Well, that's it. Three years of cravings, sixty-nine episodes, and one amazing finale weekend. This is the last episode of Salt Cravings, recorded live on July 3rd, as part of a charity stream where everyone raised $1744.38 for the Black Trans Femmes in the Arts Collective. The podcast has been a joy to make, so we were committed to finishing it off right, with some joyous cravings. We wanted to talk about gremlin women, systems for group game streaming, the Salt Cravings TTRPG (watch for its release soon) and special abilities for all. We get a quick visit from the fifth dimension, then solve a plethora of cravings from the people. It may be over, but when you need us, you can always call for……The Salt Squad!Person on Tiktok who does Simlish coversFind the Black Trans Femmes in the Arts Collective here!Donate to Black trans people here or find out more about how to support Palestine here.Intro and Outro Music by Clark PowellSubmit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.comEmail: contact@saltcravings.comSocial Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

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Ep. 69 - The Salt Squad

Well folks, here we are. The penultimate episode of Salt Cravings, the final one before our livestream. Now don't cry because it's over or smile because it happened, because it's not over! We've still got cravings! Today we deliver you a whole sack of them, including: the ability to read consistently, relics of the old Internet, redistribution of excess housing, and an examination of the podcast. Find it all, and more on the………Salt Cravings AOL!Take a look at this post to find out more about our upcoming livestream from July 1st-4th!Donate to Black trans people here or find out more about how to support Palestine here.Intro and Outro Music by Clark PowellSubmit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.comEmail: contact@saltcravings.comSocial Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

Ep. 68 - Salt Cravings AOL

Her Royal Highness, the Immortal Empress, has a decree for all of you: you must listen to this episode. It is a masterpiece, full of contradiction and complication, a piece of art worthy of the highest crown in the land. Indeed, it is full of upbeat songs with depressing lyrics, safe discomfort, hard games which encourage you, and cooking as a group. And of course, who can forget about that dear, slightly esoteric round of Burn That Craving, that will leave you asking "how can you even burn that?" All this and more, delivered at perfect pace. After all, where else can you get so many.......Sobs Per Minute!Mad World by Tears For FearsUpbeat Upset!!! - Send your suggestions in!Brothers In Arms, in alpha now!Donate to Black trans people here or find out more about how to support Palestine here.Intro and Outro Music by Clark PowellSubmit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.comEmail: contact@saltcravings.comSocial Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

Episode 67 - Sobs Per Minute

Head's up! Our intro and outro this week is a bit about resistance cells in YA novel dystopias, it has no relation to anything happening with regards to Palestinian resistance right now, but wanted to provide the warning anyway. It was recorded before we knew about the current explusions in the Sheikh Jarrah neighbourhood, we stand with the Palestinians against the Israeli occupation and colonial violence.This podcast is coming to you through our secret frequencies, as we deliver the cravings that The Evil Hierarchy doesn't want you to know...today's forbidden cravings are encrypted, de-encrypted, re-encrypted, and de-re-encrypted for your safety. They are: a better purpose for work, a better washer and dryer, a better attention span, and some (subjectively) better underwear. Plus, another round of Burn That Craving gives us something old, something new, and something supremely cursed. Now, tell me, what do you know about the mysterious......He/They Lesbian Jesus!Donate to Black trans people here or find out more about how to support Palestine here.Intro and Outro Music by Clark PowellSubmit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.comEmail: contact@saltcravings.comSocial Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

