eighty-Three: Fire in the Sky." The gang splits up again to fight fires, coach cheerleaders, drain the swamp, create their own currency (?), and get abducted by aliens (??). Sometimes this really is the funniest show on television. Follow us on Twitter and Tiktok @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdont@gmail.com!

#39 A REAL Firefighter (Riverdale 5x07)

The gang goes Back 82 School in season 5 episode 6 of Riverdale, "Chapter Eighty-Two: Back to School," which means, yes, the epic highs and lows of high school football have returned (or have they?) We discuss this episode&apos;s cartoon villainy, introduction of a fun new storyline, and, unfortunately, karaoke night. Is anyone else hungry for some Doritos? Follow us on Twitter and TikTok @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdont@gmail.com!

#38 The Jingle & Jangle Vaccine (Riverdale 5x06)

In this podcast, we&apos;re talking about season 5 episode 5 of Riverdale, "Chapter Eighty-One: The Hommecomming." We celebrate the return of the twins (as actual children! not infants!), discuss the gang&apos;s new career choices, question the bureaucratic processes of Riverdale, and express our enthusiasmm for our new favorite character and the spelling of his namme. Have you seen the pattern yet? We think it&apos;s funny. Follow us on Twitter and Tiktok @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdont@gmail.com!

#37 Samm With Two Ms (Riverdale 5x05)

It&apos;s 7 years into the future in Riverdale (or...is it?) and we&apos;re here to talk about it. We discuss what has happened in the years since graduation, character by character, and talk about potential plot inconsistencies. Well, we think there&apos;s inconsistencies--we honestly have trouble remembering what actually happened in this show. But it&apos;s okay, so does the show itself. Follow us on Twitter and TikTok @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdont@gmail.com!

#36 The Scented Trash Bag Killer (STBK) (Riverdale 5x04)

The high school characters played by 20-something actors finally graduate. In this podcast, we discuss season 5 episode 3 of Riverdale, "Chapter Seventy-Nine: Graduation." We talk about some sweet moments, get confused about several plot points, dissect what we know about the time jump, and, most importantly, discuss how our wildest prediction from our very first podcast actually came true. Riverdale writers, if you&apos;re listening, we&apos;d be happy to discuss receiving any financial compensation for providing you with storylines... Follow us on Twitter and TikTok @riverdontpod! And email your thoughts to riverdont@gmail.com

#35 Archie Will Defeat ISIS (Riverdale 5x03)

Two girls with the same name watch Riverdale so you don't have to. Join us every week for discussions about the show that somehow keeps getting crazier. It's going to be quite a ride.

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