Jaws spawn seeks revenge on the surviving Brody family members. Joelle - "Find your fucking holiday joy, Grinch!" Parry - "Brody the Shark Slayer"

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Ep 34: Jaws: The Revenge (1987) - HOLIDAY SPECIAL - “I’ve always wanted to make love to an angry welder. I’ve dreamed of nothing else since I was a small boy.”

Death, divorce, and desertion leaves three friends desperate for love, attention, and sex...and then the Devil appears. Joelle - "I was not able to eat cherries for a long time after watching this." Parry - "The Devil came down to Eastwick."

Ep: 33 - The Witches of Eastwick (1987) - "Have another cherry."

Witches, some kids, a talking cat, lots of screaming, and a virgin. Parry - "Test audiences have ruined better films" Joelle - "This film is so white it hurts"

Ep: 32 - Hocus Pocus (1993) - "You sold your soul! You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived and you know it!"

A 15 year-old college freshman genius is mentored by a brilliant but flippant senior who teaches him that all work and no play can make Mitch a dull – or insane – boy (like Lazlo Hollyfeld), but they both learn that sometimes the price of success is betraying your own morals….and the price of revenge is whatever 140 tons of popcorn costs. Joelle - "I would never buy astronaut ice cream." Parry - "Didn’t these guys go on to found Ask Jeves?"

Real Genius You Havent Seen What-Ep 31

The Cessna siblings make money out of manure. Parry - "I was not the Alex P. Keaton of Poop." Joelle - "You are killing my light and fluffy!"

Ep: 30 - KIDCO (1984) - "The USA was the greatest place in the world, and then they had to go and bust KIDCO."

Parry: Do Werther's taste better if they come from a cardigan pocket? Joelle: Werther's is my jam.

The Silence of the Lambs (1991) - BONUS MINISODE - "Love your suit."

This is the second part of our discussion about The Silence of the Lambs (not LIVE) where we talk soundtrack smashes, production notes, and real world law enforcement in the context of privacy vs safety. Parry: Are you saying that Tom Petty is the patron saint of white guys? Joelle: A married couples quest to rectify the wrong of their partner being an asshole.  

Crime Files - Ep 5: The Silence of the Lambs (1991) - PART 2 - "Quid Pro Quo"

Various animals are exposed to man's inhumanity to man.  This episode was recorded LIVE at the ASC (The American Society of Criminology) 75th Annual Conference in San Francisco, CA on November 13th, 2019. Our very special guests are (in no specific order): Jessica Herbert, Ph.D - President, IDEA Analytics Caroline Comerford, M.S. - Founder, CVC Consulting Adam Stern, Ph.D - Associate Professor, Curry College

Crime Files - Ep 4 LIVE at ASC: The Silence of the Lambs (1991) - "They don't have a name for what he is."

Parry - We're staying together for my Father. Joelle: Yes, Drummer Cat.

CLUE - BONUS MINISODE - "Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong and disposable."

They send you to Shawshank for life, and that's exactly what they take. Joelle: "You wanna bring your wine the the theater? Great! Put that shit in a sippy cup ahead of time!" Parry: "What is Shawshank's area code?"

Crime Files - Ep 3: The Shawshank Redemption (1994) - "How can you be so obtuse?"

Truth, justice, and the American way in Runaway Jury includes buying a verdict by buying a jury.

Crime Files - Ep 2: Runaway Jury (2003) - "You are a moral man living in a world of moral relativity."

Six strangers are summoned to a mansion by their blackmailer. People start dying and shenanigans ensue. Parry: "When someone done it, but you don't know WHO done it..." Joelle: "This is like every Nancy Drew novel in my head come to life."

Crime Files - Ep 1: CLUE (1985) - "One plus one plus two plus one, not one plus two plus one plus one."

Have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN with this special minisode where we revisit April Fool's Day and Joelle reveals her deathly fear of Gizmo the Mogwai...and piranhas!

April Fool's Day - HALLOWEEN MINISODE - "They're Here! They're Hungry! They'll Eat You Alive!"

This is is our very first bonus minisode (and stop gap for Joelle's dissertation) where we delve deeper into Top Gun and find out who Joelle and Parry would Bed, Wed, and want Dead!

Top Gun - BONUS MINISODE - "There's two O's in Goose."

Fighter pilot Lt. Pete “Maverick” Mitchell has a chip on his shoulder and that chip might just make him the most brilliant or the most reckless fighter pilot in Miramar.” (not Miramar, FL) Parry: "Even if you’re not trying to stare at Tom Cruise’s ass, there it is right there in front of you in the tighty whiteys." Joelle: "Do you have something to tell me? Is there a reason we shouldn’t be married any longer?"

Ep 29: Top Gun (1986) - "If you think, you're dead."

A married couple's quest to rectify the wrongs of their partner never seeing culturally relevant movies. (Mostly 1980s, but we dabble in other decades.) The Crime Files specifically examines crime movies and their impact upon societal perceptions of law enforcement.

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