The Thing That Will Not Die

#5: Scooby Doo on Zombie Island

#4: Ghost Rider

francis forgot to take his brain medication

#3: Bram Stoker's Dracula

he's not a pervert, he just wants turboman doll

#2: Jingle All The Way

childhood nostalgia aint what it used to be

#1: Godzilla [1998]

Jacob and Lucas kick off the new year with an episode that'll be a real treat for everyone that isn't the director of this movie.

Episode 15: Deep Rising [1998]

Jacob and Lucas fend off the holiday blues by rewatching a childhood favourite, 'Gremlins!' 'Gremlins' tells the story of Little Billy who witnesses his parents getting killed by Santa after being warned by his senile grandpa that Santa punishes those who are naughty. Now Billy is 18, and out of the orphanage, and he has just become Santa, himself.

Episode 14 & Christmas Spectacular: Gremlins [1984]

Lucas suggests the plotless zombie action of the cult Italian movie "Burial Ground" and Jacob goes full Seinfeld.

Episode 13: Burial Ground [1981]

Jacob and Lucas check out the forgotten psychological horror film, 'Stoker,' featuring that kid that plays MacGyver in the MacGyver reboot that has somehow not been cancelled yet.

Episode 12: Stoker [2013]

Jacob and Lucas revisit the fourth film in the Alien film series, "Alien what? Oh yeah, I forgot about that one. Is that the one where they killed off Newt and that guy in the beginning? I think I'm getting it confused with the third one. What happened in it again?"

Episode 11: Alien Resurrection [1997]

Lucas makes Jacob watch another weirdo sex pervert movie. This episode was totally not recorded months ago and Jacob definitely didn't forget to post it until just now.

Episode 10: Blood For Dracula [1974]

Jacob and Lucas celebrate Thanksgiving by watching yet another cinematic disaster. Lucas tries his best to explain the plot while Jacob follows along and is definitely 100% sober.

Episode 9 & Thanksgiving Spectacular: Thankskilling [2008]

Episode 8: Suburban Sasquatch [2004]

Jacob and Lucas watch a "horror" "movie" about killer mushrooms made by delusional "filmmaker" "Dave" "Wascavage."

Episode 7: Fungicide [2002]

Jacob and Lucas talk about 'Halloween,' the classy slasher which Lucas hates. Jacob and Lucas will not be talking about 'The Human Centipede,' the disgusting nightmare which Lucas loves.

Episode 6: Halloween [1978]

Two best friends watch a bunch of horror movies and slowly realize that they have the opposite taste in film. There are definitely no arguments and everyone gets along just fine.

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