This week the twins are bringing you a Halloween special like no other: they are personally topping some of their most embarrassing moments with a special round two of… more of their most embarrassing moments >>LIVE<< as the twins continue to do more obscure impersonations.

This week the twins are bringing you a Halloween special like no other: they are personally topping some of their most embarrassing moments with a special round two of… more of their most embarrassing moments >>LIVE

Whatever, Your Twin was Hotter

Scarily Embarrassing Stories to Tell in the Dark

Brooke and Lindsay unpack what it means to be biracial after finding out a bestselling author of Asian-American literature is actually a white woman who claims she is 1/8 Chinese. The twins discuss the journey and struggles they've encountered in understanding their Filipino identity in a country where cultural assimilation extinguishes appreciation for one's culture.

Being a Biracial Filipino

As fall finally kicks into season, the twins want to talk about some of this season's scariest things:Quirky indie/alt people with beanies, doc-martens, and Tame Impala shirtsMansplainers who don't want to talk politicsGrotesque halloween decorations at the halloween storeThe patriarchy

What's Scarier than 2020?

You thought we wouldn't post...and we almost got you didn't we. In the wake of Ruth Bader Ginsburg's passing, Brooke and Lindsay delve in deep about what it's like being a woman in today's society and finally hit the topic you sick perverts were all waiting for: Porn. The twins discuss how the porn industry has affected dating and existing around men, their own porn journey, and share other skin crawling tales of men being twisted yahoos. PORN TAGS: #exotic #asian #incest #twins #petite

Where We Stand on Porn

Hey, you. Yeah you! Are you listening to our podcast all by yourself? ...Are you even listening anymore after our absence? In the wake of the death of the podcast, Brooke and Lindsay have a candid talk about where they want to take the podcast as they grow more distanced from their sloppy, messy, and frankly grossly uninteresting selves when they first started the podcast. They also detail their most interesting canons and narratives from their childhood including an ableist nightmare of a plot and the sticky and non-pc outcome of their budding facism, a Pro-Confederate story. Hopefully their story telling becomes better (and more consistent). Posting every Monday.

The Hotter Twin Died

Mansplain Monday has a whole new meaning in today's episode. Tune in to hear about the twins' experiences as alpha females in a male world and about a run-in with a former frat boy college has-been, who's fallen from the ranks of frat boy legend to assistant manager at the Santee location of Enterprise.

Being the Alpha Female in a World of Beta Males

We ghosted you, but we're finally back on schedule. The day after Linz’s bf leaves town, Brooke recounts the inevitable breakdown you have if you are the single twin in the iconic duo. They also talk about their horrific double date experience, the straight-to-VHS, cash cow Disney Sequels they've been binging, what NOT to put in your bumble profile bio, and the pedophiles at their former high school. 

What it’s like Being the Single Twin

This week, Brooke and Lindsay catch up on the last two weeks and talk about some cop (pig) run-ins they've had during protests. This little piggy cried "bitch" all the way home (true story). Black lives matter--now and always--and the twins discuss on how to be anti-racist at college.

Being an Activist in College

The twins are exposing themselves once again, this time as ~indie~ podcasters who can dream of running something as big as the Call Her Daddy brand. Brooke talks about yet another hate message she received from a scorned Bumble mans, and Lindsay details the horrifying hearse energy of her summer job two years ago that she may just have to go crawling back to if their podcast isn't picked up by a network, and soon (hint hint, Dave Portnoy).

Ghosting Call Her Daddy

Since their teen years, Brooke and Lindsay have been interacting with predators on popular dating apps--and loving every second. Dating apps may get a bad rap, but the twins have been "pro-tinder" since high school. Today, the twins talk about the intricacies that can increase YOUR tinder success, bumble horror stories, and dating app successes! Though dating apps have done them dirty, the twins will never forget the wounded, disgusting apps that have helped them navigate the lonely years of college.

We LOVE Dating Apps, Here's Why.

You're 17, almost 18 and it's time to network and reinvent yourself among all the other hot singles at your knew college. WRONG. You are actually 27 year old Chad's prey. Today the twins go over the high highs and low lows of their freshmen year of college, and the "magic" of Fraternity Vegas trips which include a lot of substance abuse and a pair of tiny hands. As Charles Dickens once wrote, "it was the best of times, it was the worst of times"....

My Filthy Freshman Year Confession

So you want to be THAT bitch who got away, the BEST thing he'll ever have--but you secretly want his attention and your id is literally screaming at you to toss yourself into the loony bin and be the crazy, psycho ex to get a crumb, a mere morsel of his attention. Good news. There are only SIX rules you need to follow to live your best life without your toxic ex. From crazy ex stories to a one-way ticket over the cuckoo nest, tune in for a psychopathic Monday.

How to be "The One That Got Away"

Last episode was a bit of a blunder... The twins forgot to edit out a piss break and even Travis Scott showed up in the form of Brooke's shitty audio quality. This week the twins are back and betta than eva. No more piss breaks (...unless, aha jk) and a full break down of how family affects you and your SOs in relationships. Look Ma! No editing errors! 

Look Ma, No Episode

It's no secret that Brooke and Lindsay have their nerdy hobbies and pastimes. From historical reenacting to a My Little Pony sex toy business, the twins are no strangers to skating against the societal grain. However, it's time to dispel the idea that being a "nerd" means one has to give up a semblance of fitting in. In this episode, Brooke and Lindsay discuss this broad and controversial topic and tell funny stories that will give you Vietnam flashbacks for years to come.

Nerds Who Get Laid

You're a College Has-Been

Ridiculously hot identical twins Brooke and Lindsay Rose are in the heat of the dating game and share their humorous takes on college life, dating, and modern day issues such as Johnny Depp’s racist clownery and their toxic relationship with Timotheé Chalamet. From the manic highs of their Civil War reenacting days to dating horror stories, the twins share experiences and offer advice from their unique and separate lives in a time that’s supposed to be enshrined as “the best years of your life”.

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