What do you do when the cynical reporter you're dating publishes the pictures he took of you in the paper of record? Then, Colin didn't want to talk about "Bond Ships" like Ryan suggested, so instead we're talking "Ewww Booo Ships!" Is that a critique of the Bond topic or just an excuse to talk about gross ghosts? Casper! Ghostbusters! Loki! Beetlejuice! Neon Gods! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Ewww Booo Ships and B-B-B-Benny and the Dress(es)

Some of these hypothetical scenarios involve coming out of a coma and having amnesia... and your dad being a dead villain... and your best friend being Spider-Man. Truly, what do you do? Then, it's the official start of the spooky season, which means it's time for Cursed Ships. No one does 'cursed' like the SDS crew. Pinewood Island! What We Do In the Shadows (x2)! Beauty and The Beast! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Cursed Ships and Omelette Infidelity

What do you do when you and your SO are both boinking leader of your quasi-cult / wellness MLM? Do you let the good times roll or do you GTFO? And then, look, no one likes to pile on, but that dude d e f i n i t e l y looks too old to play Evan Hansen now, so we're doing Miscast ships! Sometimes it's dudes in casts, sometimes it's about fishing, and sometimes it's literal. Parks and Recreation! Batman Forever! Sense and Sensibility! Alone! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Miscast Ships and Masha Mixup

What do you do when your family has been keeping two secrets from you - one mystical and supernatural, and the other like, kinda mundane BUT STILL VERY HURTFUL? Then, Deathloop has finally arrived on PS5, so the Shippers are talking Assassin Ships! The Matrix! Terminator! Sunday in the Park with George! Sorry to Bother You! Grosse Pointe Blank! Breaking Bad! No Country For Old Men! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Assassin Ships and Mystic Secrets

What do you do when you are outed as a cheater? Uh huh, uh huh, and what if you're outed as a cheater during the wake of the person you cheated with's spouse? You get those tasty little hand sammiches, and you get the S out. Then, there's a Jungle Cruise movie, which means the Shippers return to a long-forgotten topic: Cruise Ships! Overboard! Jaws! Futurama! Ghost Ship! Peter Pan! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Cruise Ships Part Twos and It Wasn't An Affair For Youse

Everyone likes a sexy surprise, right? Even when that surprise ma-a-a-ay electrocute you? Then, there's some kind of GI Joe movie out, so we're doing Snake Ships. We got all the snakes - Pliskin, Solid, Jafar the... all of 'em! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Snake Ships and Something Called Shazam Surprise

Okay, totally normal: your SO is an alien sent to kill everyone. Are you chill about it? Or are you gonna join team ET? Then, it's time for the return of Space Jam, which means your shippers have some Space Jam Ships to share. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ship Jam and The Alien Agenda

What do you do when Colin is your friend (or your SO) and you really really like him, but, like, my God, it's impossible to get anywhere in Taboo. Have you ever tried? It's the slow burn's slow burn. What are we talking about? Doesn't matter. Then, Black Widow is out after being delayed like 900 times. So the topic is Ships That We Were Denied For A Very Long Time, But Are Finally Getting. Or something like that. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Maybe This Is the Long Delayed Ships We're Finally Getting and It Is My Favorite and You Need to Like It

Who's allowed to be mad when you and your SO both mutually blow each other off at the club? Ah, what the hell, let's all be mad. Then, the Tomorrow War is out, so it's time to... travel to the future to fight aliens? Or, maybe we're just ships some Tomorrow Ships! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Tomorrow Ships and Dance With Me Please

What do you do when your girlfriend disappears but then there's like a new girl who's basically making herself out to be your old girlfriend? You just date that new girl, right? Or shit, is she going to steal your identity too? Then, Mario Golf: Super Rush is out today, which means the shippers are talking Golf Ships. Caddyshack! Two different ships from the Simpsons?!!??! Whaaaaa? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Golf Ships and Surprise! She's Alive!

What do you do when your date starts coughing moths? And the moths are killing each other? And maybe there's a witch involved? Then, Luca is out on Disney +, so that means it's time for Sea Monster Ships! They're wet, they're slimy, and they got big ol' mouths! Godzilla! The Meg! Pirates of the Caribbean! Harry Potter! The Little Mermaid! Sleeping Beauty! The Shape of Water! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sea Monster Ships and Moughing

What do you do when you go out on a date and the dude drinks four cokes. FOUR. Like, what's his deal? Hold on, am I the asshole? Then, Marvel's got a new series all about Loki, so that means it's time for Trickster Shipsters! The Bird Cage! Catch Me If You Can! I Heart Huckabees! Better Call Saul! Hunger Games! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Trickster Ships and 4loko Coko

If we're never going to see DC and Marvel crossover in the comics, the least we can do is cross them over in our ships! It's a celebration of randomly-generated ships from publishers that never play nice. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Marvel/DC Shipathon!

Look, even if your SO is a total screw-up, if he's got a movie pitch as solid as "Godfather meets the Mob" you really just gotta bankroll that badboy. Then, Cruella is about a woman who will try to murder puppies someday, with a fun (?) punk / girlboss / high fashion twist. Which means it's time to talk Punk Ships. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Scott Pilgrim vs. The World! Fuck-Off Squad! Steven Universe! Degrassi! Toy Story! Cinderella III: A Twist In Time! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Punk Ships and The Godfather Meets the Mob

Sometimes you start nasty-flirting with a brand. WHAT. COMES. NEXT. Then Army of the Dead is out so we're talking Zombie Ships! Again? Again. Mass Effect! Resident Evil! Dogma! My Boyfriend's Back! mc chris! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Zombie Ships II and Hot Brands

Prepare to explore the deepest, sexiest regions of fandom with the pop culture obsessives of SAME DAY SHIPPING! Kelly Nugent, Patrick Ehlers, Colin J. Morris, and Ryan Mogge get alarmingly personal whether debating intergalactic trysts or calling out problematic Disney Princess relationships. Movies, TV shows, comic books, video games – nothing’s off limits…not even real life!

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