Sing it with me, everyone! Salad Shooooooter! Sing it from the top of your lungs into our ears, preferably while you’re making a salad with the toppings of a sald! Get a corded one! Get a cordless one while you’re at it! Use them all Salad Akimbo! Make your co-workers worry at the next potluck… Read more S5:E40 – Presto SaladShooter Electric Slicer-Shredder Commercial

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S5:E40 – Presto SaladShooter Electric Slicer-Shredder Commercial

Cellular DNA. Mobile Phone RNA. Landline Mitochondria. It’s all connected, man. It’s all making energy with us because it is us. Until it isn’t. Then it decides to take us to a nice night to the opera and set us on fire. That seems a little petty, honestly. It could have talked it through with… Read more S5:E39 – Parasite Eve Playstation Video Game TV Commercial

S5:E39 – Parasite Eve Playstation Video Game TV Commercial

SUBMIT TO THE DANCE. Enjoy it. Learn to live with it. Enjoy the 24 hour support, 365 days of the week. Ignore the fact that they’re genetically engineered for maximum advertising, these tiny mice. Ignore the cat in the corner that they use to make sure they do their job as efficiently as possible. Ignore… Read more S5:E38 – Japanese Computer Commercial (brand name: Mouse)

S5:E38 – Japanese Computer Commercial (brand name: Mouse)

You knew it was only time before we put a death loop within video death loop. It’s recursion, baby! We’re with it and within it too! You can use that in your next Programming 101 class, professors. And skateboarders too if you’re really into recursion. Maybe other podcasters too. This is now a recursion podcast.… Read more S5:E37 – Bob Burnquist Loop of Death

S5:E37 – Bob Burnquist Loop of Death

In the beginning, a single chocolate bar will rise. Or maybe it’s chocolate. Is it really? This is an ad for sexy white chocolate and they are really piling on how freeing this chocolate will make you damn feel. You’ll see a swing and maybe some bubbles and you won’t even notice because sexy times… Read more S5:E36 – Nestle Alpine White – Sweet Dreams Commercial

S5:E36 – Nestle Alpine White – Sweet Dreams Commercial

Welcome to the show! We got it all! We got circuses that have turned psycho from animation! We got cool ass skeletons! We got these older guys in makeup! We got a green screen and Silicon Graphics workstation! We don’t need anything else for ROCKING. Well, maybe a Gibson sponsorship. And a clown. Maybe two… Read more S5:E35 – Kiss – Psycho Circus (Official Music Video)

S5:E35 – Kiss – Psycho Circus (Official Music Video)

A secret from the templars! Tom Hank’s hair! Jesus! Maybe. I don’t know. I never watched it. There’s a code and Da Vinci has something to do with it. It was big in the 2000s, much like “art” and “media”. People running through the streets, either in pursuits in codes or running away from codes!… Read more S5:E34 – THE DA VINCI CODE – Official Trailer [2006] (HD)

S5:E34 – THE DA VINCI CODE – Official Trailer [2006] (HD)

Turtle Pies! From Hostess! And the Ninja Turtles! In the 90s you could get away with any crime as long as you were associated wih a popular children’s brand. Put some vanilla pudding in a what looks to be a malformed pickle? Sure! Sounds tasty! Sell it to the kids! Heck, give them a free… Read more S5:E33 – Ninja Turtles 1991 Commercial Turtle Pies

S5:E33 – Ninja Turtles 1991 Commercial Turtle Pies

The cats, oh how they shake! How they shake in the earthquake! Quiet they stand and let the ground move. They hold their sway for a few moments. They knew they brought this on the earth and knew they must be careful. If they swayyed any harder, the big cats with the phone cameras may… Read more S5:E32 – 地震で揺れる猫たち　Earthquake shakes Cats

S5:E32 – 地震で揺れる猫たち　Earthquake shakes Cats

OH MY GOD THREE PERCENT LIQUIDITY. That sounds great! Whatever that means! JRR Token, the latest in cryptofashion, has all that and more for you. Will they explain what it means? Maybe? Maybe not. There’s a pie chart. They burned a part of it? And why does everything smell like pancakes? Maybe it’s all the… Read more S5:E31 – JRR Token Cryptocurrency

S5:E31 – JRR Token Cryptocurrency

The Crazy Frog is only like 30% crazy, max. Sure, like he is unusual, but I wouldn’t say he is crazy. Maybe like speaks louder than normal at a restaurant crazy. Goes to the grocery store and buys at least four different flavors of pop tart crazy. Rents the wet vacuum from the same grocery… Read more S5:E30 – Crazy Frog – Axel F (Official Video)

S5:E30 – Crazy Frog – Axel F (Official Video)

Those chips need to escape. Into your hands, specifically. Into your mouth, where the delicious junk morsels must go. But heaven is denied and you have taken to greater measures. You back up. It’s personal now. It’s just you, a roomful of classmates with easy access to photographic evidence and a vending machine with a… Read more S5:E29 – Kid Breaks Vending Machine

S5:E29 – Kid Breaks Vending Machine

Hey, look! It’s the Doctor! The Doctor of Whositwhatsit! There were many of the Doctor and Sylvester McCoy may be your winking doctor! But overall, he is a distraction from the TRUTH. The truth your conspiracy discord and DVDs don’t even want you to know! The plan was hidden under our nose this entire time… Read more S5:E28 – Doctor Who Theme (1987-1989)

S5:E28 – Doctor Who Theme (1987-1989)

SCENE – EXT. NEW YORK SCENE The Video Death Loop hosts (Aaron Littleton and John Hurst) are in a conundrum! John yet again bought a sandwich that is Too Large to fit the in refridgerator! Hijinks ensue. If they can’t fit it in the fridge, it’s going to get moldy and smell! And the landlord… Read more S5:E27 – Puppy Plays with Butterflies Video – Explained

S5:E27 – Puppy Plays with Butterflies Video – Explained

The party is going well. The music is banging. The people are awesome. And you got some good movies playing in the background. The kind that are good to have in the background and you don’t have to pay attention to. But the movie is over and the punch bowl needs refilling. You can do… Read more S5:E26 – Bouncing DVD Logo Screensaver 4K 60fps – 10 hours NO LOOP

S5:E26 – Bouncing DVD Logo Screensaver 4K 60fps – 10 hours NO LOOP

We watch a video on loop until we can't take it anymore. Things get weird.

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Video Death Loop

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