Once upon a time there was a podcast with a shadow. The podcast got to watch fun rom-coms, but the shadow podcast had to see scary movies, in the dark, in a theater, before noon! We watched Jordan Peele's latest masterpiece, Us, with our friend Andrew Miculka (Prayer Circle, Stool Pigeon). As the lights dimmed, Andrew admitted he hates scary movies. Whoops! Didn't know that! We're terrible friends! Facebook: facebook.com/wearedefafraid Twitter: twitter.com/wearedefafraid Instagram: instagram.com/wearedefafraid

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35: Us (w/ Andrew Miculka)

Stephen King Month continues with The Shining, the movie so nice they made it twice...and improved on it the second go around. Unfortunately, we couldn't find a copy of the miniseries remake so we had to watch the Kubrick original. Our loss! This eps got Brian May (Pendulum)! Wolf mask fellatio! Arousal then revulsion! Spectral racists! And no references to Maine. Facebook: facebook.com/wearedefafraid Twitter: twitter.com/wearedefafraid Instagram: instagram.com/wearedefafraid

34: The Shining (w/ Brian May)

Uh oh, looks like there's a Nor'easter blowing in, and...wait, what's that, riding the Nor'easter like a bucking bronco? Why it's legendary author Stephen King! That can only mean one thing: it's Stephen King month! And what better way to start than with his most beloved creation: dat boi Pennywise in IT (2017)! We told Emma this movie wasn't scary. WHOOPS! We're joined by comedian Nicole Russell to break down this modern horror classic. Just kidding, we talked about jerking off when we were kids. Let's go! Facebook: facebook.com/wearedefafraid Twitter: twitter.com/wearedefafraid Instagram: instagram.com/wearedefafraid

33: IT (2017) (w/ Nicole Russell)

Our guest for the final week of our vampire month is Tevis Paxton (Pendulum, business), a person who loves the 1998 Wesley Snipes film BLADE so much that we let him come on the show to talk about it even though it's not really a horror movie. Despite that, we had a blast and Tevis baptized us into the Church of Blade. So now we're all wearing a lot of leather and we're looking for a hematologist to befriend. #LilyTomlin4Whistler Facebook: facebook.com/wearedefafraid Twitter: twitter.com/wearedefafraid Instagram: instagram.com/wearedefafraid

32: Blade (w/ Tevis Paxton)

"Mamma Mia", here we go again! #LoveBites month continues with the Swedish vampire classic LET THE RIGHT ONE IN! Kyle and Steven are saying "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!", but Emma is sending out an "SOS". "When All Is Said and Done", will she "Take a Chance On Me" (me = the movie)? Or will this one uhh..."Slipping Through My Fingers"? Did we mention this movie is Swedish? "Dancing Queen"! Facebook: facebook.com/wearedefafraid Twitter: twitter.com/wearedefafraid Instagram: instagram.com/wearedefafraid

31: Let the Right One In

Listen to them — children of the night. What sweet...PODCASTS they make! Sharpen up those fangs, because #LoveBites continues this week with the batshit (lol) BRAM STOKER’S DRACULA. Keanu and Winona are woefully miscast, Tom Waits rules, there’s a weird cowboy, a toddler gets dropped, Gary Oldman turns into a tower of rats...this one is all over the place, gang. Bleh! Facebook: facebook.com/wearedefafraid Twitter: twitter.com/wearedefafraid Instagram: instagram.com/wearedefafraid

30: Bram Stoker's Dracula

As the calendar rolls over into February, so too must WADAD roll over into our new theme, which is...#LoveBites! That’s right, we’re talking vampires, baby! The first movie on the docket is the 80s classic THE LOST BOYS. We loved it, but instead of talking about it we mostly discuss what buildings we would like to fuck if we were like that lady who married the Eiffel Tower. It’s real. Look it up! Facebook: facebook.com/wearedefafraid Twitter: twitter.com/wearedefafraid Instagram: instagram.com/wearedefafraid

