Jeffrey Epstein - did he kill himself? Was he directed to kill himself? Or was he straight-up murdered? We don't know, and this episode will do a poor job of detailing out the events that led to that night. If you want hard-hitting reporting we recommend "The Mysterious Mr. Epstein." It's super good. What those hella profesh pods don't have though is conversations about where to find people's souls - it's in their buttholes - Roadhouse, taint shorts for long bike rides, and HBO what to watch recommendations. As promised, this episode is also being posted nearly 3 months after recording so if you're thrown off by the mentions of Labor Day, that's why. Ready to jump? Booty chatter starts immediately, conspiracy starts around 12:45.

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Seeing Souls through Buttholes + A Frenzied Epstein Conspiracy, "Who's the lynch pin now?!?"

The conspiracy surrounding Princess Di's untimely death is actually like, 5-7 conspiracies. Things you will learn: Wear a seat belt,  don't go to a private dinner with the queen, start from the toes and go up but stop at the brain, never trust the butler, there is a perfect pickup line with a 100% success rate for boys and girls.

"Charles is so nast" & other findings.

On the 7th episode of the pod Abby delves into the deep dark soul of her 14 year old life and the saga surrounding Kurt Cobain's death. Jen finds a way to discuss the legitimacy of brown corduroy leggings  - again - and Courtney can't stop thinking about snacks. Ready to take a trip back to the most awkward age of your life? Join us. 

This pod smells like teen spirit.

3 bottles of wine on a Sunday afternoon + 1 box of mediocrly sized large CheezIts has produced similar effects to microdosing on diet pills. We think. If you want to know the truth behind Area 51 you'll have to do some digging of you're own because we did not make any of it clear. We do talk a bit about U2, and a LOT about Lion's Choice. This episode has something for everyone. 

Area 51ish - We're getting to the bottom of something.

Following the tragic loss of our 4th episode due to gross user error - we're barreling into episode 5 where Courtney explores another "potential" tragic loss. Paul McCartney is dead. Maybe. It's a conspiracy. Who was the first to the crash scene? Was there ever a Rita and how shitty does she feel about this? What does Golden Slumber really refer too? and so many more questions we didn't even come close to answering. All that and more in this weeks pod. 

How many Paul's were part of the Beatles? You think 1, but what if...what if 2?

On Jen's episode of Wait What?!, she gets wildly frustrated trying to convince Courtney & I that something is not right below the surface. Murals, murderous sculptures, Italian Cheez-its, NWO, NWAC, Illuminati and Adidas lunchbags are all in play. 

What's beneath the Denver Airport?

The hottest of hot takes on what really happened to the Titanic including J.P. Morgan being hella rude, mummies, an author who would do anything to make his fictional writing autobiographical and Germany behaving badly. Everything is true. Also, why so much hate for Love Actually? How many Liam's does Courtney know? Why is Jen recommending you get a vibrator from your mom? and Why does Abby not tongue kiss in a theater? You have questions? We have over an hour of meandering conversation. 

Loose Lips Sink Ships and that's what actually happened to the Titanic.

In the very 1st episode of Wait, WHAT?! the ladies discuss jazzy Lizard People, Jen's family emails, Mission Impossible movie plot lines, and Beto. "Something isn't right." By the way the ladies are Courtney, Jen, & Abby - 3 real life friends. 

David Icke is not hot, but are lizard people real?

We are very confused. Join us as we discuss conspiracies, politics, plot lines, and the myriad of human behaviors that we can barely wrap our heads around.

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