The Too Damn Early Show Podcast

Episode 16: Slightly Used, Very Confused

Nearly everybody is feeling better again so we're getting right back on it again even if it kills us. D-Maxx and Sexxi Dug share some stories while the winter slowly freezes us all to death. And we have a new show feature coming today, hinted on Instagram. Stay tuned for Drive-Thru Game Show! It was as hilariously awkward as you can imagine. Follow us on Facebook, Instagram, Soundcloud @TooDamnEarlyShow; Twitter @TooDamnEarlyFM.

SEASON 2 PREMIER Episode 15: Well, This Is Awkward

SEASON FINALE! Massachusetts has gone for a temporary blanket ban on vapes, Trump is facing the realities of impeachment; and we have something to say about all of it.And don't worry, we'll be back again in a few weeks with Season 2! https://facebook.com/toodamnearlyshow

Episode 14: Please Turn Off Your Phone

The Area 51 Raid was kind of a bust and mostly a music festival and Daylia Jayde guides D-Maxx down the path to "The Bonnet."

Episode 13: Coffee, Tea, and Anarchy

We're joined by our newest guest host, Ariadne. An episode filled to the brim with the weirdest of news. Things like a stolen gold toilet that was actually offered to Trump for the White House and another session of "America's Favorite Podcast Game Show; We Eat The Onion."

Episode 12: Trademark "This"

We're unleashed on to the general public and get into a shenanigan or two. Sexxi Dug is introduced to everything Midwestern and who ever gets the most free stuff wins. Join us in the debauchery that is the Great Minnesota Get Together.https://facebook.com/toodamnearlyshow

The State Fair Special

TRANSITION! Daylia Jayde is out today and Sexxi Dug sat in for today’s show. We attempt to purposely mispronounce words that are not already in English. Tony shares his methods for dealing with tele-scammers and Dean tries his best not to be accidentally racist!

Episode 11: Planes, Blame, and Automobiles

Tornadoes also come for summer visits on Cape Cod. It's been a few decades since the 'Nado family was last here; 4 times on record. Rick Peters shared a video of his work on 'Damage Control' on Cape. Do we have an outline? Not even a question. This has been the most purely Weird News episode we've done since being on the radio; #CheckItOut 

Episode 10: Twisters In Tourist Town

What can we say? Mistakes happen and we are not unfamiliar with tEcHnIcAl DiFfIcUlTiEs. Another intern forgot to turn off the aiming guides. #Fired Anyways~ here's the 9th installment of The Too Damn Early Show. We FINALLY complete our Ice Bucket Challenge #ALS

Episode 9: Ice, Cakes, and Rabies

FIRST Uncensored Episode: Canadian humor is rather dry at times and Florida Man is the Knight of all Meth-heads. The news is definitely weird when Taco Bell is recognized as one of the healthiest fast food chains and we admire (from a safe distance) a laptop loaded up with the 6 most malicious viruses ever designed. Then we have our first game without a quiz. No TDES Bump this week, but follow our first TDES Talks discussion regarding mental health awareness.

Episode 8: Do You Wannacry?

I think we really lost touch with our organization plans because this episode is a bit up and down, all over the place.Gary hacks into our feed to share some kind words. And don't forget to load up on vitamin onion because we play another game of We Eat The Onion. TDES Bumps artist, Mastr SMOOV with "Do U?"

Episode 7: Yes We CANnabis

Gary takes over, Tony is exhausted, and Brok has finally made it to Cape Cod. In this episode of TDES, we visit an original friend of the show, Gary of Gary's Wares. He's introduced us to a Kentucky local soft drink as well as display some of his latest wares. Then later, we guess what's in Brok's day pack. And no, you can't guess cables.Stay tuned for this week's TDES Bumps artist, Carver Claeys - find him on YouTube at Foolsification.

Episode 6: Officially The Most Bleeps

Our games seem to revolve around us eating weird $#!1. In this episode, D-Maxx and Daylia Jayde explore new segments and ingest some tainted chocolate. The kind that would make you wonder if that were Halloween and whether it was the kind adults had been warning you about since you were four years old. We're off next week, but we'll be back on the 17th. Tony will be on Cape and on the way here he'll be visiting a good "Internet Friend" of ours.

Episode 5: Try Not To Eat This

Meth heads are still cleaning people's houses by force and Rush Limbaugh feels threatened by lesbian farmers. This is our life blood. We also play a game where differentiate different noises because we really need to know what that noise is. Guest Artist is Mastor SMOOV plays his track "The SMOOVment" on TDES Bumps. Find him on Facebook and Soundcloud @MastorSMOOV.

Episode 4: Questionable Content

This week we play a game of quotable sayings and notable figures, and our loser will have to face the consequences. A racist judge speaks out when he really shouldn't, and your kid might be carrying around more than just books. Welcome to The Too Damn Early Show - Good Morning. TDES Bumps Guest Artist: Zach Brewer (Unpolished Legends) with "Sunlight | Moonlight."

Episode 3: "I did not inhale."

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