Matt learned a lesson about being that guy when it comes to letting loose on Halloween in front of the kids. Tecate, Tequilla, Vodka Soda Roadies and Chicken Tortilla Soup make for an interesting trick or treat event. Can adults give out Snack Sized alcohol treats on Halloween? If they do, is it okay to wake up on the living room floor at 1:30 am on November 1st? Usually not with your wife. #DADFAIL The great thing about overdoing it on Halloween is that you can make up for your indiscretions with Christmas gifts!  Binge Watching (2017 style) Jeff still has not seen Stranger Things. But is big on "Master of None". But all of it is going to make you dream about it!  Getting your kids back to their own bed after you have let them sleep in your bed for a long period of time, Trick the siblings.  What happens when your arms are so big that the doc cuts off the circulation when he takes your blood pressure??? Always get checked because prostate Cancer is not fun.  Pizza: Why do people put whole leaf's of Basil on a Pizza?  Eating of the Kids Menu: Jeff: YES  Matt: HELL NAH! But Rib Line will change his mind.  Vacationing with the kids: Can you pawn your kids off on your friend's parents?   Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TwoDrunkDadspodcast/ Twitter: @TwoDDPodcast email: twodrunkdadspodcast@gmail.com Apple Podcast:    A little about us:  Matt is the reigning entertainer of the year in our county full of wineries and event venues. He has been named two-time entertainer of the year and has twin girls who just started school not that long ago.  Jeff is on a morning show called Jeff and Jeremy in the Morning on KZOZ-FM. He just wanted to have a podcast and have fun with nobody telling him what he can and cannot say... But he didn't account for his wife. He has a young daughter and an even younger son.  Feel free to contact us anytime with any of your Dad Challenges. 

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Don't be THAT Drunk Dad!

Three episodes in and we are big in Iowa, Michigan, and Louisana... Guess we should start Drinking. People are picking up on our Pizza cooking technique on the cheap!  Jeff continues his love affair for Grocery Outlet Bargain Market. He has convinced Matt to adopt the oh so sweet bum wine concoction known as the Croctail. That means we are drinking wine-based mojitos on today's episode, and a wildcard on the corn whiskey front... Medicinal qualities and notes of the Homeless Bathroom.   Halloween's plan of attack for fathers. GO TO A NEIGHBORHOOD THAT GIVES OUT BOOZE FOR THE ADULTS!  Is it ethically okay to go Trick-or-Treating in a hood that is not yours?  The perfect plan for hiding a beer in places where you aren't supposed to be drinking.  Those Michelalada's that come in the cup with the seasonings get a review.  Elysian space dust... Is it the best IPA? Not for those with irritable bowels... Ralph's Alcohol Hack is one not to be ignored. Especially if you want variety. DAD HACK - The Yellow Jacket Trap... do they work? Yes, but we also recommend them for entertainment purposes.    Finally... Being a Coug can cost you if you run into Drew Bledsoe's neighbor at your local pizza place.    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TwoDrunkDadspodcast/ Twitter: @TwoDDPodcast email: twodrunkdadspodcast@gmail.com Apple Podcast:    A little about us:  Matt is the reigning entertainer of the year in our county full of wineries and event venues. He has been named two-time entertainer of the year and has twin girls who just started school not that long ago.  Jeff is on a morning show called Jeff and Jeremy in the Morning on KZOZ-FM. He just wanted to have a podcast and have fun with nobody telling him what he can and cannot say... But he didn't account for his wife. He has a young daughter and an even younger son.  Feel free to contact us anytime with any of your Dad Challenges. 

6 types of drinks during one pod!

Some eerie foreshadowing in the first couple of seconds of the second episode regarding the future of this podcast.  Dressing up for your kids' friend's birthday parties. Is there anything more emasculating than that?    DADS GADS REVIEW: The Traeger of the Pizza Ovens. The UNI oven.  Matt found out about this dandy after building out a $3000 wood-fired pizza Oven. Cost of the Uni??? $300 But the regular oven is not too bad if you want to spend nothing. This is all very important if you feel like you are spending entirely too much on Pizza dining out, unless you go the Costco route.   BOOZE AND REVIEWS: Matt - Red Wine from TJ's (between 7-10) Seven Deadly Zins  / Jeff - Ny-Quil.  Can Garth Brooks sue us??? Is San Luis Obispo the west coast's Austin? Is NyQuil the best escape from parenting when you have a cold?  WINS AND FAILS: Matt Fail - Pitting siblings against each other with desert privileges. / Matt Win -  Speaking "adult to kids". / Jeff Fail - The Family bed is the end-all of a good night's sleep / Jeff Win - Getting the little one to point at things he wants.    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TwoDrunkDadspodcast/ Twitter: @TwoDDPodcast email: twodrunkdadspodcast@gmail.com Apple Podcast: Search "Two Drunk Dads"    A Little about us:  Matt is the reigning entertainer of the year in our county full of wineries and event venues. He has been named two-time entertainer of the year and has twin girls who just started school not that long ago.  Jeff is on a morning show called Jeff and Jeremy in the Morning on KZOZ-FM. He just wanted to have a podcast and have fun with nobody telling him what he can and cannot say... But he didn't account for his wife. He has a young daughter and an even younger son.  Feel free to contact us anytime with any of your Dad Challenges. 

Coupons are king in parenting!

When we came up with the idea for a podcast we had a rock-solid name! Until our wives stepped in with their whole "What would people think" angle... We won. Our Podcast our name!  Is having two minivans in the family too much?  DADS GADS REVIEW: The Air Moc!   The Cost Per Use Ratio is the most important economic principle dads (both drunk and sober) need to live by.  BOOZE OF THE WEEK: Matt - Bourbon with a Civil War flare / Jeff - Croctails (Grocery Outlet) How long is too long for a kids Birthday Party? and is it too much to expect to ask Parents to Dress to the theme of the Birthday Party?  WINS AND FAILS: Matt Fail - Sandwich ratios when packing the kids lunch. / Matt Win - Finishing the homework packets way ahead of schedule. / Jeff Fail - Forgetting to strap the car seat in. / Jeff Win - His daughter rose for the National Anthem when it was on TV.    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TwoDrunkDadspodcast/ Twitter: @TwoDDPodcast email: twodrunkdadspodcast@gmail.com Apple Podcast:    A Little about us:  Matt is the reigning entertainer of the year in our county full of wineries and event venues. He has been named two-time entertainer of the year and has twin girls who just started school not that long ago.  Jeff is on a morning show called Jeff and Jeremy in the Morning on KZOZ-FM. He just wanted to have a podcast and have fun with nobody telling him what he can and cannot say... But he didn't account for his wife. He has a young daughter and an even younger son.  Feel free to contact us anytime with any of your Dad Challenges.   

Naming a podcast is the hardest part!

Two dads (Jeff and Matt) who are 44 and WISH we were drunk all the time. Truth is we are drunk about 20% of the time... So, 1 in 5 of these should be pretty good. (Am I right?) We talk about the challenges of Parenting and some of the things that make it a little easier!

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Two Drunk Dads

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