The Astronauts wonder if you really can kill someone with a pillow. Alex wishes everyone would raise their standards and Melissa knows Stella got her groove back.

We Could Have Been Astronauts

My Pillow

The Astronauts learn about mortal sins. Melissa has good reason not to carve pumpkins this year, and Alex takes all the credit for the worldwide success of Squid Games

Sounds Like a Furby

The Astronauts talk death at a Phish show. Melissa kind of makes a friend/stalker and Alex flaunts his free Frosty Card because he’s adopted.

Dave Thomas Approved

The Astronauts talk Facebook Whistleblower. Melissa is done with Cancel Culture and Alex wonders how to get rid of Social Media.  

Suck It Social Media

The Astronauts single handedly boost streaming numbers for Bruce Hornsby and Tupac. Melissa learns she can’t count on Alex as backup in a bar fight and listeners finally learn the one word Alex wants censored.  

King of the Castle

The Astronauts find out if 911 can trace you if calling from a cellphone. Melissa prays for Terry Bradshaw to be on Cameo and Alex is either having multiple strokes or is just super human.

Dont Yuck My Yum

ASTRO EXTRA: The Astronauts have a tight 3 minutes on Super Girl.  Melissa tells tales of Willy the Meth Dealer and Alex nails his Fantasy Football team name.

Reverse Education

The Astronauts wax nostalgic for Big Johnson T-Shirts. Melissa uncovers a Fast & Furious conspiracy that chills the soul, and Alex records his Covid Care plan on the show so it will be admissible in most Alaskan courts. 

Up The Dosage

The Astronauts learn that most of the Night Court cast is dead. Melissa gets excited about being back in style every 10 years and Alex still holds out hope in humanity to turn around the entire world.

Piss Pool

The Astronauts deal with the fallout from the Phish show. Melissa is trying to decide what to be for Halloween and Alex sings the praises of female drug dealers.

All I See Are Short Giraffes

The Astronauts’ favorite cats return. Melissa learns that 4pm is Alex’s witching hour.  Alex lets the listeners know why he never lies or has explosive diarrhea.

Who The Hell Is Don Henley

ASTRO EXTRA: The Astronauts wait to be cancelled. Melissa questions Alex’s citizenship while Alex continues to sign legal documents with this enemies' blood.

Real ID is Fake

The Astronauts deliver a very special episode for Alex’s Birthday.  Melissa discovers Funko Pops and Alex celebrates Uncles named Jerry.

Fun In Funko

Two practical strangers on the launch pad to nowhere, discussing culture, that thing you did last summer, and shame spirals.

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We Could Have Been Astronauts

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