? Shake, shake, shake! Shake, shake, shake! Shake your camera! For this horror movie. Yeah! ? Welcome to this week's episode about THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT, the documentary-style horror movie that spurred many other documentary-style horror movies. Faux-umentary? We don't know, but listen in to find out what happened - or didn't happen - in the woods in this 90s classic. Thanks for listening! (Or not!)

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35 - The Blair Witch Project

Top o' the mornin' to ya! We're coming at you with a St. Patrick's Day episode in April, but you know what? The spirit of St. Patrick lives on all year long. Check out this episode to find out how Jennifer Aniston got her start as a bratty Valley girl as well as how Warwick Davis killed (literally) his role of the Leprechaun. Is this movie good? No. But was it worth the watch? Also no. JUST KIDDING. It was delightful. Thanks for listening! Or not!

34 - Leprechaun

Hello! Can you see us? It's time for another episode of "Those Who Can't Watch, Listen"! Elizabeth Moss plays the part of a terrified ex-girlfriend whose boyfriend may or may not be haunting her after his suicide. Or is he invisible? You'll have to listen (or not) to find out!!

33 - The Invisible Man (2020)

Have you ever wondered if death was coming for you because you were supposed to die in a fiery plane crash? No? Just these late 90s/early 00s teens in this week's movie, "Final Destination"? Listen in to hear about the movie that scarred many of us elder millennials for life around things like bathtubs, train tracks, and bad art in a garage. Thanks for listening! (Or not!) 

32 - Final Destination

GUESS WHAT! We got NEW MICS, and WOW, do we ever sound better. Tune in this week to hear us sound crisp and profesh talking about the Freaky Friday-esque horror movie "Freaky" starring Vince Vaughn and Kathryn Newton. Were you ever wondering, wow, what would it be like if a serial killer swapped bodies with a teenage girl? Then this is the movie for you! Thanks for listening (OR NOT!) 

31 - Freaky (with Vince Vaughn)

WE'RE BAAAAAAAACK!! (Think of this as the quote from "The Poltergeist," episode 15 of this podcast if you need a reference.) Blah blah, we could lament why we haven't been posting podcast episodes, but we ALL know why. Life has just been TOO fun with Covid. Enjoy this episode of Kurt Russell's masterpiece - THE THING! 

30 - The Thing (1982)

Hola! We're coming at you today with a short but sweet-ish episode about a crying lady ("La Llorona" in Spanish! Hence the title!) who killed her kids. YIKES. Listen in to see why she keeps cryin' after that. Thanks for listening! Or not!

29 - The Curse of La Llorona

We're back! Holiday break is finally over, and we have a new episode just in time for Bong Joon Ho's HISTORIC Oscar win. Is "Parasite" a horror movie? Depends on how you feel about rich people, I guess.  Thanks for listening! (Or not!)

28 - Parasite

Don’t “sleep” on this one, listeners-or-nots! Stephen King’s novel-turned-movie “Doctor Sleep” was a WINNER in both Angie AND Kelsey’s book(s). When you combine Ewan McGregor with some telepathy and old hotels, you have a great, spooky, heartfelt movie (with special thanks to the director, Mike Flanagan). Are you a kid who has special powers? Then WATCH OUT for Rose the Hat and listen to this episode to learn how to defeat her! Or just listen so you can have a quick lil summary of an amazing Stephen King adaptation. It might not be like the book really at all, but it sure is great.   Thanks for listening! Or not!

27 - Stephen King's Doctor Sleep

Listen (or not), we know it's not Halloween anymore. Life happens, time flies, all that jazz. But if you still want to hear about Jamie Lee Curtis' debut movie with Michael Myers (not THAT Michael Myers), then listen in even if it is post-Halloween. Do do do do (that's us singing the theme). Thanks for listening! (Or not!)

26 - Halloween (1978)

**Little bit of an audio issue in this and it got reposted -- sorry!** WHOA BABY, this week's episode is all about Mia Farrow's masterpiece (we refuse to acknowledge the RP name) "Rosemary's Baby." Angie had never seen it before, but MAN, what a treat. Listen in to hear about how one woman's weirdo neighbors gaslit her into thinking she was insane and definitely not living next door to a satanic cult! Kind of typical! Is Rosemary insane, tho? Maybe. Is the dad from "Beethoven" in this movie? Yes! Thanks for listening! (Or not!)  

25 - Rosemary's Baby

Hi! Were you that girl in high school that everyone made fun of and threw tampons at you when you got your period in the gym shower? Then this movie's for YOU! Angie's future mother-in-law showed "Carrie" to her daughter as as lesson to "never be mean to people because you never know what could happen" and you know, we think she was right. No bullying, because you never know if someone has telekinesis and can start fires with her mind! Life lesson #451. Thanks for listening! (Or not!)

24 - Stephen King's Carrie (1976)

Hi! Are you jealous of everyone who seems to know everything about clowns, spiders, and red balloons? Then this episode is for you! Learn about Pennywise the Clown, his legacy (sort of), and the Losers Club. Get ready for IT CHAPTER TWO! With a small appearance by IT CHAPTER ONE! Was it called chapter one? Anyway, it's a recap of IT from 2017.  Thanks for listening! (Or not!)

23 - IT Chapter Two (with a small IT from 2017 recap)

Who wants a summary of the Scary(iest) Stories to Tell in the Dark? If you're like Angie, you read those books COVER TO COVER and even hid them under your bed because you were afraid the terrifying illustrations might come to life in the night, right? No, just her? Okay. Listen to see how terribly they transformed this PA town to the (sort of) 1960s and how they interpreted these short stories into something, well, less of a collection of short stories. Guillermo del Toro doesn't disappoint! (Well, maybe it's like 10% disappointing) Yay for quick summaries of horror movies! Thanks for listening! (Or not!)

22 - Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

Hello! We all know Mel Gibson is terrible, but honestly, let's just forget that for a good hour and hear about how everything's connected in M. Night Shyamalan's "Signs." It's a great movie and Angie might cry while retelling the story of Joaquin Phoenix, MG, Abigail Breslin, and Rory Culkin + aliens. Or are they aliens? (They're aliens.) Swing away, Merrill. Thanks for listening! (Or not!)

21 - Signs (by M. Night Shyamalan)

Welcome to "Those Who Can't Watch, Listen" - the podcast where one person who loves horror (that's Angie!) tells one who doesn't (that's Kelsey!) a detailed summary of exactly what happens in all kinds of popular horror films. Do you hate watching horror movies but want to know what happens in them? This is the podcast for you! Thanks for listening. (Or not!)

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