WE ARE BACK! Who better to alleviate those holiday blue's then your very own Trail Boys. Nothing is good for anybody this year and this episode won't be any improvement on that. We tried our best so don't be mean to us and just enjoy yourself for like a few minutes okay?    Things you might hear: Cuss words, fun holiday games, tons of new jingles, the best sound quality recording on an iPad can provide.

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Holiday Special 2020

Hello! Welcome back to the trail! It's cold and there still might be a little snow on the ground, but we promise you, IT'S GONNA GET HOT. So if you're xtra xtra ready to listen to some sweet beefy boys talk all about what they're horny for this summer, hop on in! We're waiting for you ;) Things you might hear in this episode: Travel Talk, Josh echoing through Mike's earbuds, German horrors, Shoulder Season, what're you horny for this summer?, Outdoor Dad, inheritance blanket, Josh's announcement, Geotag Tragedies.

EPISODE 31: Geotag Your Butt

This episode might not necessarily be all about baking, but we sure do address the best ways to bake everything from scrumptious margarita pizzas to crispy mud-pastries. If it doesn't quite sound delicious, just give 'er a listen and find out for yourself. In the meantime I will be here digging through this frozen tundra I live in to find the best, tastiest dirt I can get my tongue on. Things you might hear in this episode: How to talk sexy, Dad Mike, do people still use pocket knives?, Mike's heavy breathing, data-ninja, Josh lost something (again), warm (dad) hands, best gear of '18, and shitting in yo' National Parks.

EPISODE 30: The Decent American Baking Podcast

Hope you're ready for another installment of three boys not quite giving valuable and insightful information about the outdoors, but giving it their best anyways. It's kind of a cute thing, ya know? Like you sorta feel bad so you give a pity-listen. No? Just me..? Aww shucks. Well anyways if you get nothing from the episode, you can at least tell your friends and family that you read in the podcast description that sexually aggressive dolphins will try to "get busy" with human scuba divers. That's pretty neat, huh?! Things you might hear in this episode: Pee Sink, Jacket-Judge, Gore-Tex Problems, New Segment!, Gear of the Week, and what the boys do after the show.

EPISODE 29: Gore-Tex: Contain That Stank™

Wait... are we for real? Did Mike actually die? Are we just laughing and joking around only to cope with this immense Trail Boys loss? Well regardless, you're going to enjoy this eppy without him, cuz one of us is half naked and the other is half an outdoorsman. You decide who. Things you might hear in this episode: Mike's untimely demise, Who Are You Wearing?, a case for bikes (and b-packing), Trail Boys Premium™, and how to troll the ones you love with the Ultimate Christmas Gift.

EPISODE 28: The One Where Mike is Dead

You know, Episode 27. The next episode after 26, just like you'd expect. Exactly in the right place... seriously. Also when Mike says "fifty-two 14ers," in your own head replace fifty-two with fifty-three because he bing'd it and he was wrong. Read a book or something, Mike. Things you might hear in this episode: Ghost piss, post-holing, recap of Big Al's appearance, "Brands Called Whaaa?", pizza time, and the great debate: bears vs. sharks. 

EPISODE 27: The Sequentially Correct Episode 27

So maybe we spend a good chunk of the episode making fun of the world's best climbers... It's not our fault they all look so silly! Things you might hear in this episode: Reel Rock 13 watch, Adam Ondra's really long big neck, how to die but like all cool like, and how the Trail Boys got hired!

EPISODE 25: The Fear of Dying in the Outdoors....In a Not So Cool Way

Josh is a "cowboy" for almost half the episode, to which I formally apologize. It was horrible. Things you might hear in this episode: What the boys are for Halloween, B-rated outdoor film spoofs, real life scary stories, and honest to God professional outdoor advice. 

EPISODE 24: Spooky Stories and other Cowboy Fantasies

Prepare your undercarriage, we're in an official winter watch again! Doesn't it feel like winter was like, a month or two ago? And that July through September lasted a total of two hours? Maybe it's just a lack of meaning and purpose in our own lives... Wait, what were we talking about again?  Things you might hear in this episode: A peanut butter update, a lot of Latin, winter and what that means to Mike, and how to choose a winter jacket.

EPISODE 23: What's a Perineum Anyway?

♫ The boys are back in town ♫ Mike and Josh are BACK AT IT breaking down the impeccable O-line of the Minnesota Vikings. Stellar performance against the Eagles. Also we definitely don't talk about our butts. CUZ WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT. Things you might hear in this episode: Who are you wearing, trunk lust, MJ's gear corner, hiking wisdom, and how to try on a jacket.

EPISODE 22: The Big Minnesota Episode

A minimalist title, like this episode (and our social lives). Things you might hear in this episode: A discussion on fruit genitalia, a diss on cycling, more outdoor pop culture references Josh doesn't get, probably a joke at Mike's expense, and THE WHOLE APPLE CHALLENGE. Check out our instagram if you want to see Josh down an apple: https://www.instagram.com/trailboyscast/

EPISODE 21: Title.

You've had your laughs, you've sucked our knowledge teats, and now it's time to pay your dues! No but seriously, the lights are flickering and we can't remember what pizza tastes like. Also, don't listen if you get all queezy and woozy from hearing about injuries. It's a pretty blood heavy eppy folks, what do you want me to say? Also if anyone knows how to set up a kickstarter please help us.

EPISODE 20: PAY THE MAN!!

This is our very first eppy to feature a special guest Trail Boy! We definitely don't talk about butts or poop because that would be crazy! Instead, we finally reveal the correct way to say the name of brands like Arc'teryx, Teva, Osprey, and many more. But like actually, we don't even mention butts once. 

EPISODE 19: Nut Butter and Other Unknown Substances

We mostly just talk about pee and how hard it is to take a quality photo on Instagram. Oh, and how sad it is that bears die in forest fires. Have you ever thought of that? It's a tough episode folks, we won't lie to you. Grab a box of tissues and get ready for the water works.

EPISODE 18: Survivors Guilt

An idiot and an outdoor expert try yet again to make a podcast. One's drunk, the other has only had 4 hours of sleep. You will never guess who is who... Actually it's pretty obvious Josh is the drunk one. PSA at 21:48 it gets really loud all of a sudden since I entrusted Josh to edit the episode and he did just about as good as anyone would have expected.

EPISODE 17: Between 4 and 8 Steps to Camping for Beginners

A not so informative outdoor comedy podcast, but not like fishing and stuff.

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