Halloween is days away, and we decide to go classic.  Along with Superstar Returning Guest Jonathan Woodard, we discuss the Universal, um, universe, but bop into other decades as the mood takes us. Also - stupid tattoos, Gary Oldman's tortured take on Dracula, and Elsa Lanchester's side hustle singing dirty ditties.  ------------------- Follow us on the socials! @stayscarypod Intro Music (minus clips): Bobby Cole/SI Publishing.  Outro Music: Dark Hallway (distressed) Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  Additional vocals by Master Wyatt van Hamme.

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Episode 32: Just the Classics

Well, by gum - it's been a DOG'S AGE. How've you been? We've been.....distracted. Personal and professional stuff kept us away from you all, but we're back, and in a STUDIO again, no less. Joining us is return guest Matt Ferrara, as we talk about BIRTH IN HORROR. Rosemary's Baby, It's Alive, Prevenge...we discover that there are enough pregnancy/birth horror movies for an entire series, but we'll spare you.  Meanwhile, we get typically sidetracked as only we know how. Hope y'all like placenta jokes! ------------------- Follow us on the socials! @stayscarypod Intro Music (minus clips): Bobby Cole/SI Publishing.  Outro Music: Dark Hallway (distressed) Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  Additional vocals by Master Wyatt van Hamme.

Episode 31: The (RE)Birth Episode!

On this episode, we get deep into cults in horror.  Not cult horror.  Cults IN horror.  Movies inspired by the likes of Charlie Manson, Jim Jones, the Westboro Baptist Church and Heaven's Gate.  Joining Lisa and Yinh is not-at-all-a-cult-leader Jonathan Woodard.  We talk cannibalism, blowjobs for enlightenment, multi-level marketing, and how to ace your Scientology "personality test."  And we won't even make you change your name!   Intro Music (minus clips): Bobby Cole/SI Publishing.  Outro Music: Dark Hallway (distressed) Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  "I'll Never Say Never To Always" by Charles Manson. Sung by the Manson Girls. "Science Fiction Man" by Dorothy's Magic Bag. Licensed under Creative Commons. Additional vocals by Master Wyatt van Hamme.

Episode 30 - "Call Your Dad!"

"Fashion" isn't usually the first word that comes to mind when we think about horror, but horror is, in fact, DREADFULLY STYLISH, darlings.  Joining Lisa and Yinh is designer (and "Internet personality" Dan Pecci (danpecci.com) to talk foppish dandy vampires, nice girl sweaters, pretty dresses, and all the things we probably overlook as we're screaming.  Also: why "Showgirls" is probably actually a horror movie, how to hold a cigarette when your life is falling apart, and Jamie Lee Curtis's colon.  Dress to impress!

Episode 29 - Fa-fa-fa-fa-FASHION

It's Christmas once more at Stay Scary and we're making the best of it, with our five-time returning Champion Guest Jonathan Woodard.  We of course revisit "Black Christmas," but also get into a little "Christmas Evil," "A Christmas Horror Story," and "Rare Exports."  Also: the genuine horrors of TikTok (but only if you're a Queen Above 18), unsolicited dick pics, and terrible jokes about eggnog.     Intro Music (minus clips): Bobby Cole/SI Publishing.  Outro Music: Dark Hallway (distressed) Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  Romantic jazz by: www.bensound.com Additional vocals by Master Wyatt van Hamme.

Episode 28 - Have An Evil Shmevil Christmas

Turkey days are here again, and we get into a fresh round of Thanksgiving-themed horror movies with returning guest Soren Campbell.  We talk "Thankskilling 3," "Pilgrim," and "Flesh and Blood."  Also: garbage comfort food, getting blocked by Scott Baio, and drinking at bad chain restaurants the night before Thanksgiving.  Save room for PIE! Intro Music (minus clips): Bobby Cole/SI Publishing.  Outro Music: Dark Hallway (distressed) Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  Additional vocals by Master Wyatt van Hamme. "Take Me To The Bridge" by Pariah Jones. Used with permission.

Episode 26 - Thanksgiving In The Can

It's time to talk about BUGS.  Returning guest Nick Zaino joins Lisa and Yinh to discuss all things creepy-crawly: giant self-aware cockroaches, radioactive ants, billions of worms imported from Maine...and along the way we discuss real-life gross outs, play "Which Was The Better IT Spider?" before devolving into terrible jokes about maggot babies.  You'll want a six-pack of RAID for this one. Intro Music (minus clips): Bobby Cole/SI Publishing.  Outro Music: Dark Hallway (distressed) Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  Additional vocals by Master Wyatt van Hamme.