29: The Lost Boys

For the last week of #BabyNewFear we watched the modern haunted house classic, THE ORPHANAGE! Ay dios mio! Our friend Minda Wei (Pendulum, Y'all We Asian) joins us, and judging by the level of literal screaming, this might be our spookiest viewing yet. We also design the doll version of ourselves, Steven pines for a detachable felt penis, Emma does more accent work, and Kyle reaches the heights of athletic achievement. Facebook: facebook.com/wearedefafraid Twitter: twitter.com/wearedefafraid Instagram: instagram.com/wearedefafraid

28: The Orphanage (w/ Minda Wei)

Oh hell yeah y’all, it’s getting GOOPY this week! Because Steven picked THE BROOD, our first David Cronenberg joint! Finally, a movie with the courage to say what we all know in our hearts: ALL. CHILDREN. KILL. MOTHERS. ARE. THE PROBLEM. Facebook: facebook.com/wearedefafraid Twitter: twitter.com/wearedefafraid Instagram: instagram.com/wearedefafraid

27: The Brood

CREEPY KIDS month continues with Emma’s selection: The Bad Seed (1956). This is just an elaborate excuse for us to discuss who we would love to murder from our childhoods. Probably not a good idea to record these admissions and share them publicly. Please don’t send this episode to the cops or we’re all going to get a spanking! Facebook: facebook.com/wearedefafraid Twitter: twitter.com/wearedefafraid Instagram: instagram.com/wearedefafraid

26: The Bad Seed (1956)

It's January, so to celebrate the arrival of that little bundle of joy Baby New Year, the theme this month is CREEPY KIDS. And what better way to kick it off than with a movie about the king of kings of killer toddlers, THE OMEN!  Look at us, Wet Daddies! It's all for you! Please be sure to leave a rating and review on iTunes, and if you like the show, share it with a friend! Facebook: facebook.com/wearedefafraid Twitter: twitter.com/wearedefafraid Instagram: instagram.com/wearedefafraid

25: The Omen (1976)

It's our second week of DEADcember and this time we're watching KRAMPUS, a horror-comedy (ugh) from writer/director Michael Dougherty. It also stars Adam Scott and Toni Collette. I'm giving you basic facts about this movie because we felt nothing at all while watching it. It is a movie, that's definitely true. We are a podcast that you can rate and review on iTunes. Facebook: facebook.com/wearedefafraid Instagram: instagram.com/wearedefafraid Twitter: twitter.com/wearedefafraid

24: Krampus

We're back, baby! After a brief hiatus, the OG Wet Daddies return to dissect GREMLINS, a movie whose place in the culture as a beloved film is frankly inexplicable. It's like Looney Tunes with none of the charm but the same amount of racism. Kyle argues for Gremlins as a leftist work but it is a BIT OF A REACH. Facebook: facebook.com/wearedefafraid Instagram: instagram.com/wearedefafraid Twitter: twitter.com/wearedefafraid

23: Gremlins

It’s November 6th, so you know what that means...that’s right, we watched HALLOWEEN (2018)! It just makes sense! We’re joined by Wet Daddy Maester Dylan Garsee to gush over how much this movie fucking rules. We also pitch Kathryn Bigelow on an Alien reboot set in the post-9/11 Middle East. Pay attention, Hollywood power brokers! Facebook: facebook.com/wearedefafraid Instagram: instagram.com/wearedefafraid Twitter: twitter.com/wearedefafraid

22: Halloween (2018) (w/ Dylan Garsee)

Happy Halloween, Wet Daddies! Our treat for you this spooky season is a live show with super special guest Christina Parrish (The Say, TEMTEC), recorded at Fallout Theater in Austin, TX! We're talkin' The Exorcist, Kyle's favorite movie of all time, and a movie Emma thought was funny. Debatable!   Facebook: facebook.com/wearedefafraid Instagram: instagram.com/wearedefafraid Twitter: twitter.com/wearedefafraid

21: The Exorcist LIVE! (w/ Christina Parrish)

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