Shenanigans On Sheridan

Episode 54: The Last Dance (Kayla and Andrew)

On this episode of “Shenanigans On Sheridan” Chris and Phill begin to deal with Chris’ impending doom. Chris is turning his back on the Shenanigans Nation and I just want you all to resent him for it. I know I do. We had a good thing going and now he decided he needs to be an adult. Well Fuck Him! I don’t need him anyway. I am so hurt, I can’t even finish writing this. Just know that I am upset and he can never make it better. You don't deserve our email address.

Episode 53: If a Chris Falls in the Woods and Everyone is Around to Hear it, Will Anyone Care? I Can Confidently Say, No. (Kayla Again)

On this episode of “Shenanigans On Sheridan”, I’m gonna be honest. I’m quite burned out on all of this. I’m still in quarantine lockdown and it is getting to me. I just keep having ideas of things to do and then when I pitch them to people they go, “Ehhhhhh, that’s not really social distancing.” Here was my idea. I live in a 3 level apartment building that has decks in the back. I wanted to ask my downstairs neighbor if I could hang up the pull down movie screen on her deck facing the parking lot so the apartment can watch a movie together and we can space apart to follow the social distancing rules. But then I was like, wait, what if before the movie we do a concert, just one person and their guitar, they could perform on our deck and then when they are done we can watch the movie and then I was like, hold up, there is a third level, what if we put a comedian up there, then the musician plays, then the movie plays and then I was like, but won’t it be awesome if we take the grill table down to the parking lot and we make smores while we watch the entertainment and I got all excited about it and then everyone I talked to was like, you’re gonna have the cops called on you again. I fucking hate COVID and everything it stands for. Maybe I’ll be able to do more concerts, we’ll see. I didn't proof read this one. It was too long.

Episode 52: Classy Gentlemen Iron Their Bills (3 of 3: Another Andrew)

On this episode of “Shenanigans On Sheridan” Phill explains his love for the number 51. It is the most perfect number of all time. There’s just no comparison. Go ahead and try. 7? 13? 23? All dumbass numbers that don’t even compare. It was my number when I played sports. It was my father’s number in college. Kayla won’t admit it, but it is also her favorite number. She is now doing push ups next to me. She is quite lovely. I think she is doing 10 in a row, when asked why she is doing push-ups, she responded, “Why Not?”. She’s a wild card. Seriously, not gonna put it.

Episode 51: 51 is the Most Perfect Number of All Time (2 of 3: Another Andrew)

IT’S OUR 50TH EPISODE!!!!!! And to commemorate it (and abide by limitations set by COVID-19) the boys do their first show with a remote guest. I think it went well, I was bothered a little bit by the delay and the audio not sounding great, but I think people will be understanding of the quality based on the circumstances. It could have turned out a lot worse and just think of all the possibilities now. We can interview people from all over the country, even you Dane. So I hope you all get a story ready because we may be calling you next and we would like to be entertained. Oh, and yeah, a little blurb about this episode, Another Andrew is really good at mind tricks and taking advantage of Chris’ “gung-ho” mentality. Again, if you never emailed us, you never were going to, so there's no point in putting it down here.

Episode 50: Chris is a Very Impressionable Person (1 of 3: Another Andrew)

On this episode of “Shenanigans On Sheridan” Phill recounts his Suck It Rich Party. Rich is Chris and Phill’s landlord and an all around good dude. To commemorate the 29th of February Chris and (but mostly) Phill threw him a party. It’s an extra day in the year, but rent did not go up because of it, therefore it is a free day of rent and needed a party to celebrate it. He was a good sport about it. I'm not gonna put our email again, no one has ever sent us an email. So fuck it.

Episode 49: Suck It Rich (3 of 3: Ashely)

On this episode of “Shenanigans On Sheridan” Chris spends half of the episode not talking about his Shenanigan. He instead spends his time ranking the dogs in the apartment. It’s not a beauty contest, but Charles would win either way. Then Candy. Then Cole. Then Addison. Then Austin. Then Chris. But again, not a beauty contest, but Chris would finish last in that contest as well. He’s not a great looking dog. He definitely is a dog, but not a good looking one. I feel like he would be a thorough bred pit bull, bred to be tough, aggressive and intense, but is weirdly deformed.Don't forget to email us your Shenanigans at: shenanigansonsheridan@gmail.com for a chance for your Shenanigan to be read on air.

Episode 48: Charles is Knott a Person (2 of 3: Ashely)

On this episode of “Shenanigans On Sheridan” Chris and Phill invite their downstairs neighbor Ashely and they discuss the time Chris was once propositioned by an 80 year old man and his tight-40 wife. Unfortunately for Chris, he doesn’t pick up on social cues too well. Listen to the episode and tell me it doesn’t sound like a proposition for a threesome. There’s a repair man, scotch, 3 people, I mean, come on. Chris is such a loser.Don't forget to email us your Shenanigans at: shenanigansonsheridan@gmail.com for a chance for your Shenanigan to be read on air.

Episode 47: Phill Has a Minor Stroke, But Pulls it Together (1 of 3: Ashely)

On this episode of “Shenanigans On Sheridan” Matt comes back to tell the second half of broken foot story. Enjoy as his rehashes some of the most painful moments of his life. Relish in his pain. This is starting to sound quite sadistic, but I was trying to make it fun while acknowledging the suffering of another human, which as I’m looking up the definition of sadistic is pretty much on point. So, nailed that one!Don't forget to email us your Shenanigans at: shenanigansonsheridan@gmail.com for a chance for your Shenanigan to be read on air.