Episode 25 - Many legged horrors

We took a little break, but we are back with Season 2! We're talking teen witches - what's great, what's super problematic, and what it means to find self-empowerment in the midst of global crisis.  Superstar Returning Guest Melissa Van Hamme joins us as we whip up a cauldron full of bad wigs, the Rule of Three, mermaid vaginas, and the usual highly questionable content.  Jump on in!   Intro Music (minus clips): Bobby Cole/SI Publishing.  Outro Music: Dark Hallway (distressed) Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  Additional vocals by Master Wyatt van Hamme.

Season 2 Premiere! "Be my only Teenage Witch..."

Lisa and Yinh talk to author Matthew Brockmeyer (Kind Nepenthe, Under Rotting Sky) about his upcoming collection of transgressive short stories, Nest Of Salt, as well as rural horror, backwoods witchcraft, living on a pot farm, and why Flannery O'Connor should be required reading, as early as possible. Intro Music (minus clips): Bobby Cole/SI Publishing.  Outro Music: Dark Hallway (distressed) Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  Witch Spell II - Bats & Spiders by Humanfobia is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 License. Additional vocals by Master Wyatt van Hamme.

Episode 23 - Where the blind can't see, the lame don't walk, and the dead stay that way.

Although it'll be a good long time before most of us set foot in one, we're talking HOTELS.  From The Overlook to The Bates to the real-life horror stories at The Cecil, you're gonna want to keep your door locked and make no unnecessary jaunts down the hall to the ice machine.  Lisa and Yinh are joined once again by Jonathan Woodard (The Wrong Chaneys) for a wholesome chat about psychic imprints, voyeuristic motel owners, and Best Places To Stay If You're A Serial Killer. Intro Music (minus clips): Bobby Cole/SI Publishing.  Outro Music: Dark Hallway (distressed) Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  Additional vocals by Master Wyatt van Hamme.

Episode 22 - Turndown Service, Continental Breakfast, and THOUGHT INSERTION

We are back with a FULL episode! And we are finally tackling the subject that a lot of people would rather we didn't: CLOWNS.  Joining us is our Very Special Guest - David Howard Thornton ("Art the Clown" in the fantastic "Terrifier" series). We grill David about the much-anticipated sequel, while also talking Pennywise, John Wayne Gacy, tulpas, court jesters, and why horror actors almost always are the exception to the rule "Never meet your idols."  Intro Music (minus clips): Bobby Cole/SI Publishing.  Outro Music: Dark Hallway (distressed) Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  Additional vocals by Master Wyatt van Hamme.

Episode 21 - "Don't bother; they're here..."

We said we might do it, and we’re gonna do it!

Announcement! Killer Sofa Viewing Party!

Will the COVID madness ever come to an end? Will Lisa buy a plague doctor mask? Will Yinh have to yank the wax off her own armpits?  In this delightful minisode, we talk botched Tudor executions, where to find toilet paper, "Killer Sofa," and the perils of self-grooming. Intro Music (minus clips): Bobby Cole/SI Publishing.  Outro Music: Dark Hallway (distressed) Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  Additional vocals by Master Wyatt van Hamme.

Minisode 3: We are all one with our furniture now

Feeling a little antsy? COVID-19 sheltering got you down? Settle into a couple of FUN stories: "Mine," by Matthew V. Brockmeyer (read by Yinh), and a little history lesson from Lisa, about the one and only Typhoid Mary. Intro Music (minus clips): Bobby Cole/SI Publishing.  Outro Music: Dark Hallway (distressed) Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) "Superspreader" by Linnea's Garden (linneasgarden.com) Fig Leaf Rag - distressed Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  Additional vocals by Master Wyatt van Hamme. Support us! https://www.patreon.com/stayscary

Minisode 2: Stories For Shut-Ins!

It's COVID-19 isolation time, and we are unable to record at the studio, so we're doing a Zoom-isode and hoping for the best.  Dialing in is return guest Melissa van Hamme as we touch base on how we're holding up, "The Shining" board game, "The Lighthouse," and building a sweat lodge with tarps and duct tape.  WASH YOUR HANDS. Intro Music (minus clips): Bobby Cole/SI Publishing.  Outro Music: Dark Hallway (distressed) Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  Additional vocals by Master Wyatt van Hamme. Support us! https://www.patreon.com/stayscary

Minisode 1: Let's get ISOLATED

Stay Scary is a horror movie podcast hosted by Yinh Kiefer and Lisa McColgan. A rotating cast of artists and geeks join on to discuss themes and tropes in horror movies past and present.

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