Crom and David shouldn't be allowed to broadcast messages to other humans - but they have. We talk about the level of idiotic space travel happening now, fires, baseball babies, Terrible Terry Tate, IG influencers who rent cars they shouldn't have, and the powerful Melon lobby. 

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EP.39 - TOUR THE MOON, BIKE KIT, RECURSIVE SOUP, IG INFLUENCER POORSH, LEARN TO NOT SPECTATE, AND THE EVIL WATERMELON CONSPIRACY.

Crom and David are not smoking weed when they make this podcast, but it's a tough argument to support. We talk about Heat, movie recommendations, the Census, Japanese Asteroid, Home-Made Bearspray, Hot Ones Hatred, SPICE!, Billionaires Suck, and TURK 4 MAYOR! P.S. LASER VACUUM.

EP.38 - BILLIONAIRE SPACE VACATION, CENSUS DODGE, JAPANESE ASTEROID GIFS, HOME-MADE BEAR SPRAY, SPICES!, AND TURK 4 MAYOR!

David and Crom get talking about investing your hard-earned tokens at Bullwinkle's, what happens when you buy a toothbrush with more power than a hammer-drill, the cost of being a gamer these days, media worth watching, and they explore the existential mystery of how anybody in their right mind is still listening.

EP. 37 - GLOW IN THE DARK DISAPPOINTMENT, TOOTH DESTROYING HORSEPOWER, $90 TO REACH YOUR DREAMS... OF SPENDING $90, TALES FROM THE TOURBUS, RANDOM ANIMAL ENCOUNTERS, ARE YOU DIAMOND HANDS?, WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO THIS?

David and Crom are live in technicolor! We talk about bikes (as usual), Bobcat attacks, How renting a new movie at home is superior to stinky theaters, Art galleries that suck and some that are so awesome you should take a 19 hour flight to get there, and David has The Fear about 4Chan. Rightly so.  The future is NOW, old man.

EP.36 - ULTIMATE TRACTION, BOBCAT ATTACK!, HOME THEATER, WEIRD OR AWESOME ART GALLERY?, GO TO TASMANIA, 4CHAN IS REAL.

David and Crom are talking your language, if your language is people turning to goo in old movies, the death of Flash, corporate malfeasance, the lie that is the stock market, guitar chord-rigormortis, and the endless fiasco of Media in the West.

EP.35 - FREAKY MELTY DUDE, APPLE VS. FB, FLASH IS GONE LONG LIVE FLASH, AUDIOBOOK PIRACY, BELL MEDIA FIASCO, DIAMOND HANDS $GME

David and Crom have no plan - this much should already be evident by history. We talk about the best instruments, weird rants about slow-motion and video editing, and the irony of bringing your globally connected data-slurping microphone/gps along with you during the comission of a crime.

EP.34 - ROCK THE THEREMIN, MOVIE RECS, THE POWER OF LUTS... TO RUIN YOUR MOVIE, LEAVE YOUR PHONE AT HOME DURING A RIOT.

David and Crom are here for New Year's Eve to talk about deep dreams which challenge your musical prowess, Wine Fridges and their differences, Mind-blowing movies that you can't actually hear, Ikea furniture and why you should never move it, and 2020 goes bye-bye.  Stay Safe, Stay Sexy. Pop Bottles.   

EP.33 - NEW YEARS EDITION: TENET IS HARD TO HEAR, STAR TREK DREAMS, IKEA POWER, WINE FRIDGES, ART IS MADNESS, BYE BYE 2020.

David and Crom have no agenda - except FUN! The mics get sweaty as talk of copyright laws, Netflix cancellations, racist streaming, shitty video game development, and the worst sports coverage since the Roman era get hashed out.  Merry Christmas, ya lovely bastards. 

EP.32 - STREAMING CRACKHEADS, NUCLEAR OBSESSION, PC VS. MAC IS DUMB, CYBERPUNK DEBACLE, 3D SOUND MEANS MORE SPEAKERS!

David and Crom are joined by three special guests for an episode focusing on the water-use controversy currently underway at the former Fortress Mountain Ski Resort. Our guests are Neil Warren - Ski guide in Alberta, Jason Billing - Mountain Guide and Sales Rep in the outdoor industry, and Becky Best-Bertwistle - Conservation Engagement Coordinator for the Canadian Parks and Wilderness Society Southern Alberta. This is the one to listen to... Make sure to checkout our full post on this for lots more information to checkout! http://smashthatlikebutton.ca/ep-31-a-very-special-episode-fortress-mountain/

EP.31 - A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE: FORTRESS MOUNTAIN

David and Crom are talking all this GOOOOOOD shit about Biking with power, Interview Penguins and their danger to society, PS5 PRE-ORDERS and all other kinds of gibberish. 

EP.30 - I CAN HAZ PENGUIN?! EBIKES AND FLYING POWERCELLS, JOB INTERVIEW QUESTIONS YOU'VE NEVER HAD, AND THE GREAT PS5 DILEMMA

 The title really summarizes the entire episode, to feel completely fulfilled scream the title in your best Bane impression for maximum results. Wear a can on your face and save lives https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pg2CDCm34w You're going to need a new set of pants DAMN BOY 

EP.29 – TITLES SHOULD BE IN ALL CAPS, THINGS ARE SOLD OUT, TACTICAL MASKS, MODERN PORN, TECH, HOW TO NOT HIRE, VIDEO YOURSELF, BIG CATS & BEARS.

David and Crom are two dangerous men when they've haven't prepared at all to make podcast. But that does not stop them from doing it. They are without fear. Are you? We talk about drinking dirty liquor, babble about fancy stuff, wander aimlessly for awhile, and then start talking about the most expensive timepieces manufactured by man... and how you can't afford them. “Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.” ― Anthony G. Oettinger

EP.28 - CROM DRINKING ADVISORY, BABBLING, TURNING IT UP TO 11, THE ULTIMATE TIMEPIECE... WHICH YOU CAN'T AFFORD.

David and Crom have no agenda - except FUN! The mics get hot from talk about selling used stuff on Kijiji, the quality of consumer products, Crom's embarassingly low knowledge about cars and subsequent manufacturing, and how you should open your YouTube videos.  Murab with sails unfurled!

EP.27 - WHO MAKES THESE CARS?, SELLING USED AND THE GROWING OBSOLESCENCE, DON'T DRIVE AND CELLPHONE, AND THE WADSWORTH CONSTANT.

David and Crom talk many fine words into microphones about the pain of Moving your home (especially out of the province), how online ordering is both quantum leaps ahead and byzantine ancient magic, and the insanity that is signing legal documents in the Age of Covid and Facial Recognition.  This is one a-spicy meatball!

EP. 26 THE HELLSCAPE THAT IS MOVING, CONSUMER'S DISTRIBUTING NOSTALGIA, 10 BIKES, IKEA AIN'T GOT WHAT YOU ORDERED, WET INK LAND TITLES?, GET IT TOGETHER

Curtis and David said to hell with the plan and ignored their show notes. We get back into the Golf VR talk, check in on the wildlife running around Calgary, diss on Rockstar Games a bit, talk turkey about the Unreal Engine, we are scared of Moose and jacked-up Cats, and then we leave it all on a depressing note.  Because that's what the people want.

EP.25 - THE SENSELESS BABBLING HAS RETURNED AND IT HAS BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER BEFORE... ALSO WE TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES.

The originators of one of the first magazines published during the Dot-com boom, David and Curtis, have returned to give you their voices. Enjoyment is not guaranteed.

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