The rollercoaster that is Paradise hits it's peak this week with a bunch of really shitty game play and trash behavior. Oh that was supposed to distinguish the other weeks from this one. Ooops. No but really this was a toxic week, and Danika and Jenna spend over an hour trying to break it all down (actually just vent) and try to make sense out why Kenny is the King of Paradise. Suggested accounts to follow: https://instagram.com/theblckchelorettes?utm_medium=copy_link https://instagram.com/blkbachbabes?utm_medium=copy_link https://instagram.com/unpaid_emotional_labor?utm_medium=copy_link https://instagram.com/ashtalksbach?utm_medium=copy_link Follow us on insta @datecardpod   @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames Proud podcast of So Below Media

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S8E4 - Players In Paradise

There's trouble in Paradise...seriously almost every couple is in turmoil and new arrivals JUST KEEP FUCKING COMING. To break down all the drama this week, Jenna is joined by fellow Queer Bach Podcaster, Justin Cole Adams from the podcast Justin Takes The Bach. And let me tell you Justin wants to take it... from a lot of the buff men in this franchise insert wet emoji Make sure you follow Justin at @justintakesthebach Follow us on insta @datecardpod   @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames Proud podcast of So Below Media

S8E3 - Thirsty Thursday with Justin Takes The Bach

Happy paradise y’all! This week Jenna is another year older and another year wiser (or maybe wine(r))? So she’s taking time off for the first time ever! In her stead, pod fiancé Andrew steps in and Danika tries to wrangle her ADHD to cover four hours of material in less than two hours. Is she successful? Probably not. Is it a good time? Yes. Stay tuned as Danika and Andrew talk about Demi’s entrance, why men are annoying, and ask each other the same questions that Maurissa and Riley had to explore, among so many other things. Happy birthday Jenna! Follow us on insta @datecardpod   @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames Proud podcast of So Below Media

S8E2 - Jesus, our six inch king

After just two short painless, happy and healthy, and not at all dramatic years... Bachelor In Paradise is back with all new hosts (thank god) and all new contestants (well...some not new ones too)... and we are so pumped! And a little terrified. But hey, that's par for the course it seems! CW: we play a clip from Victoria's Erotic Poem and it's NSFW, but it is amazing. Follow us on insta @datecardpod   @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames Proud podcast of So Below Media

S8E1 - Heaven's door finally opened

Katie Thurston has somehow made it to the end of her journey, and found the beard of her dreams! Good for her honestly (not us having a whole ass messy journey in liking him our selves)!! But before she gets to ride off in to the sunset, she has to dump another man, destroy another on stage, and introduce us to her lovely aunt. And honestly we had a fucking blast recapping it all!! Follow us on insta @datecardpod   @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames Proud podcast of So Below Media

S7E10 - And the Emmy goes to...

Apparently that phrase Home Away From Home means something in these bubble seasons, because while it is Hometowns week our asses stay firmly in New Mexico. Where we have to watch awkward dates held agains't backdrops made by children and get to meet some sweet family and friends in a hotel. But also... we meet the, very very very hard to watch, end of a relationship. TW: we do get in to a nuanced and heavy convo about the break up, self care is advised. Follow us on insta @datecardpod   @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames Proud podcast of So Below Media

S7E9 - Dude, get a grip(po)!

Well folks it's that time of every season where The Men TM TM TM get locked in a studio with an audience of drunk fans and get told, to tell us all. Yet this season they don't really tell us much, and that's fine by us!! It leaves more time for us to talk about sad dads and podcast hosts (us) AND how amazing Tayshia and Kaitlyn are. Follow us on insta @datecardpod   @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames Proud podcast of So Below Media

S7E8 - The Men Tell All of Nothing

Danika and Jenna are back and oh shit the season is somehow almost over. What?! There's only 7 men left and hometowns are next?? Okay, if you say so! Despite not knowing what the hell is happening we recap this rollercoaster of an episode, Danika warns us about the dangers of notes, and Jenna makes a huge ass out of herself. Shocking. Follow us on insta @datecardpod   @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames Proud podcast of So Below Media