Episode 46: Please Sir, May I Have More…Pheen? (2 of 2: Matt)

On this episode of “Shenanigans On Sheridan” Chris’ best friend Matt comes by to tell us a story that he cannot fully remember. You would think that would make it un-entertaining, but actually we had a great time and I think you can hear it coming through. Like any good episode there are many tangents and when we finally get to the pay off of the story, it is a huge let down and we don’t quite know how to end the episode. Anyway, hope you enjoy it.Don't forget to email us your Shenanigans at: shenanigansonsheridan@gmail.com for a chance for your Shenanigan to be read on air.

Episode 45: Chris Enjoys Shoving Foreign Hairs Up His Ass (1 of 2: Matt)

On this episode of “Shenanigans On Sheridan” Phill tries to summon the monster know simply as “The Cook” and Chris recounts the time he learned that he and rum do not mix. Also, Tony threatens several times to derail the whole podcast by yelling, “Theme Song”. Also, also, Chris informs us that the hiring manager of the Sonic he applied for in Colorado told him that due to the fact that he has previous experience as a Sonic car hop / manager and his military experience he is overqualified and hires him on the spot. Also, also, also, I did say “Bus School Food”. I will admit I was in the wrong. Also, also, also, also, Nathan makes another appearance!!!!!!! We really need to get him on the podcast. Don't forget to email us your Shenanigans at: shenanigansonsheridan@gmail.com for a chance for your Shenanigan to be read on air. 

Episode 44: Sonic Managers Are Morons (4 of 4: Tony)

On this episode of “Shenanigans On Sheridan” I spaced out and barely listened to the episode, so I cannot come up with a description for it mostly because I cannot remember what happens in it. Enjoy!Don't forget to email us your Shenanigans at: shenanigansonsheridan@gmail.com for a chance for your Shenanigan to be read on air.

Episode 43: I Want a Cake That Looks Like a Pony (3 of 4: Tony)

On this episode of “Shenanigans On Sheridan” Tony learns of the magical powers he has. The wizard Tony can cast a spell and piss off our entire fan base. Also, Chris took a phone call in the middle of the episode and then proceeded to step over Dane’s line and then in the edit Chris made me do some post magic. So here’s the story. Dane called in to tell us his feelings about our running gag of anytime someone says “Theme Song” we play the theme song. So Chris takes the phone call and just as Dane says “Theme Song” Chris makes some dumbass noise that covers Dane’s “Theme Song” call and then Chris heard that in the edit and was like, “Turn me down so you can hear Dane”. To which I had to inform him that was impossible since we recorded Dane through Chris’ microphone. That did not deter our fearless Post Production Producer. He informed me that I could take someone else saying theme song and then layer it in so it sounds like Dane. I then had to take a line from when Tony said it and put an eq and distortion on it and that is what you hear in the edit. It’s not Dane, but Tony saying “Theme Song”. I am writing this to you, our loyal fans, so that you realize Chris is the real asshole who is trying to pull the wool over your eyes. He fucked up in a major way and tasked me with the deceitful practice of editing. I have been against editing from the beginning. I see it as a lie and I would not lie to you, our loyal fans. Chris will be upset when he learns that I have revealed this secret and I may not make it through the month. If anything suspicious or mysterious happens to me, just know that it was Chris.Don't forget to email us your Shenanigans at: shenanigansonsheridan@gmail.com for a chance for your Shenanigan to be read on air.

Episode 42: Theme Song, Theme Song, Theme Song, Theme Song (2 of 4: Tony)

On this episode of “Shenanigans On Sheridan” Chris and Phill learn the destructive potential of lemonade in the wrong hands and I’m gonna be honest with you, I have written about five of these descriptions and ending tags today and I am just about burnt out, but I have three more episodes to do today and I don’t know how I’m gonna do it. I’m probably just gonna phone it in from here on out and wait for the next round of episodes to try to be as funny and creative as possible.Don't forget to email us your Shenanigans at: shenanigansonsheridan@gmail.com for a chance for your Shenanigan to be read on air.

Episode 41: Revenge is a Beverage Best Served Lemony (1 of 4: Tony)

On this episode of “Shenanigans On Sheridan” Chris alienates all of our female fans in Colorado by referring to them as Raggamuffins. He does not know where he picked up that term, but he feels it accurately depicts all of the woman in Colorado. You’re never gonna believe it, but Chris is still currently single, ladies. He is 5’8” and 185 lbs. with brown slicked back hair and a sense of humor that has been described as moderately tolerable. When asked about his personality he had this to say, “I wouldn’t”. He enjoys taking long walks. He is a huge fan of walking. One might say that he is a lover of being bipedal. He cannot shut up about how much he likes to walk around, taking in the sights that a fresh young city has to offer. He never walks in a city that is old, by definition that is the opposite of what he is going for. He likes those new cities who haven’t fully developed yet and as soon as they do, he stops walking through them. He never farts and constantly uses his toothbrush to try to see what it would be like to deepthroat. Ladies, if this sounds like the man of your dreams please email us your resume with a headshot to shenanigansonsheridan@gmail.comAlso, side note, for some reason we were under the impression that this was Doyle's sixth episode, but in fact this is only his fifth. I don't know how we fucked this one up. Sorry about that one.Don't forget to email us your Shenanigans at: shenanigansonsheridan@gmail.com for a chance for your Shenanigan to be read on air.

Episode 40: Do You Know the Ragamuffin Woman? (5 of 5: Doyle)

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