Who has 4 boobs and are the giggliest of pusses? Well, that would be us. Join us for an Andre and AlphaBrain fueled romp through the Chinese and British Empires (and Riz Ahmed's Google image results page) as we discuss Sherri Thomas' My Beautiful Enemy.

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S2 Ep3 - My Beautiful Enema/ Wuxia Clan Ain't Nuthin' ta Fuck With

Sultry (*cough sick cough*) NPR voices? Check. Swoon-worthy sexy scenes? Double check. An unbelievably thoughtful and educational romance novel depicting the relationship between a former slave-turned-spy and a white detective during the American Civil War? Check check check. We did our best to cover some pretty important subject matter in today's episode, y'all. Pour yourself a nice hot toddy and plug those headphones in. xoxo Reading List for Today's Episode : An Extraordinary Union, by Alyssa Cole

S2 Ep2 - ~*This Is No Ordinary Union, No Ordinary Union*~

Happy Valentine's Day, Kittens and welcome back to the second season of The Romance World According to Kathy Lee and Hoda! Not really, but we'd totally listen to that with a magnum of Kendall-Jackson. Today we're discussing gay romance, portmanteaus, and James McAvoy American Girl dolls. So grab the biggest heart shaped box of chocolate you can find (or don't because we all know Valentine's Day is totally a capitalist ruse, but we don't have the character count to get into THAT) and snuggle up because the Flying Smuttresses are back, y'all! Reading List for Today's Episode : The Magpie Lord by KJ Charles

S2 Ep1 - Casual Bullshit Hour with Lainey & Natalie

Just in time for Halloween... it's a liiiiiiiiiive (episode, that is). Join the flying smuttresses of Podice Rippers for some rip roarin' romantical rapport, with a heaping helping of feminism, and a reading list to keep you busy til 2020. Reading list for today's episode is available at https://www.facebook.com/groups/378441469198104/

S1 Ep18 - It's A - Live!!!!.... from Geek Girl Con

Bust out those insulin syringes. This sugar baby/sugar zaddy cream puff of a novella had us puckering in all sorts of ways. Reading list for today's episode: So Sweet by Rebekah Weatherspoon

S1 Ep17 - Pour Some Sugar On Me (Literally in the Name of Love)

A hot-shot billionaire hardass with a Beauty and the Beast library and a long history of sexual escapades. A sensitive writer who grew up too quickly and has carefully avoided his sexual proclivities for years. ..wait wait, what? *She's* the overbearing hot shot, *he's* the sexual n00b?? OH, SNAP. IT MUST BE GENDER ROLE TROPE REVERSAL TIIIIME! Reading list for today's episode: Gentleman in the Streets, by Alisha Rai

S1 Ep16 - Simply Akirasistable

Boss ass babes, boinking, BDSM, and butt stuff. What more do you need?

S1 Ep15 - Is That Pussy Hungry? Because I Smell a Gym Rat.

If you would've come up to us five years ago and said, "Five years from now you two are going to be sitting next to a beautiful greyhound, cackling and mushing over a novella about an LA food network producer and her personal trainer/BDSM Dom," we would've said, "Yep that sounds about right." Reading list for today's episode: Fit by by Rebekah Weatherspoon

S1 Ep14 - Yeah, I'm Into Fitness. Fitness Dick In You.

Put on your kitty cat smoking jackets and grab your cocktails (awoo--oooo) the flying smuttresses are back with a new... well... cock-tale. Warning: This book has been known to cause shit eating grins and acute cases of the giggles. Reading List Wallbanger by Alice Clayton

S1 Ep13 - Harvey Wallbanger? More like Simon Will Bang Her.

Adonis, let's a-do this. The flying smuttresses are back at it for another quickie with the second short story in the Midnight Pleasures collection. Reading list for today's episode: Midnight Pleasures -- edited By Amanda Ashley Phantom Lover -- written by Sherrilyn Kenyon

S1 Ep12 - I'm in Ur Dreams, InV'Aiden Ur Heart/Privates/Privacy

Put on your alliteration sombrero and grab your crayola carton (the 16-pack, not the 64) because it's time for a Darkfest Snarkfest (TM). Join flying smuttresses, Lainey and Natalie as they tackle the tall drink of creepy that is Darkfest. Reading List for Today's Episode Midnight Pleasures-- Edited By Amanda Ashley Darkfest-- Written By Amanda Ashley

S1 Ep11 - Dongfest (jk not really :()

Werewolves! Emotional vampires! Seagull shapeshifters! Oh, my! Grab your sunglasses and brush up on your Ice-T impressions. It's time for some sexy, supernatural CSI. Reading list for today's episode: The Darkest Kiss by Keri Arthur

S1 Ep10 - My Panties Couldn't Be Dhampir

In the immortal words of the great bard, Steven Tyler... I'm gonna have a fantasy But where am I gonna look They tell me that love is blind I really need a girl like an open book To read between the lines Love in an elevator Livin' it up when I'm goin' down Love in an elevator Lovin' it up till I hit the ground Is your interest piqued? Are your loins all a-quiver? Is your very core a swirling stew of hot liquid love magma? No? ....Well, at least we didn't quote "Falling in Love (Is Hard on the Knees)." Reading list for today's episode: Hearts in Darkness by Laura Kaye

S1 Ep9 - A Shaft and a Hot Box (... The History of the Elevator, Pervs!)

And now, a modern-day aphorism, courtesy of our own Lainey Seaton: It is a truth universally acknowledged that an author in possession of a fanfiction must be in want of an editor. Reading list for today's episode: The Luxury Gap, by Sharla (This is a piece of fanfic that is, as far as we can tell, no longer available online. Hit us up if you want us to send you the sketchy PDF xoxo.)

S1 Ep8 - High Societitties

And now, a limerick by our very own Natalie Warner: So, like, this one is pretty chaste But hopefully it won't be a waste Though they never get to boning We promise you'll be moaning At least none of our favs were debased? Reading List for today's episode: The Crocodile on the Sandbank by Elizabeth Peters

S1 Ep7 - Womb Raider

Get ready to dog-ear those paperbacks and turn those Kindles down low. The radiant Lainey Seaton and ravishing Natalie Warner are blazing into the podcast scene hot and bothered and bookish as all hell. Join us each episode as we talk at length and girth about all things romance novel. The only requirement is that you keep it lusty. And consensual.

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