S7E7 - Horny Canadians

Friend of the pod Staci joins Jenna as they recap week 5 of Katie's journey to find a man who makes her horny but also feel loved. Is that even possible in 2021? Scientists are still working on it. In the meantime, sit back and relax and listen to us bicker about Blake, talk shit about the producers, and of course fall for Andrew S even more! Follow Staci on insta @stakselrod Thank you so much Staci!!! Follow us on insta @datecardpod   @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames Proud podcast of So Below Media

S7E6 - Sentient Episode of Americas Next Top Model

Welcome back friends! Thanks to covid, we are still on a ranch in New Mexico and running out of date ideas so naturally we get a Truth or Dare style group date. Many food based nightmare stunts, ass hair waxing, and truth bombs later we get to the main theme of this week: Thomas. Is he here for an engagement, a Bachelor Audition, or a pizza...cause fuck this guy looks like Josh Murray so much. Follow us on insta @datecardpod   @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames Proud podcast of So Below Media

69 Twinkies: The Bachelor Pride Float

We're back for week three of Katie Thurston's journey to find a man that doesn't make her annoyed. And we are here to say that she has her work cut out for her. Also we talk a lot about Jeff Probst. You're welcome. Follow us on insta @datecardpod   @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames Proud podcast of So Below Media

Thomas The Trainwreck

This week bestie of the pod, Connie, subs in for Danika. And while Mom is away we talk about poop (which we would have done with Dan anyways), erogenous zones, banana foreplay, daddy issues, and men almost kissing. Oooof is it hot in here or is it just Katie's sexual positivity?? Follow Connie on instagram at @blackberrybloop THANK YOU CONNIE! Follow us on insta @datecardpod   @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames Proud podcast of So Below Media

S7E3 - Brokeback Twilight

In this episode we get to hang out with Tayshia and Kaitlyn in the fake mansion in New Mexico and watch Katie meet too many men in capri pants, get kidnapped in a RV, and make out with a furry! Cause kink is allowed at pride! Naturally Katie sends home some of the men, but theres one old white ignorant man in particular that we are happy to see gone. Bet you can guess who. Follow us on insta @datecardpod   @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames Proud podcast of So Below Media

S7E2 - No More Harrisons

We’re are back for another season of The Bachelorette! But before we jump into Katie Thurston’s night one, we gotta meet the 30 men vying for our vibrator queen’s heart! Content warning… we are bitches.   Thank you for coming along on this journey with us! Its our 7th season and we wouldn’t be here without you!!  Follow us on insta @datecardpod   @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjames Proud podcast of So Below Media

S7E1 - Horse Guy vs. Not A Horse Guy

Oh hey there! It's been a minute...and honestly we could use a few more minutes of off season. messy face emoji But we're dipping our toes back into the pod to say Hi we've missed you, and to pretend we are on a one on one with each other! We talk about where we came from, who we are, bad dates, sex, and of course some light trauma. Cause duh! That's the Date Card Pod way! Thank you all so much for being here and all the funny DM's! See you in a few weeks for Katie's season!! CW: around the 50 min mark for domestic abuse mention (non graphic) Follow us! IG: @datecardpod Twitter: @datecardpodcast Art: Victor X Blackthorne Music: Bensounds.com Thanks to So Below Media!

S6E14 - Being perceived in the off season

Each week, queer comedians Jenna Vesper and Danika McClure recap The Bachelor franchise, scream about their sordid dating lives, and argue with problematic contestants on instagram. Follow our podcast page for memes @datecardpod, and our personal accounts @jennawithasmile & @drunkfeminist Email inquiries to datecardthepodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @datecardpodcast Art: Victor Blackthorne Music: Bensounds.com Proud podcast of So Below Media #bachelor #bachelorette #bachelorinparadise #comedy #recap

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