This episode is NOT about the popular wedding planning website. And it's a miracle it's longer than 10 minutes. 

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Chapter 16: The Knot

How much do you care about the sanctity of human life? Hopefully more than the Cullens...

Chapter 15: Probability

I'm so sorry about any audio file mishaps! All fixed now. 

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Rebecca cries from laughter twice and most of the run time is taken up by yelling about how to be a good teacher. What's not to love?

Chapter 14: Closer

Do Colleen and Rebecca know anything about The Chronicles of Narnia? Why does it matter? 

Chapter 13: Another Complication

What is a Mary Sue, really? And how much are we loving this morning record energy?

Chapter 12: Complications

Edward is HORNY, Rebecca and Colleen have NO voices, let's GO! Article about Stephanie Meyer's reticence towards diversity: https://www.indiewire.com/2018/10/catherine-hardwicke-twilight-diverse-cast-stephenie-meyer-refused-1202009330/

Chapter 11: Interrogations

Another even chapter, another chapter devoid of good things to talk about. Here's the Sarah Z. video on Dr. Horrible: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUxtQX9XSJs

Chapter 10: Theory

For some inexplicable reason, Colleen says "Persephones" instead of "Persephone" like 10 times in this episode. Why is she talking about Greek mythology? Find out! 

Chapter 9: Port Angeles

This whole episode could be summed up by the smash hit from the Police, "Every Breath You Take". That's not a good thing.Apologies again for the thunder in the background.

Chapter 8: Ghost

The weather gods also wanted to talk about Midnight Sun this episode! Unfortunately all we can really hear from them is rumbles of far off thunder (so we're sorry about the weather on Colleen's end).

Chapter 7: Melody

We've hit the wall folks - how can we record an episode that isn't a total repeat of one we did two years ago? The answer is cat anecdotes I think.

Chapter 6: Blood Type

This is a loooonnngggg chapter, but it has our favorite Bella in it! Also, spider murder. 

Chapter 5: Invitations

Finally! Some characterization for people who aren't Edward! 

Chapter 4: Visions

The Hot Mess Express continues, as does the painfully awkward and relatable high school ~content~

Chapter 3: Risk

Two twenty-somethings humorously discuss the bad, the good, and the culturally relevant from Twilight.

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