Everybody wants to hear about Donald Trump and Impeachment.  It's the most interesting thing to talk about.  Especially after Biden won the election.  In this episode, we discuss the canning process and peaches as well as the dark territory which is the relationship between our podcast hosts.  

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Impeachment

Season 2 has begun!  Frank just got out of prison yesterday and now it's time to talk about bunny rabbits!

Bunny Rabbits And Rape

Bill's Grandmother is dead!  Frank is going to send her into space for the worl'd very first space funeral.  Death is a difficult subject, especially for Frank who cannot deal with feelings except through weird performance art and horrendous eulogies.

DEAD GRANDMA // SPACE FUNERAL!

Everything you need to know about Hip Hop AND Frank and Bill get possessed by the spirits of the Wu Tang, MC Hammer and rap for you guys.  This ends up in them getting in a bunch of trouble.  We're talking guns, cocaine, marijuana cigarettes and more illegal activities.  

HIP HOP!

Today we take a look at an article featuring Mia Khalifa, ex-pornstar and Lance Armstrong, tour De France Winner and infamous doper.  We talk about NO REGRETS!  We talk about Nyan Cat, America, ISIS, and the patriarchy!  GOD BLESS PODCASTING!

NO REGRETS! w. MIA KHALIFA (pornstar) and LANCE ARMSTRONG (Doper)

Aliens come in U.F.O's to Toyland everyday and try to get green cards and visas.  We sit down with a real life Alien from the planet "PORTUGAL" and talk about the meaning of life, the American Dream and anal probes. Is Miguel proof that there is life on other planets?  Or is he just a 59 year old grown man from Portugal?  You decide. Things to study:  Illegal Aliens, immigrants, Trump's Wall, Politics, Foreigners (not the band), Racism, Roswell and Ronald Raegan.   Good-bye!  

ILLEGAL ALIENS!

Today on Toyland we get sidetracked off of Dinosaurs and instead talk about Aly Raisman and her naked pictures in sports illustrated swimsuit edition.  What has Frank been doing with that magazine?  Is he not aware of the #metoo movement?  We also talk about how a pornstar called Stormy Daniels had sex with Donald Trump.  Bill Clinton plays the saxophone and Frank gets a heavy dose of political correctness.  Hopefully he will be able to drop his masturbation to hot political topics and finally become a respectful member of society...but I doubt it.

#metoo with Aly Raisman, Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump

It's February, God it's cold!  Welcome once again to the world's best show.  Today Frank and Bill talk about SINCERITY- a scarce comedy in this cynical world, growing a podcast and a following, and  sing a song that is so sincere it's going to make you uncomfortable.  They do this because...they forgot to prepare content. We love you Toylanders!  Rate us and subscribe and send us an email at toylandpodcast@gmail.com

BE SINCERE!

Our hosts take a fieldtrip to BITCOIN KINGDOM and talk to a robot wizard about slaying some Komodo Dragons in exchange for Bitcooing (the G is silent).  Everything you need to know about Bitcoin is in this episode, depending how much you need to know about Bitcoin.

BITCOIN KINGDOM

Frank and Bill are podcasting from the St. Mary's Hospital while Frank is recovering from his heart attack from drinking too much Tequila Cheese, although the jury is still out how much the Tequila Cheese actually played a role.

Frank's Heart Attack

Being healthy is important!  In this podcast we explore the intricacies of health, camels, and a new beverage called Tequila Cheese.  We're back to regular shows! Well..."regular".

TEQUILA CHEESE

Frank and |Bill need help to save the podcast and their dwindling friendship.  They bring on a therapist to help them deal with ABBA music, feeding on raw flesh and Mommy Issues.  This is a safe place!

Couples Therapy

Frank and Bill are back in the studio and the air is thick with resentment!  Listen to the this episode where you will experience violence, swearing, heartbreak, cops and terrorism! 

Witness Protection Program

Bill is a traitor so Frank invites his upstairs neighbor Stan the Neighbor to join him as his new full time co-host.  Stan is a musician, you may know him from his hit song "Wandering Stan".  He is also the director of the musical experimental art theater piece known as "Jesus Christ On Ice", and the founder of a Clogs company.  Also we world premiere his 46'th studio album!  Booo ya Toylanders!

Stan The Neighbor

It's hard when your best friend gets a girlfriend.  I mean...what's a homeboy to do?  Is Bill a traitor or is Frank a possesive piece of crap?  You be the judge Toylanders. 

BILL THE TRAITOR!!!

This is Toyland the worlds best show with your hosts Frank the Cow and Bill the Fish. Weird Comedy, short and sweet.

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