Ep. 66 - He/They Lesbian Jesus

Spoilers for She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, Heaven Will Be Mine, Young Avengers (2013) and The Legend of Korra from 28:00-37:27You know, Salt Cravings is in its old age now, which is perhaps why this episode is a bit...messy. In fact, in this episode, we can only tell you three of the four cravings, because the other one is a spoiler for four goddamn series. But I promise: the stumbling, the biffing, the...eclectic nature, it all just adds to the fun! You get to hear Clair and Brianna talk about synthetic instruments, downloading more RAM, [SPOILERS], and solarpunk. Plus, you get to vote on who won in this week's BURN! THAT! CRAVING! Come sit down with us and our new favourite album..........Switched-On C0TT4G3C0R3!Ringtone (Remix) by 100 gecs, feat. Charli XCX, Rico Nasty, Kero Kero BonitoDonate to Black trans people here or support sex workers through organizations like these.Intro and Outro Music by Clark PowellSubmit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.comEmail: contact@saltcravings.comSocial Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

Ep. 65 - Switched-On C0TT4G3C0R3

Hey! Now that we have decided dates for the Salt Cravings livestream (July 1-4), we're wanting to know who might be interested! We'll need streamers, tech people, moderators, all sorts! If you're interested in participating, fill out the following form: https://forms.gle/z6thLsxRpbQpiGMD6We're so excited to unveil the Salt Cravings 64, everyone's favourite new video game console. On the Salt Cravings 64, you can play all sorts of new cravings: now with 3D gameplay! Some of our launch titles include: Cool Dice, Abolishing Daylight Savings, Revolution and Butch/Femme Representation. If those don't sound like games to you, then you're clearly not ready for what we've got in store next. That's right, first it's video games, then we're changing the world with........Lesbian Professor X!Donate to Black trans people here or support sex workers through organizations like these.Intro and Outro Music by Clark PowellSubmit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.comEmail: contact@saltcravings.comSocial Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

Ep. 64 - Lesbian Professor X

Salt Cravings is in the house tonight! We've got everything you need to throw an epic rager in this year of ours, 2011! We've got a heist movie, a good pregame, some cool-looking letters and a conversation happening just within earshot! You know we know how to get swagalicious here! Oh man, the movie's about to start, let's sit down and watch.......The Sydney Opera Heist!Donate to Black trans people here or support marginalized people across Canada here.Intro and Outro Music by Clark PowellSubmit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.comEmail: contact@saltcravings.comSocial Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

Ep. 63 - The Sydney Opera Heist

Forsooth! Quiver in your boots, cravings, for the Knights of the Cravings Table have come to slay you for the people! Whether the people need it or not! Today we shall smite...an actual leftist party, the truth about history, direct mutual aid, and sewing knowledge. And we shall do it all in the name of.....the Musical Party of Canada!Also! Tentative dates for the End of Salt Cravings stream announced as July 1-4th! More details coming soon on how to get involved!Donate to black trans people here or support marginalized people across Canada here.Intro and Outro Music by Clark PowellSubmit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.comEmail: contact@saltcravings.comSocial Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

Episode 62 - The Musical Party of Canada

Content Warning: Talk about cannibalism from 26:20-33:00Vague Hades spoilers from 4:20-14:00Star Wars talk from 15:00-25:30The vibes have been flipped and tossed and turned around in this episode of Salt Cravings! Clair brings us a Star Wars craving as she begs for the death of Anakin Skywalker, then ponders how we could get mechs in real life, without consequences. Meanwhile, Brianna gushes about Hades, and starts up the discourse engine by talking about non-binary lesbians who don't include trans women! And our fan craving, well...just look at the content warning. Get ready to vibe as we talk about......The Fault In Our Star Wars!Support black trans people here or find out how to support Indigenous folks across "Canada" hereIntro and Outro Music by Clark PowellSubmit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.comEmail: contact@saltcravings.comSocial Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

Ep. 61 - The Fault In Our Star Wars

The end of 2020 is here! Let us feast on its energy together! Clair is excited to ring in the new year with screaming, while Brianna wants to exist in the liminal space between Christmas and New Year's forever (and also never). Once we get into the new year, Clair wants a new way to schedule events, while Brianna just wants some things to change. We also announce the end of Salt Cravings - no, for real, episode 69 is going to be the last episode, so get those cravings in! But don't cry, here, let me show you the......Combination Skate Park and Postal Office!This holiday season, consider supporting black trans people here or find out how to support Indigenous folks across "Canada" hereIntro and Outro Music by Clark PowellSubmit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.comEmail: contact@saltcravings.comSocial Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

