We have a special guest. YAY!!!!  We are joined by one of the hottest and greatest Moms EVER. Introducing Carly Blomfield. Check her out on Instagram @Carly.BlomfieldWe chat about her experience giving birth during a pandemic, being a proud Mom of two adorable little boys and of course, getting peed on. We totally understand why she didn't day drink with us.

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Dodging Pee and a Pandemic Baby

Season 2 "kicks" off with a story about a woman who not only has four legs, but she also has 2 vaginas. I mean, what more could you possibly want?Put ALL your feet up, sit back, relax and listen as we introduce you to Ms. Myrtle Corbin. It's everything you never knew you wanted to know. 

Double Vaginas and a Crap Ton of Shoes

Shelby and Amanda pull themselves out of their quarantine, alcohol induced stupor and attempt to get back on the Podcast bandwagon. Amanda is sober (weird right?) so she can barely form a sentence. Shelby sacrifices her liver and takes enough shots for them both. Gotta love a team playa!!!  

We Are Back.....Kinda

Shelby tests Amanda on  25 Common Phrases That You're Saying Wrong.Consider this our PSA to you. Don't sound like a complete moron during your next work meeting or convo. As we have said a million times, "We might regret what we are going to say....." but now's your chance NOT TO!!! Live without regrets fellow wino's!This episode bought to you by more random vodka and New Zealand's own OYSTER BAY Merlot. FYI It's a screw top which is something i discovered AFTER trying to open it with a corkscrew. 

Now I Feel Dumb: 25 Common Phrases That You're Saying Wrong.

Shelby and Amanda spend a few moments complaining endlessly about Facebook. It's not the first time we have done this and sadly, it's probably not the last. Sorry. This episode is brought to you by some random vodka shots (Shelby) and some even more random (aka CHEAP) wine (Amanda). 

Reuniting Over Our FB Frustrations

MIL decides to go solo today. Not only is she missing her DIL, she is also missing her tasty alcoholic beverage. Its a short episode because MIL is lazy AF and has a difficult time forming sentences sober. 

MINI-SODE Because Its Been Too Long

After the holidays, there's a shit ton of people complaining about their MIL's on social media and Reddit. Amanda recognizes so much about herself in the majority of the complaints. Shelby simply thinks they are funny or sad. Join us on another drunken rant about life with the in-laws, self loathing and other random things.

MIL's NEED LOVE TOO.

Shelby is visiting and we take this opportunity to play Truth Or Drink. Turns out we have zero shame and no problem airing our personal info to the world. Liquid courage or stupidity?????? You decide.  

ZERO SHAME In Our TRUTH OR DRINK Game.

Shelby and Amanda attempt to play Trivia Crack. As usual, Amanda can't seem to figure out how to get any thing to work. She blames technology, and NOT old age or all the wine she has consumed. SPOILER ALERT: Shelby wins OF COURSE. 

(TRIVIA) CRACK IS WHACK

Its holiday time again and nothing says HAPPY HOLIDAYS like a crazy old aunt with syphilis. Good times.

HAPPY F'N HOLIDAYS

What happens when Amanda drinks too much wine and spends an entire weekend diving down a CULT rabbit hole? NOTHING GOOD. Poor Shelby gets an ear load of Amanda's wine induced, (fake) expertise on cults. Nothing makes sense, but neither do cults. Pour a glass of wine and prepare to be confused.

WINE and a CULT= A BAD RESULT

Shelby and Amanda share some creepy Reddit stories combined with their own personal stories, some of which include Amanda peeing her pants (as always).Amanda learns it is extremely difficult to read anything after drinking one glass of wine. 

Creepy Stories With A Little Bit of Pee.

MIL Amanda complains endlessly about her ex-job and explains why there have been no podcasts recently. DIL Shelby drinks wine for the first time in a long time and we all know that's entertaining!!! 

Take This Job and Shove It.

Amanda is sick and mistakenly decides to make everyone else sick by talking about bodily functions and all the glory that comes with them. Sorry (kind of).

Wine the SNOT Not?

Shelby gets tipsy and asks her dear, sweet, innocent MIL some demented WOULD YOU RATHER questions. Life will never be the same.

HAIRY PROBLEMS & DEMENTED DILEMMAS.

What do you get when you combine a mother and daughter-in-law, copious amounts of alcohol, and a whole lot of trash talk? A podcast of course!We may regret what we say, but we will say it anyway. WELCOME TO WINE THE F NOT?Raw and unfiltered because we are too lazy to learn how to edit and too cheap to pay someone to do it. ENJOY.

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