I think this episode is pretty self-explanatory. I gots the vid. Stay safe y'all

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Episode 187: I have Covid |The Covid Chronicles Part 1

 In this episode, we have a grand time discussing the plight of the man.. Masturbation, taking things too personal, insecurities, me working as an old Italian man at my Bistro and so much more. Enjoy!

Episode 186: Featuring Comedian Anthony Martin

In this episode, we talk about how we still aren't learning from our mistakes and being tired. The journey so far! What is the most cringe situation you have been in? How would I fare in a zombie apocalypse? Where would I time travel to?

Episode 185: The Tired Zombie

In this special Friday episode, we get into some nitty-gritty details of my gaming addiction. We talk about the game of thrones and why I can't support their new show. We talk about Dave Chappelle's new special and why people are ridiculous

Episode 184: It's Friday!

In this episode we break down the spooky season and why it is the best holiday. We should completely get rid of Christmas and just celebrate Halloween again in December. Who likes passive-aggressive family dinners anyway? The Bill Clinton impeachment show is wild and shows the importance of dry cleaning. Imagine if Marvel's what if the world was done with politics? Imagine a what-if world if I hadn't been born?!

Episode 183: It's Spooky Season!

 I'm a blue cheese oil tycoon now. Is there anything better than blue cheese? I am part of Texas cult club and now looking for other oil tycoon friends. But for real in this episode, we talk about the difference between my life in Ventura California compared to now doing business and comedy in Austin Texas. Meeting the older generation that doesn't let politics divide them. I'm done with politics division! Amen brother.

Episode 182: Bleu Cheese Oil Tycoon

In this episode we break down UFC 266 and what this means for Nick Diaz. We breakdown my own fight night abilities and what animals I think I could beat up. We answer some fun questions like What would I do if I could be anything without a chance of failure. And what are red flags that I keep an eye out for in life? Enjoy

Episode 181: The Space Traveler

 Welcome to the 180th episode! A milestone.. I guess.. I am having an identity crisis. I keep getting misgendered as a douchebag. We talk about the lulls in life and how getting older is awesome as long as you keep making progress. We have been overworking and its time we grow up. Men in New Zealand get caught smuggling KFC into Auckland. What do we do with the Haitians? How would I know? Enjoy

Episode 180: Puerto Rican Cowboy "Si-Haw"

We dive into the ridiculousness of the Emmys and the magical night of virtue signaling. Has virtue-signaling ruined television and film? Have extreme progressives ruined the word progress. We should pay teachers a lot more than what they make. Can teachers actually make an impact on your life? What my nursing teacher told me about me being a nurse.  We talk about the Shane Gillis cancellation connection to the Chang Chi Simu Liu cancellation attempt. Enjoy

Episode 179: Let's cancel the Emmys

 Ladies and gentlemen welcome to today's episode! We break down the fact we are living in the apocalypse and the end of times and enjoy the ride! With the vaccine mandates.. Will I start my Onlyfans account? RIP to the legend, Norm Macdonald. The Met Gala is the weirdest event on planet earth. Newsom wins recall election proving California has Stockholm syndrome. Enjoy!

Episode 178: I Don't Get Gala

 Ladies & gentlemen your boy is a river rat! I got down on the Comal River in New Braunfels and got in a fistfight with a wasp. Another one is hiding in my truck. We break down the vaccine mandate and people caring which parent spoon-feeds them the same food. Gavin Newsom is winning recall? Do Californians have Stockholm syndrome?.. Enjoy!

Episode 177: Wasp River Wars

If you build it they will come! Giggity. I plan on being a ghost and have decided I will haunt my first home. I introduce you to thrifty Thursdays and why the 99 cents store is your friend. I breakdown my second encounter with the same Austin homeless person and what it is like navigating the walking dead. San Francisco is going to pay people to not shoot people. Sign me up! How messed up is fentanyl? We dabble into the opiate problem in America.

Episode 176: I plan on being a ghost

In this episode, we discuss my new music video and being banished to the shadow realm for it. I fought a stingray when I was a kid and a Jellyfish as an adult. Am I undefeated with fighting sea creatures? Find out while we get litty as a titty on Tuesdays.

Episode 175: Banished to the shadow realm

 Ladies & gentlemen welcome! In this episode, I take you through the adventure of living in Texas with all of its native wildlife. I tell you the ghostly story of a mountain lion that lives near me that I plan on fighting on PPV. We talk about the fight between Tyron Woodley & Jake Paul and what that means for content creators and the current state of entertainment. Enjoy.

Episode 174: I'll fight a mountain lion on PPV

In this episode, Evan Lopez steps away to allow Covid-19 to slide into the driver's seat this episode and answer some questions that people have had for Covid-19. Such as is Covid a government operative? Is it more than the sniffles? What does that mouth do? And more! Also here to promote its music video being released on YouTube this week!

Episode 173: Guest Host: Covid-19

Comedian, Cinematographer, Music Artist, Self proclaimed chef and all around ok human being Evan Lopez talks about life and occasionally will have guests.

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