Ep. 60 - Combination Skate Park and Postal Office

The season is here,And with it in jest,Comes something quite queer,And a bit under duress. Salt Cravings is back!And they crave with a fire,That'll warm Santa's sack,And spark up a choir! Why there's gatherings of friends,And a visit back home,Gay films with joyful ends,And a gift wrapping tome. Be safe this holiday,And this whole season too,Be merry and gay,And whatever you do,Absolutely do not ask the Queen for immortality. I cannot stress this enough, it comes at too terrible a cost, it simply isn't worth it. Santa is one thing, but her? No, I would not wish this fate on anyone - oh god, she's coming, I-This holiday season, consider supporting black trans people here or find out how to support Indigenous folks across "Canada" hereIntro and Outro Music by Clark PowellSubmit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.comEmail: contact@saltcravings.comSocial Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

Ep. 59 - Epona is an Anagram for Rudolph

Good evening folks! We are so excited for today's race, but first, a word from our sponsors! Do you wish you could keep those nostalgia goggles on when watching media you loved as a child? Do you desperately want to be in a time loop? Do you want a cohesive and consistent group of friends? Or do you just miss trying on clothes? Well, then Salt Cravings is just the thing for you! Turn up your radio, and......Just Grab The Hog Already!Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravingsAlternatively, support black trans people here or find out how to support Indigenous folks across "Canada" hereIntro and Outro Music by Clark PowellSubmit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.comEmail: contact@saltcravings.comSocial Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

Ep. 58 - Just Grab The Hog Already

Monument by RosettaWelcome, welcome! To the Salt Cravings masquerade. Yes, if you'll just take off your coat, that'll be great, you can get dancing! Ah, as you remove all your weapons, let me tell you about the cravings we have planned for the evening. Brianna - yes, that Brianna - Brianna will be asking for suggestions for good design software and video games to play with her girlfriend. And Clair - indeed, it is really her - she's asking for ways to go to a metal concert and for leaders to be allowed to make mistakes. Fantastic, and - oh, I nearly forgot. At the end of the evening we will have the premiere of the new, most exciting video game........Skyrim Valley!Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravingsAlternatively, support black trans people here or find out how to support Indigenous folks across "Canada" hereIntro and Outro Music by Clark PowellSubmit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.comEmail: contact@saltcravings.comSocial Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

Ep. 57 - Skyrim Valley

Apple Tater ClipIn The Next Life by Kim PetrasHall of Weenies Spotify playlistDiscord by the Living TombstoneTumblr's Failed Convention: The Story of Dashcon by Sarah ZDiscord Halloween Ringtonewelcome.....TO THE SPOOKIEST OF SALT CRAVINGS...Yes, it is time indeed for our Halloween special, an episode so frightening, so disturbing, that it had to be delayed until after Halloween by SEVERAL DAYS. On this episode, our resident vampire Brianna is craving Halloween pop music and the ability to show off some costumes, while everyone's favourite werewolf Clair is craving befriending a ghost and howling at the moon. Together, they will take you on a fantastical, most spooky journey to become the half-ghost you were meant to be and...Redistribute the Ghost Wealth!Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/saltcravingsAlternatively, support black trans people here or find out how to support Indigenous folks across "Canada" hereIntro and Outro Music by Clark PowellSubmit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.comEmail: contact@saltcravings.comSocial Media: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube

Ep. 56 - Redistribute the Ghost Wealth

Salt Cravings is a podcast about the phenomenon of cravings - those things your body knows you need, no matter how bizarre. As two women with a lot of cravings, Clair and Brianna explore just what things they end up really wanting, and let things get out of hand. Come for the salt, stay for the cravings!

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